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Dear Bacon

22 Nov

 Dear Bacon – You know these days there are lots of people knocking on doors, some selling things, some begging for money, etc.  Well, we like to go door to door too.  We think that three great looking dogs can sniff out where food is being cooked and perhaps someone would like to share.  I mean look at our faces, you would, right?  At this particular house we smelled bacon… sorry dude.  And yes, the owner of the home shared some with us.  So you never know who might be knocking at your door.  Signed Three Amigos

Dear Three Amigos – Well that does bring new meaning to door to door.  And that’s awesome that people want to share with you three.  But no bacon here… really.  You might find some kibbles and bits from the little guy here though so come a knocking 🙂  I’ll share.


 Dear Bacon –  Don’t let anyone fool you.  Shaking my head – I fell for it BIG time from my so called doggy friends.  They dared me to bite and chew a ghost pepper.  Why do we take these bets?  Because they make us look big with our friends.  But I’m telling you – it’s not worth it.  That pepper was so hot that all I could do was lay down on a bunch of ice – doesn’t matter that it’s getting cold here.  My entire body was on FIRE.  Shaking my head.  Don’t do it Bacon – never take a dare of this magnitude.  Signed Hot Stuff

Dear Hot Stuff – I will so take your word for it friend.  I will not even look at one of these peppers no way.  And if I even think that it’s hot, I’ll give it to daddy first.  Snorts with piggy laughter.  Yep, that’s exactly what I will do.  Thanks for the heads up – try to cool down.


 Dear Bacon – In every family, there is that one family member that no one can stand.  Go ahead and admit it.  You know it’s true.  When Aunt Edna comes to our house, nobody wants to answer the door.  She’s such a cougar!  And with it being the holidays, you know that family member is coming.  Be prepared.  Signed Home for the Holidays

Dear Home for the Holidays – Oh snaps.  I do know exactly what you mean my friend.  There is one in every family for sure.  I think certain family members coming to stay with you during the holidays should be treated like fish.  After three days, they need to leave STAT.  Be safe and strong during this time.


 Dear Bacon –  My human loves snapping pictures.  I don’t mind for the most part.  It’s only when those times that come on really it’s your quiet time that I complain about.

No one wants to see me drool or for my tongue to be hanging out.  That’s not for pictures.  When will these humans learn?!  Signed Private

Dear Private – I agree with you 100% my friend.  Some things cameras don’t need to catch.  Heck, my mom once took a picture of me using the bathroom.  Really?!

For goodness sake mom!  I say we need to turn the tables on them for a change.  Maybe we should start taking their pictures in these less than pretty pictures.  Come on – let’s take a stand and unite!


Dear Bacon – Sometimes us anipals want to be other things… for instance, I’ve always wanted to be a dinosaur.  I mean think of the possibilities with that, right?  So my human, they new what I wanted and for my birthday they made me a dinosaur.  Can you hear me roaring?  Awesome for me!!  Have you ever wanted to be something else?  Signed Doggysaurus Rex

Dear Doggsaurus Rex – Dude, I say you look magnificent.  Really I do.  And your humans made you what you wanted.  I think that is so cool.  I’ve always wanted to be human.  In some ways, I think I am.  What do you think?


❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to email me your pictures and questions ❤

 
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7 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    11/22/2016 at 1:25 am

    I like the idea of the 3 amigos… let’s go brother, we can make a lot of money that way… how about selling the failed cookies my mom made yesterday? I furst sell them to the peeps for one buck and 10 minutes later you can sell the anti-poison for their belly aches for 100 bucks… deal?

     
    • Piglove

      11/22/2016 at 8:47 am

      Oh brother – we will be rich!! I think that is definitely the plan right now. Just think of the things we could do with all of our money! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. evilsquirrel13

    11/22/2016 at 9:52 am

    Hey, don’t be knocking Aunt Edna. She’s still a pretty good looker for her age…

     
  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    11/22/2016 at 6:24 pm

    Poor Private. You’re just so cute your parents can’t possibly stop taking nonstop pictures of you!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      11/23/2016 at 8:21 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I thought the same thing beautiful! XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. angelswhisper2011

    11/23/2016 at 8:08 am

    OMC someone must have had a little to much nip…MOL 😀 Your secret is safe with me Purrivate 😉 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

     
    • Piglove

      11/23/2016 at 8:32 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. We think so too! XOXO – Bacon

       

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