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International Talk Like a Pirate Day

19 Sep

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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Ahoy, mateys!  Today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day!!  It’s a day for fun – you know a day to let our inner pirate come out just for fun.  Practice your pirate talk and talk like a pirate all day long to everyone.  See how much fun you can have telling people to ‘walk the plank’… chitter chatter – so funny!  Just remember, it’s not required that you dress like a pirate as long as you talk like a pirate.

20130601-002004.jpgFor your convenience, I’m adding a few words that might come in handy this day.  Be sure to fit them into your conversations somewhere and see the reaction on people’s faces.

Ahoy! – “Hello!”

Avast! “Whoa! Get a load of that!”

Aye! – “Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did.”

Aye aye! – “I’ll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over.”

Arrr! – “Yes,” “I agree”; “I’m happy”; “That was a clever remark you or I just made.” Note:  not to be confused with Arrgghh

Beauty – The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in,“C’mere, me beauty.”.

Bilge rat – The bilge is the lowest level of the ship. It’s loaded with ballast and slimy, reeking water. A bilge rat, then, is a rat that lives in the worst place on the ship. A lot of guy humor involves insulting your buddies to prove your friendship. It’s important that everyone understand you are smarter, more powerful and much luckier with the wenches than they are. Since bilge rat is a pretty dirty thing to call someone, by all means use it on your friends.

Bung hole – The sto20130601-002022.jpgpper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole. That’s all. It sounds a lot worse, doesn’t it?

Grog – An alcoholic drink, usually rum diluted with water. Call your beer grog if you want.

Hornpipe – Both a single-reeded musical instrument sailors often had aboard ship, and a spirited dance that sailors do. 

 

And of course, Bacon’s dad is bouncing right along with today.  He’s already confronted Bacon’s mom with a couple of what shall we say ‘off-colored’ pirate talk this morning.  Shakes my head.  He has persuaded me in a bucket of nuts to add a few of his oh so wonderful pick up lines.  (Yes, I can be bought and influenced and I know you are going to try a few of these so there.)

And, I’m taking bets how much Bacon’s mom can take before she makes him walk the plank!

.Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

Come on up and see me urchins.

I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.


That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Happy International Pirate Day me buckos!

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Posted by on September 19, 2016 in Journalist Rocky the Squirrel

 

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25 responses to “International Talk Like a Pirate Day

  1. speedyrabbit

    September 19, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    Arrrgh Ahoy me Hearty’s Tis a Fine day for Marauding thee distant shores! xx Captain Speedy

     
    • Piglove

      September 19, 2016 at 1:16 pm

      Captain Speedy aarrhh – you are the top guy. I’ll be your First mate this fine day. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. ladyfi

    September 19, 2016 at 12:54 pm

    Arrr! Avast, me hearties!

     
  3. The Canadian Cats

    September 19, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    MOL..Mom likes your dad’s smooth talk. She says she would fall for one of his lines. MOL

    Shoko

     
    • Piglove

      September 19, 2016 at 1:16 pm

      It’s so easy isn’t it? Snorts with piggy laughter. How are you feeling today my sweet friend? Do you need a piggy to come up and keep you company? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • The Canadian Cats

        September 19, 2016 at 2:30 pm

        I’m off to my volunteering shortly. I would love a piggy visit though.

         
      • Piglove

        September 19, 2016 at 2:34 pm

        Snorts and oinks and piggy hogs and snout kisses. Love you my friend! XOXO – Bacon

         
  4. David

    September 19, 2016 at 2:07 pm

    Aaargh, me matey! Tell me where ye treasure is?
    And, who said pirate talk is easy. 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      September 19, 2016 at 2:33 pm

      Amen to that! Pirate talk is hard… where’s my bounty? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • David

        September 21, 2016 at 10:01 pm

        “Me bounty is under the bacon bits.” :0

         
      • Piglove

        September 22, 2016 at 9:10 am

        Oh snorts with piggy laughter! I love that my friend <> XOXO – Bacon

         
  5. pilch92

    September 19, 2016 at 4:28 pm

    Happy pirate Day !

     
    • Piglove

      September 19, 2016 at 5:24 pm

      You too sweet friends!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. databbiesotrouttowne

    September 19, 2016 at 4:43 pm

    guys…werd press iz given uz fitz….we haz tried ta post thiz commint now we dunno how manee times…we bee tryin ta say; blimey buckoz; a draught two all ye bucaneerz N hearties spesh a lee sum nelsonz folly ~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

     
    • Piglove

      September 19, 2016 at 5:25 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter, Make them walk the plank my sweet friend. Love your pirate talk ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Hailey and Zaphod

    September 19, 2016 at 7:45 pm

    Happy pirate day!

     
  8. jansfunnyfarm

    September 19, 2016 at 9:34 pm

    Happy Pirate Day to you too. 🙂

     
  9. cattitudechronicles

    September 19, 2016 at 9:56 pm

    ARRRRRRRRR!!

     
  10. easyweimaraner

    September 20, 2016 at 9:41 am

    Awwwhoy! Lets have a bottle with rum on that chest of the 16 men :o)

     
    • Piglove

      September 20, 2016 at 10:46 am

      Now brother that’s what I’m talking about!! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        September 20, 2016 at 10:58 am

        the mama wants one too… or maybe 87 of that bottles after this haunted tuesday LOL

         
  11. Tails by the Sea

    September 21, 2016 at 1:56 am

    Yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me…happy pirates day! Have you ever been on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland, Bacon? It’s my moms FAVORITE ride, and she loves pirate talk. Aargh, Mateys! ~ Pirate dog Kona

     
    • Piglove

      September 21, 2016 at 9:33 am

      No I haven’t but it does indeed sound marvelous! I must try it… I’m off to check it out now. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. gentlestitches

    September 22, 2016 at 1:37 am

    You guys make grrrreat pirates! 😀

     
    • Piglove

      September 22, 2016 at 9:15 am

      aaww piggy blushes. Me and Houdini had a ball!! XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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