Dear Bacon, See there’s this place called the GYM that humans and animals work out at all of the time. You should find it. You’re starting to look a little porky – bark – ha. Signed Stud Muffin
Mutt Stud, You want to go there huh? This exquisite body is 45 pounds of lean shapely pig. I’m called a pot bellied pig for a reason. It takes a lot of work to maintain this exquisite physique. You should only inspire to have this high performance body one day my friend. That is all.
Dear Bacon, I do not know why you insist on calling those bubbly things in water a spa adventure. They are not and I will not abide. You and the humans can not make me.
I will not partake in that watery death sentence. Signed Cornered
Dear Cornered, WOW – I commend you on the nose in the corner situation. Is it really all that bad? I would think that you for one would love to play with the bubbles.
I know the purr things here do when mom is in bubble land. Did you even stick a paw in the suds?
Dear Bacon, I’ve heard in your Netflix que you have a lot of ghost and life after death shows. HA – I think I’m right up your alley little man. Any time you want to take the challenge, you just let me know. I think I can accommodate you. Signed Precious
Dear Precious, Who you been talking to about my private Netflix account? I’m good. Really I am. I do find it intriguing but not so much to take a challenge physically to find out. I thank you very much though for the offer. It was awfully nice of you and I appreciate the thoughts. You just take it easy and try not hurt yourself okay. Thanks anyhow!
Dear Bacon, Sing with me little oinker –
You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around,
That’s what it’s all about.
Signed Dancing and Singing Elephant
Dear DAS Elephant, I absolutely loved it and needed that snort. Thanks so much my friend. Keep up the fabulous work!
❤ Remember friends, Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please continue to email me your pictures and letters. ❤
12/06/2016 at 2:43 am
hahaha the elephant reminds me of my ballet lessons LOL
12/06/2016 at 8:48 am
Snorts with piggy laughter! I can only imagine sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
12/06/2016 at 4:17 am
I think that Precious is a ghost too…at least I hope she is…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a lovely day 🙂 ❤
12/06/2016 at 10:21 am
You have the perfect piggy shape but that Corgi is adorable in his workout outfit.
12/06/2016 at 10:46 am
Thank you my friend. He is adorable dressed… but yet I’m sexy naked! Snorts and oinks Bacon OUT – XOXO – Bacon
12/06/2016 at 11:26 am
Mew mew mew Sancin Elly fant iss kewl!!
Butt what iss uppy with thee Cranky Corgi??? Should mee have a mee-yow with him Unccle??? Thee nerve of him!!!
As fur thee Dobbyman mee stay on THIS side of thee fence….just inn case…..
An Cornered Kat doess not know what hee iss msisin…bubbless are so-o much fun!!!! Mew mew mew…..
***paw patss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx
12/06/2016 at 11:58 am
I know my nefkitty – I love snorting in bubbles. It’s a favorite time of mine. And Corgi is so cranky. Maybe he should eat something instead of working out? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
12/06/2016 at 3:03 pm
cornered, we due knot blame ya….less that waterz kleer N ya can see fish in it…stay out ! 🙂 ♥♥♥
12/07/2016 at 11:34 am
Snorts with piggy laughter – so very true my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
12/06/2016 at 5:46 pm
I am laughing over the Dobie dog one. I bet he is actually a big sweetie pie but we wont tell anyone that!😆
12/07/2016 at 11:36 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. You might be right… as long as he stops calling me fat. XOXO – Bacon
12/06/2016 at 7:07 pm
Seems like closer we get to the holidays, he crankier everyone gets. Imagine the nerve of that Corgie! Glad you gave it right back to him, Bacon. *hi hoof/hand*
12/07/2016 at 11:37 am
aawaw thanks sweets! High Hooves. XOXO – Bacon
12/07/2016 at 1:18 am
That Elephant was getting you to exercise you know Bacon…a trick!! ha! ha!
12/07/2016 at 11:38 am
What?! No way! Tricked again I was. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
12/07/2016 at 10:27 am
Wow… I’ve never seen you go off on a letter writer before! Do you have those new-age gyms down your way that claim to have a “Judgment free zone” where mutts like Stud Muffin can’t make fun of your porcine shape without getting kicked out?
12/07/2016 at 11:41 am
Really?! That’s what I need. Stud Muffin needs to rethink his idea about me. I’m a lover not a lifter. XOXO – Bacon