Hello dear friends. Today I want to gently ease into my 31 Days of Spook. So today, let’s see how smart you are with things of fun.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo
When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone usually screams
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror
Three vampires walk into a bar. One vampire says, “I’ll have a pint of blood”. The second one says, “I’ll have the same”. The
third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma”. The bartendar says, “So, that’ll be two bloods and one blood lite.”
How can you tell if a vampire has been in a bakery? All of the jelly has been sucked out of the doughnuts.
What type of dog does every vampire have? A bloodhound
Piglove 
franhunne4u
10/02/2016 at 2:53 am
Love your vampire jokes!
Piglove
10/03/2016 at 11:00 am
Thanks my sweet friend. Those are priceless. XOXO – Bacon
easyweimaraner
10/02/2016 at 3:53 am
ha! we had vampires in our bakery… the donut my dad had yesterday was empty… the paacge said gooseberry filled, but maybe they meant GHOSTberry?
Piglove
10/03/2016 at 11:00 am
Oh my goodness brother!! You may be right. A vampire sucked out all of the goodness for sure. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
10/02/2016 at 1:16 pm
Tee hee. All good jokes, Bacon. 🎃 This is gonna be a pawsome month of fun.
Piglove
10/03/2016 at 11:02 am
I hope so my sweet friend. I work really hard on my 31 Days of Spook. It’s one of our favorite times for sure here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon
Amy Sandy
10/02/2016 at 5:33 pm
One blood light…bwahaha!
Piglove
10/03/2016 at 11:02 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. My kind of vampire – always thinking of calories. XOXO – Bacon