There you are in the morning getting ready for work or school. You are running around trying not to forget anything. Was that coffee you put in the refrigerator and milk in the cabinet? You don’t know. You are running late now. You have a piece of toast in your mouth, coffee cup in your hand, your purse on your shoulder and tote bag in one hand. You go out to your car, open the door, get in and crank it. That’s when you feel that you are not alone. You look over in the passenger seat and oh my dear piggy heavens above – you see this! 
What the oink!? What do you do?
Piglove 
Tails Around the Ranch
10/08/2016 at 12:47 pm
Clowns are beyond creepy and not just at this time of year.
Piglove
10/08/2016 at 1:25 pm
AMEN TO THAT! We can’t stand them here either at the Hotel Thompson. Don’t want them anywhere close to us – NO WAY! XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
10/08/2016 at 1:27 pm
Yup…no how, no way will I be around clowns. They are just flat creepy.
Piglove
10/08/2016 at 1:28 pm
YES! And have you heard where people are dressing up like these evil clowns around the world and going into little towns to scare the bejeesus out of people? I would so snort and run… of course after I peed all over myself. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
10/08/2016 at 1:30 pm
They’ve banned them for Halloween at fright shows here. Which will probably make people want them even more. Ugh.
Piglove
10/08/2016 at 2:01 pm
Lowers head. You are so right. These days are so different from when we were younger, right? June
speedyrabbit
10/08/2016 at 12:59 pm
Laugh and take him for a fast spin….my driving would scare the pants off of him seeing as I haven’t actually learnt to drive 🙂 xx Rachel
Piglove
10/08/2016 at 1:26 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter – now that would be hilarious to watch a video on my dear friend!! Let’s turn the tables on these evil clowns. XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
10/08/2016 at 1:45 pm
BOL!
sue ellen
10/08/2016 at 1:01 pm
SCREAM !!!!!!!! Then womp him with my purse a few times !!
Piglove
10/08/2016 at 1:27 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter! If it’s like mom’s purse, that would kill him alone. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
10/08/2016 at 1:08 pm
Get out of my door, open up the other side, get that doll out … throw it behind the car … and get back in the car, back out over that clown doll (just to be sure) and drive off to work …
Piglove
10/08/2016 at 1:27 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. I could see you doing this! It would be ideal to video tape. We would love it! XOXO – Bacon
David
10/08/2016 at 1:58 pm
Cop #1 – The suspect calls himself, “Bacon”. Surely, it’s an alias. You can tell he’s a malcontent.
Cop #2 – Definitely, a malcontent. I think we’d better apply the screws to him. He’ll squeal soon enough.
Cop #1 – Mr. Bacon, what’s with the clown doll in the car? You must’ve seen the news about clown scares.
Bacon – I have, but this nothing to do with wearing a clown mask.
Cop #2 – Perhaps you’d like to explain what happened to your friend.
Bacon – Friend???
Cop #2 throws down a 1-lb package of Farmer Brown’s Bacon (Hickory Smoked)
Cop #2 – Last time. What happened to your friend where he ends up like this? Your clown doll friend has already implicated you.
Bacon – I have no idea what you are talking about. Honest!
Cue the “Law and Order” music.
Piglove
10/08/2016 at 2:03 pm
OMP OMP!! Winner – Winner – Best comment today!! I love this. OMP I love this. Must go and read it to daddy. You’re awesome my dear friend. XOXO – Bacon
Honestly – I have no idea what happened – Snorts with piggy laughter.