I’m so glad to see that you are sticking with me through scary screams and horror. Today, I’ll make it light for you and I’ll try not to scare you that much. The heart can only take so much… I know. So today, let’s talk a few scary jokes to get you in the mood for tomorrows posting shall we.
How did the ghost patch his sheet? With a pumpkin patch.
How did the glamorous ghost earn her living? She was a cover ghoul.
How do ghosts learn songs? They read sheet music.
How do ghosts like to send their letters? Scare mail or parcel ghost.
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street? A dead end.
What day of the week do ghosts look forward to? Moanday
What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down? I got a booo booo
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? Scream or sugar?
And my favorite –
What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones
Here’s another song to help us hum throughout the day. Turn up the volume and sing along. We’re being invaded by the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater!
10/16/2016 at 2:30 am
We love pig jokes and to connect them to Halloween is incredible. We’ve got a lot going on at Gastradamus and we are anxiously awaiting your opinion
10/16/2016 at 7:25 am
Love those jokes. Have a great day.
10/17/2016 at 10:36 am
Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
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10/16/2016 at 11:32 am