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Ask a Stupid Question Day

28 Sep

 

 Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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Today, September 28th, is an awesome day.  It’s Ask a Stupid Question Day.  Finally a day that we can ask all of those silly questions and not have anyone look at us a strange way.  Speak up my followers – ask all of those questions you were afraid to ask today that you have been wondering about all year long.

 I interviewed the occupants here at the Hotel Thompson.  They came up with some great questions that I’m going to share.  They’ll start so you can feel better about your questions.  Remember no one is going to laugh at your question – maybe the answer but not the question – chitter chatter

“Why is Grape Nuts cereal called Grape Nuts when it has neither grapes or nuts?”

“If the Professor on Gilligan’s Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn’t he fix a small hole in the side of the boat?”

“Why does Goofy always stand up on two legs yet Pluto remains on all four legs?  Aren’t they both dogs?”

“Why do banks leave their doors wide open but chain their pens to the counter?”

“How come when the battery goes dead on the television remote, you think it will work if you press the buttons harder?”

“If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of the cat?”

“What color would a Smurf turn if you choked it?”

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Posted by on September 28, 2016 in Bacon, Hemi, Journalist Rocky the Squirrel

 

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23 responses to “Ask a Stupid Question Day

  1. franhunne4u

    September 28, 2016 at 2:34 pm

    Bah, the really important question is:
    How did the “Keep off the lawn”-sign get onto the lawn?

     
    • CarolMaeWY

      September 28, 2016 at 2:51 pm

      😻😻😻

       
    • Piglove

      September 28, 2016 at 3:00 pm

      Exactly! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. CarolMaeWY

    September 28, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Why can’t I remember my embarrassing childhood memories to share on my blog? P. S. I’m too old to remember???

     
    • Piglove

      September 28, 2016 at 3:00 pm

      Snorts – nah… you just never did anything embarrassing 🙂 ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
      • CarolMaeWY

        September 28, 2016 at 3:13 pm

        I’m sure I did. I still do.

         
  3. CarolMaeWY

    September 28, 2016 at 2:56 pm

    Why to squirrels eat bird seed? 😉

     
    • Piglove

      September 28, 2016 at 3:00 pm

      oohh good questions for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. databbiesotrouttowne

    September 28, 2016 at 3:29 pm

    guys…on de hole Gilligan thing…why did de Howellz hav enuff clothez for like three yeerz…. inn sted oh a three hour toor !!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

     
    • Piglove

      September 28, 2016 at 4:30 pm

      YES! And if the professor was so smart to create everything, why didn’t he create a way to get off the island. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. The Laughing Duck

    September 28, 2016 at 6:04 pm

    I always ask why does a cat’s paws smell like rice . Enigmatic things to ponder

     
    • Piglove

      September 29, 2016 at 9:11 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter – that is a good one! And why do little doggy paws smell like Fritos? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • The Laughing Duck

        September 29, 2016 at 3:16 pm

        Ha ! Do they ? Is that why dogs are a man’s best friend ?

         
  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    September 28, 2016 at 8:58 pm

    Whew…I almost missed this day. My question today is: If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? LOL

     
    • Piglove

      September 29, 2016 at 9:12 am

      Oh SNORTS with piggy laughter. Best question evah! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. paxami

    September 29, 2016 at 2:46 am

    Those are really some questions. Now I’m going to go nuts trying to figure them out. Lady Caroline

     
    • Piglove

      September 29, 2016 at 9:15 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. They do get you to thinking for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. easyweimaraner

    September 29, 2016 at 10:00 am

    yes… the goofy-pluto thing is one of THE questions of da world… goofy is even allowed to drive a car… and pluto and me not… unfair!

     
    • Piglove

      September 29, 2016 at 10:35 am

      Amen brother!! I think that is such an unfair thing. I say dad needs to give you the keys and let you go at it!… of course with me as your co-pilot 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        September 29, 2016 at 10:46 am

        I will grab the make up bag from the mama… we have to look good on the mugshots right?

         
      • Piglove

        September 29, 2016 at 11:59 am

        Yes – most definitely. If our Mugshot doesn’t look good, we can ask them to change it right? I’m looking for my fake mustache now. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • easyweimaraner

        September 29, 2016 at 12:06 pm

        we can do it again… then they maybe have more routine :o)

         

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