Oh dear – that rock of mine is *always* causing trouble… snorts with piggy laughter XOXO – Bacon
A rock rolls walks into a bar….
BASHFUL: Hey there, baby! Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol?
SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no.
BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign?
SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!” Now go away…
BASHFUL: Can I buy you a drink?
SPARKLE: I’m good, thank you…
BASHFUL: How about one of my world famous free hugs?
SPARKLE: Look…. I don’t know what rock you crawled out from under, but you better leave me alone! I happen to be taken already (Shows off her 24 karat cubic zirconium ring from the Home Shopping Network).
BASHFUL: Aw, toots, I’ll bet he ain’t got nothing on me! I’m your knight in shining armor! Your artist formerly known as Prince Charming! I’m tall, dark and hand…. well, I’m dark and handsome anyway…
SPARKLE: I have a can of mace…
BASHFUL: Come on, Cutie Pie! …
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Piglove 
databbiesotrouttowne
09/30/2016 at 4:10 pm
bashful….we hurd ya was a bit “trashed” over at ody & biskitz two day !!!!! ☺☺☺
heerz two a bumblebee goby kinda week oh end guys~~~~~ ♥♥♥
Piglove
09/30/2016 at 5:54 pm
Shaking my piggy head. What am I going to do with that rock? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
10/01/2016 at 5:16 pm
Talk about having a pair of stones?! Holy cow.
Piglove
10/03/2016 at 10:59 am
Snorts with piggy laughter. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon