Sherlock Bones here checking in on Door Watch 2016. Watching that door is wiping me out. I’m not sleeping. I barely move except for the basics – you know a dog has to do what a dog has to do outside. Other than that and eating, I’m watching and listening at that pesky door in the hallway. I know that freak is behind the door listening to me too. I can smell him. The other day I said he smelled like peppermint and pine. Evil squirrel said it best too – he has a faint smell of alcohol. Don’t shake your head no – listen to the reasoning. He smells like spiked eggnog. Really! The smells coming out of that door are somewhat revolting yet mesmerizing in a way. I think it might be his magic powers coming to light. I really hope not.
I was so tired last night that Houdini and Bacon tagged team and they stood watch while I got a little shut eye. The picture of me tells you everything. This Door Watch 2016 is taking its toll. I drifted off to sleep land, content, warm with a full belly. I had some of the most pleasant dreams. One of which involved the little seasonal outcast… I found a picture to explain.
I hope you are continuing your watch on your misbehaved elves. Time is ticking and getting closer to their freedom. We must stand united!
franhunne4u
11/18/2016 at 4:18 pm
Fire Sherlock Bones and get the two from that last photo!
Piglove
11/18/2016 at 6:40 pm
Ha. You have no faith. – SB
franhunne4u
11/19/2016 at 1:21 am
Let’s say – I have now seen three experts doing some serious shredding … (the third is Easy).
Amy
11/18/2016 at 5:13 pm
So, S.B., does this mean the door vigil is over?
Piglove
11/18/2016 at 6:40 pm
Not by a long shot – SB
evilsquirrel13
11/18/2016 at 10:08 pm
You can chew the stuffing out of an elf, but they just keep coming back like Jason…
Piglove
11/19/2016 at 6:54 pm
Oh my! I think that is so very true my friend. So far, Door Watch 2016 is continuing. Slight movement and I’ve seen flashes of light coming from the door. – SB
easyweimaraner
11/19/2016 at 3:31 am
do you have the phone number of this two elves-minators? maybe you can call them and you can be the elf-busters?
Piglove
11/19/2016 at 6:58 pm
I have Bacon researching their information while I’m continuing my Door Watch 2016. Lights are coming on/off behind the door. Soon he will be escaping. XOXO Bacon