All was quite throughout the house until mom spotted the freak Don Juan on a shelf with what? Another collectible Barbie. That elf is so disgusting. Daddy – don’t get any ideas – snorts with piggy laughter!
Posted by Piglove on 12/19/2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon
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12/19/2016 at 5:16 am
I hope there is no hole in that box and… well ya know ;O))))
12/19/2016 at 10:15 am
Me too. That elf is so very wicked! XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2016 at 6:04 am
12/19/2016 at 6:59 am
Don Juan is a perve..there i said it..lol loves Fozziemum xxx
12/19/2016 at 10:16 am
You may be right my friend. We can’t even show you some of the other things that he has done – like looking over the rod at mom showering. No respect that guy. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2016 at 7:52 am
Oh no. Better watch out.
12/19/2016 at 9:58 am
There was a Saturday Night Live skit with a box…..
12/19/2016 at 10:17 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. Maybe these skitzo got this from watching SNL. One will never know. XOXO – Bacon
12/19/2016 at 10:00 am
If you don’t have a fireplace, you may need to call Steve and Amy from The Dead Files to investigate your house. 🙂
Steve: In my checking around, I found the original “elf on the shelf” was actually a seriously bad criminal with a long record. You name the crime, he did it. He’s your proverbial bad penny, always showing up … and then some.
Amy: It starts with that creepy “elf on the shelf”. You need to get rid of it. Then, you’ll need to bring in three mediums to cleanse your house, followed by a religious person to keep those creepy entities out. If you don’t get rid, more bad things are going to happen.
Steve: Do I need ask, Bacon, are you going to do all things Amy has said?
Steve: Bacon, it’s not a time to wimp out …
Amy: If you don’t, you’ll end up as bacon in a 1lb package at the supermarket, or in a double cheese bacon burger at the fast-food joint down the street.
12/19/2016 at 10:18 am
Oh-oh-oh I can’t breathe. OMP — OMP. This is priceless for sure. We are all rolling here at the Hotel Thompson. Now I’m off to check the yellow pages for a medium – snorts with piggy laughter. Great laughs my friend – thank you VERY much! XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
12/19/2016 at 11:42 am
After dealing with Ken all those years, Ms. Barbie probably figured out Don Juan is all box and no substance.
12/19/2016 at 11:46 am
oh snaps and snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon
12/20/2016 at 2:15 pm
No better present then ” Junk in a Box”!! You must of been watching Sat. Nite Live..!!! LOL…
12/20/2016 at 3:19 pm
Looks around innocently. That evil elf better be staying out of my DVR – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
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