Just when you thought Bashful was behaving…. XOXO – Bacon
BASHFUL: Excuse me, sir. I was told you could help me!
SNUGGLE BEAR: Sure! What do you need? Someone creepy to scare the kids off your lawn this Halloween?
BASHFUL: No…. you see, last week I had…. um… an unfortunate incident with a skunk, and I was hoping maybe you could freshen me up so I can be a bigger hit with the ladies!
SNUGGLE: Well, you have indeed come to the right place! I’m just the critter to get you back to your old, cuddly, soft self! Let me get my magic potion…
SNUGGLE: You see, with Snuggle fabric softener, I can make anything feel squeaky clean and squishably soft! All we gotta do is…
Snuggle Bear looks a bit closer at the bottle…
SNUGGLE: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!? Final Touch!?!? Seriously!?!? Man, this Evil Squirrel really is a tight old bastard to be…
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Dennis the Vizsla
October 9, 2016 at 1:36 am
hello bacon its dennis the vizsla dog hay i wood not tuch that final tutch stuf eether!!! it sownds way too mutch like the final destinayshun!!! i do not no wot the final destinayshun is but it sownds too final for my taysts!!! ok bye
Piglove
October 10, 2016 at 8:48 am
I have to agree with you on that my friend. XOXO – Bacon