Oh friends – are you ready for a bedtime story from Bashful? Insert evil snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
SQUIRREL CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful! Uncle Bashful!!!
BASHFUL: Mmmmmmm, yeah. What a cutie pie she is!
CHILDREN: Uncle Bashful!!!
Bashful suddenly realizes he’s being watched and feverishly backs the browser out of the Sexy Rock Selfies website he’d been “browsing”….
BASHFUL: GAH! What do you little imps want!?!? Can’t a rock get a little alone time around this crazy Nest?
CHILDREN: We’re BORED!!!
BASHFUL: Isn’t there a big, busy street outside for you all to play out in?
CHILDREN: Can you tell us a STORY, Uncle Bashful?
BASHFUL: What do I look like, Captain Kangaroo? NO, I will most certainly not….
The clever squirrel children offer up a little “bribe”…
CHILDREN: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!
BASHFUL: Wellllllllllll…… (grabbing the booze) Alright! Go fetch me my best shot glass, and I’ll entertain you little furballs for a few minutes!
The squirrels kids begin to jump up and down in excitement, like the little…
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angelswhisper2011
October 17, 2016 at 1:56 pm
OMCowKittiness, that Bashful is getting naughtier by the day…MOL…we could need him when the introoders come again…MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Day 🙂 ❤
Piglove
October 17, 2016 at 2:11 pm
Snorts! You know my little guy. He’s always willing to travel the world! XOXO – Bacon
imagesbytdashfield
October 17, 2016 at 3:10 pm
Naughty Bashful! lol
Piglove
October 17, 2016 at 4:11 pm
Snorts. What can I say. That’s my son! XOXO – Bacon