Dear Bacon, You gotta help this little pooch out. Now that the weather has gotten cooler, pumpkins are everywhere doing gross things. My humans have decorated my pad – including my front porch. Every time I walk out front into my yard, I see this. Mr. Pumpkin just can’t hold his beer. It’s a crying shame these pumpkins. I think this one needs rehab STAT. What about you – you coming across this same thing? Signed FiFi
Dear FiFi – Unfortunately my friend. It is the time of the pumpkin. Pumpkins do not have a chance here at the Hotel Thompson. Mom loves them and does all kinds of weird things to them. And then afterwards, she gives me the pumpkin in the backyard. Let’s just say that my backyard can be considered a crime scene after I take care of pumpkin. Did I mention that me and my mom love pumpkins? Snorts with piggy laughter.
Dear Bacon,
Some days when I want to feel like a bad puddy cat, I put on my wig and climb trees. It freaks out animals, small children and older folks in my neighborhood. They actually think I’m a lion. I’m thinking of wearing this for Halloween. What do you think? Signed Roar
Dear Roar,
I can’t say much my little friend. I like to wear a cape around town. I think it’s original of you to wear your wig. Somehow I think it really becomes you. If I was walking down your street and saw you in a tree, I would be afraid. I’m shaking now as I type this. Go for it my little man – go for it!
Dear Bacon – Hey dude! We have started decorating here at our casa. I wanted to share something we put together in your honor. We gotta let our pumpkin and love of pigs shine through. Hope you enjoy it. Signed The Smiths
Dear The Smiths – Squeals with piggy excitement. OMP – Now that’s what I’m talking about. I think that is the coolest thing I’ve seen so far for Halloween. I love the creativity of your pumpkins as piglets. Awesome for sure. Thanks for sharing with me. Happy Halloween!
Dear Bacon,
I love leather. I love the feel of it against my fur. Can you be honest and tell me if this jacket gives me chicken legs? Signed Biker Chick
Dear Biker CHICK,
So your question is does your leather jacket make you “look” like you have chicken legs? Now that’s a good questions. No, not at all. Your jacket doesn’t give that appearance at all. I think that diamond necklace draws attention to that gorgeous face of yours. Walking off shaking head laughing.
Due to Halloween, we are repeating some of our more hilarious letters. Hope you enjoy my sweet friends ❤
franhunne4u
10/04/2016 at 3:05 pm
Loved the pumpkin pigs!
Piglove
10/04/2016 at 3:06 pm
Aren’t they just the cutest?? XOXO – Bacon
franhunne4u
10/04/2016 at 3:12 pm
Indeed they are!
MissKymmiee
10/04/2016 at 4:20 pm
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Piglove
10/04/2016 at 4:27 pm
Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
From the Desk of MarDrag
10/04/2016 at 6:14 pm
Biker Chick…Bwahahahaha!! Classic! 😛
Piglove
10/05/2016 at 9:26 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. I found her fascinating. A little bad in her and everyone wants her, you know? XOXO – Bacon
cattitudechronicles
10/04/2016 at 6:25 pm
Mol!! 😹 I LOVE the pink piggies!!
Piglove
10/05/2016 at 9:26 am
Aren’t they the most adorable? XOXO – Bacon
cattitudechronicles
10/05/2016 at 9:14 pm
Cutest things ever!
Cupcake
10/04/2016 at 9:13 pm
Chicken legs?? No, Chick… Not at all….
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Piglove
10/05/2016 at 9:27 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Charles Huss
10/04/2016 at 9:38 pm
Someone needs to tell Biker Chick that she has no fur. Not me though.
Piglove
10/05/2016 at 9:28 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
P.S. You know what tomorrow is? Hint – Hint
easyweimaraner
10/05/2016 at 4:55 am
I agree with Fifi… that pumkin has to go to rehab… even when it says No No NO like Amy winehouse :O)
Piglove
10/05/2016 at 9:29 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. I love that brother! XOXO – Bacon
evilsquirrel13
10/06/2016 at 12:40 am
Cleaning pumpkins is a nasty business. I kinda wish they saved me the trouble and just upchucked all of their guts out on their own…
Piglove
10/06/2016 at 9:32 am
Wouldn’t that be awesome? Of course, I can take care of the entire pumpkin for you. My disposal services are at your request – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Amy
10/06/2016 at 7:22 pm
I never saw these before. Thanks for re-running them, Bacon. They are all too good to pick a favorite. 🙂
Piglove
10/07/2016 at 9:16 am
Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon