Pub Rock

30 Sep

Oh dear – that rock of mine is *always* causing trouble… snorts with piggy laughter XOXO – Bacon

Evil Squirrel's Nest

A rock rolls walks into a bar….


BASHFUL: Hey there, baby!  Need someone to sit with you and help you drink all of this alcohol?

SPARKLEPONY: Ummmm…. no.

BASHFUL: So, what’s your sign?

SPARKLE: My sign is “No Trespassing!”  Now go away…

BASHFUL: Can I buy you a drink?

SPARKLE: I’m good, thank you…


BASHFUL: How about one of my world famous free hugs?

SPARKLE: Look…. I don’t know what rock you crawled out from under, but you better leave me alone!  I happen to be taken already (Shows off her 24 karat cubic zirconium ring from the Home Shopping Network).

BASHFUL: Aw, toots, I’ll bet he ain’t got nothing on me!  I’m your knight in shining armor!  Your artist formerly known as Prince Charming!  I’m tall, dark and hand…. well, I’m dark and handsome anyway…

SPARKLE: I have a can of mace…

BASHFUL: Come on, Cutie Pie! …

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Posted by on 09/30/2016 in Uncategorized


4 responses to “Pub Rock

  1. databbiesotrouttowne

    09/30/2016 at 4:10 pm

    bashful….we hurd ya was a bit “trashed” over at ody & biskitz two day !!!!! ☺☺☺

    heerz two a bumblebee goby kinda week oh end guys~~~~~ ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      09/30/2016 at 5:54 pm

      Shaking my piggy head. What am I going to do with that rock? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Tails Around the Ranch

    10/01/2016 at 5:16 pm

    Talk about having a pair of stones?! Holy cow.

    • Piglove

      10/03/2016 at 10:59 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon


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