Okay – Now the Freak is Pushing It

09 Dec

  I am not amused – meows.  There I was minding my own business and that pesky little elf freak jumped on my back.  It wasn’t bad enough that mom dressed me up.  She must think I’m Houdini with these clothes – and trust me friends – she would be so very wrong.

I’m a man cat… a Hemingway if you will.  We don’t do clothes or pesky elves.  Now I thought it was freaking hilarious how this freak of nature was picking on the other anipals and mom/dad.  Messing with us though, our claws are out.

I’m putting you on notice freak adventure.  It will be pay back time soon.  This may be the year you go down.

Signed Hemi


Posted by on 12/09/2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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7 responses to “Okay – Now the Freak is Pushing It

  1. pilch92

    12/09/2016 at 12:36 pm

    We hear those elves are tasty when topped with whipped cream- MOL!

    • Piglove

      12/09/2016 at 1:06 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think I may have to check out an elfcappacino. Thanks for the tip pal XOXO – Bacon

  2. majormanafemale

    12/09/2016 at 1:06 pm

    Just meow till they get you more kitty presents

  3. Deborah Boza Valledor

    12/09/2016 at 1:18 pm

    These Elves are everywhere and have long past worn out their welcome….Four-leggeds unite…we need to make these Elves a faint memory! bark bark bark!

    • Piglove

      12/09/2016 at 1:21 pm

      Snorts and AMEN! XOXO – Bacon

  4. Charlie

    12/09/2016 at 9:29 pm

    Crikey ….. you let an elf get that close to you and you didn’t hiss and spit and carry on like you blokes do when you see me. Fair dinkum …. you must be soft in the head or something. You’ve got claws you know. Use them!!!!!!

    • Piglove

      12/12/2016 at 8:57 am

      Dude – I was asleep from a catnip hangover. Shakes my head. That darn elf needs to be shredded totally! – H


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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