Dear Bacon

20 Dec

Dear Panchetta,
I am an artist!  Do not think twice of me on my drinking.  It inspires my inner soul.  I would like to paint you – all of you since you are a plus size piggy.  Would you pose for me?  Signed Raphael Chickatello

Dear Raphael Chickatello,

WOW – I am honored… I think.  I really don’t think that I am old enough to pose in any of your paintings.  I think you should move on to maybe cows.  That’s it – cows.  I think cows should be your muse.  They are so much more to work with than just me… a little pig.  Carry on my friend and paint to your hearts content.


Dear Bacon,
Insert spy music.  The humans think they are so smart in putting out these ‘traps’.  They hurt!  But never fear, this is how we really get the cheese without setting them off.  Now you know our secrets!  Signed Top Mouse

Dear Top Mouse,

I love that move!  I wonder if there is enough wire to suspend me over something delicious.  It looks like a hoot!  You definitely have the moves my friend.  Keep it up my secret friend!

Dear Bacon,
I read about you watching television all of the time. I love to watch my shows too – especially the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. They fascinate me for some reason. Do you like them? Signed Raffie

Dear Raffie,
I just can’t understand why you would like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. . I mean really, they’re turtles. It blows my mind to figure that one out. And yes, I do like to watch the show as well my friend.


Dear Bacon,

Just the facts little guy.  Nothing but the facts.  We’ve been watching too many repeats of the movies Men in Black.  Don’t ask me which is which.  We just like to dress like Kay and Jay.  You know, just for fun and giggles.  The neighborhood doesn’t know how to act when we roll into it – bark.  What do you think?  Do you like to dress up like any of your favorite guys?  Signed Kay/Jay

Dear Kay and Jay,

Oh dudes – I love the look!  That is so neat.  I’ve seen those movies and ya’ll kind of look just like the two.  I think it’s the ties and sunglasses.  I would love to roam around in my costume too.  I secretly want to be a piggy super hero.  I keep asking mom to make me a cape.  I know with a cape, this little piggy would have special powers and be able to fly.  Stay cool barky things!

❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to email me your letters/pictures ❤


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12 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    12/20/2016 at 2:34 am

    brother grab that chance… such a painting could make it to the louvre…. I mean who wants sunflowers or a 400 year old girl named moana lisa…. a real bacon is the highlight at christies, I bet

    • Piglove

      12/20/2016 at 8:32 am

      aaww bro – you think? I need to call him ASAP then. We need all the money we can get! XOXO – Bacon

  2. angelswhisper2011

    12/20/2016 at 3:03 am

    MOL…that little wise guy doesn’t know who knows his secret now…’come to Binky, little snack’. Purrfect post as always, Bacon 🙂 Pawkisses for a wonderful day 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      12/20/2016 at 8:32 am

      aaww thanks sweet friend. I appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    12/20/2016 at 6:23 am

    Good plan, Raffie. When we had a turtle once, he didn’t watch TV, but I watched HIM! Mom changed my name to LeavetheTurtleAlone.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      12/20/2016 at 8:35 am

      I like that name beautiful. Mine sometimes is ISeeYouBacon. Has a nice ring, huh? XOXO – Bacon

  4. Nylabluesmum

    12/20/2016 at 10:28 am

    Jay an Kay are so-o kewl!!!
    An wee lad about Top Mouse! Hee iss berry clevurr fur a littul mousie…..maybe hee wood join mee Mousie Army????
    An that Chickaletto artiste well hee iss purrty funny ….
    An NO dissin thee turtle…..wee adoor turtless…..(snappin turtle iss Ladymum’ss Totem animal)….OK that ISS a bit scarey Unccle Bacon….butt no turtle here…whew….
    Grate collum Unccle!
    ***Hi-5’sss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

    • Piglove

      12/20/2016 at 10:55 am

      Snorts and rolls with laughter. Thanks my sweet nefkitty. I thought this weeks edition was hysterically great fun for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Amy

    12/20/2016 at 1:32 pm

    I can totally hear the music behind Top Mouse. And that chicken! Now we know why he crossed the street – to paint your portrait. 🙂

    • Piglove

      12/20/2016 at 3:18 pm

      aaww – that might just be true! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Ladybuggz

    12/21/2016 at 1:29 am

    I think it would be a honor being painted by that drunk chicken! BHWWWaaaaa! 🙂 T.

    • Piglove

      12/21/2016 at 9:38 am

      Snorts with rolls with piggy laughter. I may just have to give him a call then! XOXO – Bacon


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