Shaking My Head

27 Nov


How in the world am I going to explain this picture to mommy?  It looks like that little psycho elf Don Juan has been into mom’s pictures and sent them to a certain magazine which has made its way to the big man and his elves.

Shakes piggy head.  This can’t be good.  Look at their faces?!  Oh dear piggy heavens.  How am I ever going to tell mommy what Don Juan has done this time?!  What will daddy think?

You gotta help me friends.  How do I break it gently to my mom that her private pictures may not be so private anymore and that she might be on Santa’s naughty list… but he might like it?  Snorts.

Don Juan is in deep doo-doo here at the Hotel Thompson. Shakes piggy head and walks away with daddy’s credit card.  I gotta buy all of these off the market so she doesn’t see the cover.


Posted by on 11/27/2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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15 responses to “Shaking My Head

  1. easyweimaraner

    11/27/2016 at 12:35 pm

    wow that don juan… and he probably has all the money in his pockets what he got from hugh…

    • Piglove

      11/28/2016 at 9:56 am

      He probably does. That little guy has some explaining to do when dad’s credit card comes. XOXO – Bacon

  2. edithchase

    11/27/2016 at 1:07 pm

    I’m glad I’m not in your shoes (hooves?) Good luck. 😉

    • Piglove

      11/28/2016 at 10:00 am

      Thanks my friend. I’m going to need all the help I can get this year with this misplaced twisted elf. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Pat

    11/27/2016 at 1:27 pm

    Make it as flattering as you possibly can. Good luck little buddy!

    • Piglove

      11/28/2016 at 10:01 am

      Thanks my friend. Now we are on watch for what other kind of antics this creep will do. XOXO – Bacon

  4. katsrus

    11/27/2016 at 1:43 pm

    Oh my. He has done it now. Don’t know how your going to explain that one Bacon.
    Sue B

    • Piglove

      11/28/2016 at 10:02 am

      I know. Shaking head. It’s going to be hard for sure. I’m not sure how we are going to explain dad’s credit card expense this month on buying these all back off of the racks. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Amy

    11/27/2016 at 2:59 pm

    Looks like your mom isn’t getting any presents from Santa this year, Bacon.

    • Piglove

      11/28/2016 at 10:03 am

      Oh boy. This can’t be good. That darn elf! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    11/27/2016 at 3:01 pm

    Dear Bacon, now that elf did a bad thing! Could you just kick him out or is he coming back? You must say to your mom: Oh mom, look, there is somebody looking like you in this magazine, do you have a cousin? No, no that is not good, oh cats, but it is not your fault, your parents will understand now to destroy that evil elf.
    Good luck!
    a cat in faraway Finland.

    • Piglove

      11/28/2016 at 10:03 am

      This elf is so very wicked. He comes out at the Hotel Thompson every year with special powers from Thanksgiving to Christmas. He *always* gives us heck. AND, we can never catch the little creep. XOXO – Bacon

  7. evilsquirrel13

    11/28/2016 at 10:13 am

    I wouldn’t worry too much. It looks like Santa and his elves are freaking out over the back cover, which is probably just an ad for some nasty cologne. Maybe he won’t peek at the centerfold (I have it on good authority Santa only reads the articles)…

    • Piglove

      11/28/2016 at 10:56 am

      breathes a sign of relief. I hope he only reads the articles. This can’t go well for mom if he looks at the pictures. Thanks evil! XOXO – Bacon

  8. The Canadian Cats

    11/28/2016 at 2:31 pm

    Mr. Juan is a traitor and a busy elf. Yet, tell your mom she is probably going to get some super gifts for Christmas. MOL

    Shoko and Kali


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