Dad – Don’t Get Any Ideas!

19 Dec

All was quite throughout the house until mom spotted the freak Don Juan on a shelf with what?  Another collectible Barbie.  That elf is so disgusting.  Daddy – don’t get any ideas – snorts with piggy laughter!


Posted by on 12/19/2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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14 responses to “Dad – Don’t Get Any Ideas!

  1. easyweimaraner

    12/19/2016 at 5:16 am

    I hope there is no hole in that box and… well ya know ;O))))

    • Piglove

      12/19/2016 at 10:15 am

      Me too. That elf is so very wicked! XOXO – Bacon

  2. imagesbytdashfield

    12/19/2016 at 6:04 am

    Naughty!!! 😉

  3. Fozziemum

    12/19/2016 at 6:59 am

    Don Juan is a perve..there i said loves Fozziemum xxx

    • Piglove

      12/19/2016 at 10:16 am

      You may be right my friend. We can’t even show you some of the other things that he has done – like looking over the rod at mom showering. No respect that guy. XOXO – Bacon

  4. katsrus

    12/19/2016 at 7:52 am

    Oh no. Better watch out.
    Sue B

  5. Kate Crimmins

    12/19/2016 at 9:58 am

    There was a Saturday Night Live skit with a box…..

    • Piglove

      12/19/2016 at 10:17 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Maybe these skitzo got this from watching SNL. One will never know. XOXO – Bacon

  6. David

    12/19/2016 at 10:00 am

    If you don’t have a fireplace, you may need to call Steve and Amy from The Dead Files to investigate your house. 🙂

    Steve: In my checking around, I found the original “elf on the shelf” was actually a seriously bad criminal with a long record. You name the crime, he did it. He’s your proverbial bad penny, always showing up … and then some.

    Amy: It starts with that creepy “elf on the shelf”. You need to get rid of it. Then, you’ll need to bring in three mediums to cleanse your house, followed by a religious person to keep those creepy entities out. If you don’t get rid, more bad things are going to happen.

    Steve: Do I need ask, Bacon, are you going to do all things Amy has said?

    Bacon: Gulp!!!

    Steve: Bacon, it’s not a time to wimp out …

    Amy: If you don’t, you’ll end up as bacon in a 1lb package at the supermarket, or in a double cheese bacon burger at the fast-food joint down the street.

    • Piglove

      12/19/2016 at 10:18 am

      Oh-oh-oh I can’t breathe. OMP — OMP. This is priceless for sure. We are all rolling here at the Hotel Thompson. Now I’m off to check the yellow pages for a medium – snorts with piggy laughter. Great laughs my friend – thank you VERY much! XOXO – Bacon

  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    12/19/2016 at 11:42 am

    After dealing with Ken all those years, Ms. Barbie probably figured out Don Juan is all box and no substance.

    • Piglove

      12/19/2016 at 11:46 am

      oh snaps and snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  8. Ladybuggz

    12/20/2016 at 2:15 pm

    No better present then ” Junk in a Box”!! You must of been watching Sat. Nite Live..!!! LOL…

    • Piglove

      12/20/2016 at 3:19 pm

      Looks around innocently. That evil elf better be staying out of my DVR – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon


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