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31 Days of Spook – Jokes and Monster Mash

02 Oct

Hello dear friends. Today I want to gently ease into my 31 Days of Spook.  So today, let’s see how smart you are with things of fun.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?  Bamboo

When do ghosts usually appear?  Just before someone usually screams

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?  Hoblin Goblin

What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?  A holy terror

Three vampires walk into a bar.  One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”.  The second one says, “I’ll have the same”.  The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”.  The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”

How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery?  All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.

What type of dog does every vampire have?  A bloodhound

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Posted by on October 2, 2016 in 31 Days of Spook, Bacons Tales of Terror

 

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8 responses to “31 Days of Spook – Jokes and Monster Mash

  1. franhunne4u

    October 2, 2016 at 2:53 am

    Love your vampire jokes!

     
    • Piglove

      October 3, 2016 at 11:00 am

      Thanks my sweet friend. Those are priceless. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    October 2, 2016 at 3:53 am

    ha! we had vampires in our bakery… the donut my dad had yesterday was empty… the paacge said gooseberry filled, but maybe they meant GHOSTberry?

     
    • Piglove

      October 3, 2016 at 11:00 am

      Oh my goodness brother!! You may be right. A vampire sucked out all of the goodness for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Tails Around the Ranch

    October 2, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    Tee hee. All good jokes, Bacon. 🎃 This is gonna be a pawsome month of fun.

     
    • Piglove

      October 3, 2016 at 11:02 am

      I hope so my sweet friend. I work really hard on my 31 Days of Spook. It’s one of our favorite times for sure here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Amy Sandy

    October 2, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    One blood light…bwahaha!

     
    • Piglove

      October 3, 2016 at 11:02 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. My kind of vampire – always thinking of calories. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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