Door Watch 2016 – Sherlock Bones

18 Nov

Sherlock Bones here checking in on Door Watch 2016.  Watching that door is wiping me out.  I’m not sleeping.  I barely move except for the basics – you know a dog has to do what a dog has to do outside.  Other than that and eating, I’m watching and listening at that pesky door in the hallway.  I know that freak is behind the door listening to me too.  I can smell him.  The other day I said he smelled like peppermint and pine.  Evil squirrel said it best too – he has a faint smell of alcohol.  Don’t shake your head no – listen to the reasoning.  He smells like spiked eggnog.  Really!  The smells coming out of that door are somewhat revolting yet mesmerizing in a way.  I think it might be his magic powers coming to light.  I really hope not.

I was so tired last night that Houdini and Bacon tagged team and they stood watch while I got a little shut eye.  The picture of me tells you everything.  This Door Watch 2016 is taking its toll.  I drifted off to sleep land, content, warm with a full belly.  I had some of the most pleasant dreams.  One of which involved the little seasonal outcast… I found a picture to explain.

I hope you are continuing your watch on your misbehaved elves.  Time is ticking and getting closer to their freedom.  We must stand united!



Posted by on November 18, 2016 in 25 Days of Christmas, Bacon


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9 responses to “Door Watch 2016 – Sherlock Bones

  1. franhunne4u

    November 18, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    Fire Sherlock Bones and get the two from that last photo!

    • Piglove

      November 18, 2016 at 6:40 pm

      Ha. You have no faith. – SB

      • franhunne4u

        November 19, 2016 at 1:21 am

        Let’s say – I have now seen three experts doing some serious shredding … (the third is Easy).

  2. Amy

    November 18, 2016 at 5:13 pm

    So, S.B., does this mean the door vigil is over?

    • Piglove

      November 18, 2016 at 6:40 pm

      Not by a long shot – SB

  3. evilsquirrel13

    November 18, 2016 at 10:08 pm

    You can chew the stuffing out of an elf, but they just keep coming back like Jason…

    • Piglove

      November 19, 2016 at 6:54 pm

      Oh my! I think that is so very true my friend. So far, Door Watch 2016 is continuing. Slight movement and I’ve seen flashes of light coming from the door. – SB

  4. easyweimaraner

    November 19, 2016 at 3:31 am

    do you have the phone number of this two elves-minators? maybe you can call them and you can be the elf-busters?

    • Piglove

      November 19, 2016 at 6:58 pm

      I have Bacon researching their information while I’m continuing my Door Watch 2016. Lights are coming on/off behind the door. Soon he will be escaping. XOXO Bacon


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