Dear Bacon

25 Oct

Dear Bacon – Julia Child – nope.  Emeril – nope.  Bobby Flay – nope.  I’m the original Chef Wolf Dog Gang. Since graduating from the CICC (Culinary Institution of Canine Cooking), I can’t stay out of the kitchen.  Not only can I bring home the bacon (sorry pal) but I can cook it up in the pan.  Friends in the hood come from all over to taste some of my creations.  You can often find me shopping in gardens around the house and coming up with such masterpieces as Hot Dog Casserole, Mutt Balls with Brown Rice, Doggy Lasagna and Chicken Backlash.  They are all must haves and I hope to market them soon.  When I get my cooking channel up, I would love for you to be my first guest.  Signed Chef Wolf Dog Gang

Dear Chef Wolf Dog Gang – That is totally awesome that you picked up a hobby that is also a career.  You know what they say about if you enjoy and love your job, you will never work a day in your life.  Keep up the great work and hey can  you send me some Mutt Balls with Brown Rice?  That sounds fantastic!  Oh and I would love to be your first guest as long as well you know… I’m a guest and not the guest of the meal if you know what I mean – snorts.

 Dear Bacon – Really?  You think you have strange humans that go out unattended and get in trouble?  Mine don’t need to go out at all to get in trouble.  I hope they do realize that this means war in making me look like an idiot.  I think I will strategically place this beak somewhere on my master when he sleeps tonight… perhaps even pulling on the elastic for a certain gotcha is called for.  What do you think?  Signed Chick

Dear Chick – Oh My Piggy Heavens!  Shakes oinker head.  Yes my friend.  I agree wholeheartedly that you do need some payback on this choice of ‘fun’ from your humans.  What were they thinking?  And yes, a pop of the elastic should go far.  Maybe even follow that up with a little something-something in one of their shoes.  I’m just sayin’.  Stay safe my friend.


Dear Bacon – My humans are wickedly bad at this torture.  They really are.  There we were watching some superheros on our television.  I was minding my own business and just enjoying the company on the couch.  My dad said that all superheros need a mask.  He was eating a sandwich so well you can see what he did.  Why?  That’s all I really need to say, right?  Why?  Signed Masked Bandit

Dear Masked Bandit – Oh my friend.  You have to give your dad something on creativity.  And you have to admit that it is pretty cute.  No one would ever guess that’s you behind the bread.  Nope not at all!


Dear Bacon – It’s not bad enough that I have to wear the cone of shame.  Oh no.  I should have known something was up when my human dad wanted to hold me for a second.  I could feel him doing something to my cone of shame but didn’t know what.  That is until I met up with the mirror and saw his creation.  Really dad?  Perhaps I should get you a cone of shame?  Signed Bat Cat

Dear Bat Cat – I have to admit it my friend but that cone of shame is priceless.  How many other purr things do you know that can say their cone of shame was made just for them.  I say wear it with pride and hey give your human daddy some slack.  His creativity could make you ‘the cat’ of the neighborhood.  Give it a test and see what I mean.  Others will be so jealous!

Due to Halloween, we are repeating some of our more hilarious letters.  Hope you enjoy my sweet friends❤



Posted by on 10/25/2016 in Bacon, Dear Bacon


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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Ladybuggz

    10/25/2016 at 1:07 am

    Love the bread face! lol…

    • Piglove

      10/25/2016 at 10:28 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter – That’s one of my favorite costumes for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    10/25/2016 at 4:00 am

    hahaha masked bandit makes a great Robin for bat cat :o) I like the idea to make fashion accessories from food… that’s the way of dressing up I would love :O)

    • Piglove

      10/25/2016 at 10:30 am

      You betcha brother – that way we could eat our way out of any situation! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    10/25/2016 at 4:47 am

    Be very careful of Chef Wolf Dog Gang, B. I have a feeling he loves Bacon a little too much for your well-being. I wouldn’t mind trying the doggie lasagna…. unless it’s made with real doggies….

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      10/25/2016 at 10:30 am

      What? Heads up and slowly sneaks far, FAR away from Chef Wolf Dog Gang… nothing to see here. Nothing at all. XOXO – The Oink

  4. Nylabluesmum

    10/25/2016 at 9:43 am

    GRATE collum again Unccle Bacon!!
    BAT KAT yur mee HERO!!!! Mee wantss to have yur costume an zoomie around!!!
    All thee doggies are so kewl all so….
    Mutt ballss made us laff!!!!
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx

    • Piglove

      10/25/2016 at 10:36 am

      Weren’t they hilarious my sweet nefkitty? I just snorted and oinked putting this collection together for today. XOXO – Bacon

  5. imagesbytdashfield

    10/25/2016 at 10:25 am

    Bad Cat and cone of shameless? Laughing and snorting here!!!

    • Piglove

      10/25/2016 at 10:37 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I made you snort – my day is complete my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    10/25/2016 at 2:54 pm

    Food accessories wouldn’t last very long on the Ranch unless we made all cones of shame look like a martini glass with an olive painted on the side. 😉

    • Piglove

      10/25/2016 at 3:49 pm

      Now that got mom’s attention – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. databbiesotrouttowne

    10/25/2016 at 3:11 pm

    bat cat…yur cone oh shame iz act shoo a lee ….cone oh cool !! 🙂 ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      10/25/2016 at 3:50 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter I thought so too my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Amy

    10/26/2016 at 6:57 pm

    Dear Bacon, you know I love these.
    Dear Masked Bandit, everyone will think you are so smart…you get called a super hero and get an EDIBLE mask all at once!
    Dear Bat Cat: Bat + Cat = So Wrong!


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