Help me please. Mom stayed up last night and made gingerbread men. She always makes us some Christmas cookies and she works hard at it. We’ve never had any problems but of course with this little freak in the house anything could happen, right?
Me and dad got up this morning to find this in the kitchen. I think the little dirt bag has gone way too far now – over the edge you might say. Gulps – decapitating the heads off of mom’s Gingerbread men. How are we going to explain this to mom? How will mom be able to give out cookies now? What will the neighbors think? Thank goodness the Muffin Man doesn’t live close by.
At least one Gingerbread man made it…. Take it away friend.
Piglove 
imagesbytdashfield
12/22/2016 at 2:28 pm
Somebody needs to be taught a lesson…like some concrete shoes and a trip to the lake!
Piglove
12/22/2016 at 4:36 pm
You have that right my sweet friend. This has gone on way too long now. XOXO – Bacon
Kate Crimmins
12/22/2016 at 3:35 pm
Nothing is sacred…
Piglove
12/22/2016 at 4:37 pm
No, gulps, it’s not! XOXO – Bacon
majormanafemale
12/22/2016 at 4:10 pm
Your mom can always make more it will be ok. I am going to bake my version tomorrow. To bring to christmas party this weekend. I am going to ramble now so don’t mind this. I found dead creature in sink idk if was mouse or rat it was soaked. I finally figured out how to get it out of sink without panickng but idk how it got in there. I covered it with these 1towel thing that can be reused or disoposed of yeah then used a broom to sweep the mass of creature and towel into dustpan and threw the mess in trash bag. I am proud I figured out how to do it I have been freaking out about the creature for 3 or 4 days. It was more being totally grossed out then afraid.
Piglove
12/22/2016 at 4:37 pm
I do applaud your bravery. I think I would still be shivering. XOXO – Bacon
majormanafemale
12/22/2016 at 5:08 pm
It had to be done. I told myself you aren’t allowed to make your cookies unless you take care of the creature. Then asked myself how can I be brave like Hayley. She is an awesome 8yr old child she is on youtube bratayley and her own channel elleoNyaH. And then I remembered when she was 5 and the dog with the bird from bratayley and how they used a towel to cover it. And channeled Hayley’s bravery and did it a little at a time. This child didn’t even cry at 7 when she had 9 stitches removed from her hand and it so hurts more then she let on because I have had stitches.
Quirky Girl
12/22/2016 at 4:18 pm
I’m glad I don’t have one of those Elf on the Shelf guys. If I had thought he was creepy looking before, the image of him decapitating the poor gingerbread man has only reinforced that belief a million times over. Ho ho… oh no! 😛
Piglove
12/22/2016 at 4:38 pm
I’m with you dear friend. This mishap needs to get on out the door for sure! XOXO – Bacon
Amy
12/22/2016 at 9:00 pm
Just love your dancing gingerbread man. I used to have a blind one at work, with his own white-tipped cane.
Piglove
12/23/2016 at 9:13 am
aaww that would have been spectacular! XOXO – Bacon
speedyrabbit
12/23/2016 at 1:01 am
OH dear that elf causes so much trouble doesn’t he,Maybe now Bashful is back the rock clan can gang up on him,xx Speedy
Piglove
12/23/2016 at 9:14 am
I’m hoping so. I’m really hoping so!! XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
12/23/2016 at 2:39 am
you can say that the gingerbread man lost his head while pondering about a last minute christmas gift… that happened to the mama last night too ;o)))
Piglove
12/23/2016 at 9:19 am
Oh no! It’s all over the world now huh? Poor Gingerbread Men… XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
12/23/2016 at 5:28 am
It’s only scary when you wake up to find the gingerbread man’s head placed on your pillow….
Piglove
12/23/2016 at 9:20 am
Thank the piggy heavens I didn’t find it there. Can you imagine!? XOXO – Bacon
Dennis the Vizsla
12/23/2016 at 8:20 pm
hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog hay that jindjerbred man has got moovs like jagger!!! no wonder he boogeed on owt of their wen that krazy elf showd up with his hatchet!!! mary krismas to yoo frum us!!! ok bye
Piglove
12/24/2016 at 6:03 pm
I know right dude ! That elf has got to go ASAP! Hope y’all have an awesome Christmas as well. Much love. XOXO Bacon