Tales From The Rock

17 Oct

Oh friends – are you ready for a bedtime story from Bashful? Insert evil snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

Evil Squirrel's Nest

SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!  Uncle Bashful!!!

BASHFUL: Mmmmmmm, yeah.  What a cutie pie she is!


CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!!!

Bashful suddenly realizes he’s being watched and feverishly backs the browser out of the Sexy Rock Selfies website he’d been “browsing”….


BASHFUL: GAH!  What do you little imps want!?!?  Can’t a rock get a little alone time around this crazy Nest?


BASHFUL: Isn’t there a big, busy street outside for you all to play out in?

CHILDREN: Can you tell us a STORY, Uncle Bashful?

BASHFUL: What do I look like, Captain Kangaroo?  NO, I will most certainly not….

The clever squirrel children offer up a little “bribe”…


CHILDREN: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!

BASHFUL: Wellllllllllll…… (grabbing the booze) Alright!  Go fetch me my best shot glass, and I’ll entertain you little furballs for a few minutes!

The squirrels kids begin to jump up and down in excitement, like the little…

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Posted by on 10/17/2016 in Uncategorized


4 responses to “Tales From The Rock

  1. angelswhisper2011

    10/17/2016 at 1:56 pm

    OMCowKittiness, that Bashful is getting naughtier by the day…MOL…we could need him when the introoders come again…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Day 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      10/17/2016 at 2:11 pm

      Snorts! You know my little guy. He’s always willing to travel the world! XOXO – Bacon

  2. imagesbytdashfield

    10/17/2016 at 3:10 pm

    Naughty Bashful! lol

    • Piglove

      10/17/2016 at 4:11 pm

      Snorts. What can I say. That’s my son! XOXO – Bacon


This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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