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Oh NO – Elf Porn

20 Dec

Are you kidding me?!  Don Juan is really starting up BAD this year.  Mom heard noises last night around midnight.  She pinpointed the sounds to the bathroom.  The door was closed and she quietly opened it and caught Don Juan video taping some of mom’s collectible Barbies in a so called ‘hot sink’.  Talk about mad!  Are you kidding me Don Juan?!  Making porn tapes is one thing.  But taking mom’s collectible Barbies out of the packages – oh my piggy heavens.  It’s a good thing you scurried off the sink and hid before she caught you.  You are so on mom’s hit list now.

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Posted by on December 20, 2016 in Bacon

 

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25 responses to “Oh NO – Elf Porn

  1. Tails Around the Ranch

    December 20, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    LOL, well the girls are nice and clean now if that’s any consolation. 😉

     
    • Piglove

      December 20, 2016 at 3:18 pm

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. Kate Crimmins

    December 20, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    Bad elf!

     
  3. ruth7933

    December 20, 2016 at 1:23 pm

    oh no that bad elf!!!

     
  4. pilch92

    December 20, 2016 at 2:44 pm

    I have heard of Bad Santa, but I guess there should be a Bad Elf movie too 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      December 20, 2016 at 3:20 pm

      you think? They could write an entire movie with this evil Don Juan! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. katsrus

    December 20, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Oh he’s so naughty.

     
  6. David

    December 20, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    This is getting bad. You didn’t take Amy’s and Steve’s advice about getting rid of him.

     
    • Piglove

      December 21, 2016 at 9:30 am

      I know. Things are turning bad here. I need to find a medium FAST! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

    December 21, 2016 at 12:00 am

    I have to admit I laughed – but I’m SO glad we don’t have that kind of elf over here (ours are kitchen elves of a completely other sort). Anyway, I convinced Mom to link this to her Christmas Eve post.
    Woof! Tink

     
    • Piglove

      December 21, 2016 at 9:38 am

      Lord – can I come live with you? This pesky elf gives me trouble every.single.year. It’s not good. He is beyond evil. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

        December 21, 2016 at 12:33 pm

        Some people get nice elves, but some are really crazy mean. I wouldn’t want one here — you never know which kind you’ll get. (I’ve seen things on Mom’s Pinterest even worse than Elf Porn).

        We have room for you here, Bacon, and I’d love it, but I have to warn you –
        you might do better taking your chances with that elf. The 2-legses in charge of Mom’s building still haven’t made her radiators bleed so that we can finally some heat in here!

        It is sooooo cold right now even I have to wear a sweater IN my house — and Mom is wearing a winter robe OVER her clothes these days.

        I hope your Mom owns the Hotel you guys live in so you don’t have to deal with those office 2-legses. It seems there’s always something about calling them that makes her really grouchy. They seem sort-of nice to talk to, but they are really meaner than those elves (actions speak louder than words, according to Mom).

        Woof! Tink

         
      • Piglove

        December 21, 2016 at 1:02 pm

        I understand completely sweet friend. And yes, mom/dad own this place. From what I hear from dad sometimes, I’m not sure if that’s a blessing or not – snorts with piggy laughter. Try to stay warm my friends. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

        December 21, 2016 at 1:20 pm

        Mom’s friend calls his house the money pit – so he might agree with your dad.

        We’re staying under the quilts right now – so as long as we don’t have to do much we’re okay for now, thanks.
        xx, Tink

         
      • Piglove

        December 21, 2016 at 2:03 pm

        Good – cause if not mom’s real good about making a nice fire – she just pushes a button for our electric fireplace 🙂 Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

        December 21, 2016 at 2:50 pm

        LOL – We have a little fake fireplace too – but it’s not very warm. Better than nothing, tho’ – and we can move it to the room where we are. We’re not allowed to build fires in the real ones.

        BUT – one of the 2-legses came a few minutes ago and said he just replaced some kind of pump in the boiler. He says if it doesn’t warm up by tonite to call so they can do the blood thing.

        Yeah! TONS of good things happening today.
        Woof! Tink

         
      • Piglove

        December 21, 2016 at 2:56 pm

        There you go – you are getting close to heat – YAY!! Ours is a big fireplace – thank goodness for that because we all climb in front of it. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

        December 21, 2016 at 3:25 pm

        It sounds lovely where you live. We’re not so crazy about Cincinnati so far – it takes a real long time for the local 2-legs to warm up to 2-legs who didn’t grow up here, my Mom says, but she’s not talking about the temperature kind of warm-up.

        Everybody seems nice to ME – but my Mom doesn’t have many friends here yet. That’s why I drag her into my Cheers bar – my fans will always be nice to her too.

        Woof! Tink

         
      • Piglove

        December 21, 2016 at 4:32 pm

        aaaww – I’m sure there will be lots of peeps out there wanting to meet your mom in no time. Just wait and see. She’s a likeable kind of gal ❤ XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC

        December 22, 2016 at 2:59 am

        Thanks for saying so, Bacon — I’ll be sure to tell her exactly that!
        xx, Tink

         
  8. gentlestitches

    December 21, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Well his name IS Don Juan! Nudge wink!

     
    • Piglove

      December 21, 2016 at 9:39 am

      Snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. This is so true. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. evilsquirrel13

    December 22, 2016 at 12:41 am

    I have a bimbocorn here who says she’d love to be a part of that “film”….

     
    • Piglove

      December 22, 2016 at 9:14 am

      Oh snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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