Dear Bacon

06 Sep

Dear Bacon – I think I’ve lost my writing mojo.  I once was a popular writer.  You might have heard of me, Barky Steinbeck.  I had talent.  I had mystery.  I had a following.  Now it’s gone.  I’m going undercover here to find some action – something to write about.  A good creative juicy novel is what I need.  Any ideas?  Signed Barky

Dear Barky dude.  We had Dragocon here in Atlanta this past weekened.  You could have found enough material to write sequels with some of the want to be characters I saw on the streets and on television.  I’ll tell you this chick called Harley Quinn has my mojo – WOW.  But you know what I didn’t see – dragons.  Dude, it’s called Dragocon – where was the dragons?  Keep looking my friend and don’t use the help of endless whiskey to your next great American novel.  And might I add the beach.  That could be some interesting topics for sure.

Dear Bacon – Unlike the three little bears, this bed is mine – all mine.  It fits and I sits and sleep.  I couldn’t ask for anything more… well maybe some milk and cookies.  Who doesn’t like milk and cookies before bed, right?  Signed Gingerlocks

Dear Gingerlocks – I know what you mean.  The perfect bed is the perfect rest.  I wouldn’t give anything in the world for my toddler bed.  If cuddles my pot belly and butt oh so perfect for sure.  And milk and cookies – I love the way you think!  I think I’ll go see if I can go find some milk and cookies now for a snack.  Happy sleeps!

Dear Bacon – I have arrived.  Not only did I find my forever family – I found my forever family that believes in dressing alike.  Can you say goal accomplished?  I never thought they would find matching shoes for them – look at the size of their feet.  They can stomp out forest fires!  Do you and your mom dress alike?  Signed Two for Tea

Dear Two for Tea – Squeals with piggy excitement.  Look at you two!  That is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in sometime my friend.  And me and mom dressing alike – well if you count our matching pot-bellies – snorts with piggy laughter.  But mom and that little dog Houdini – shaking head.  They have matching Ugg boots.  Now that is too much.

Dear Bacon – I don’t get it.  I walk around my hood and people point and laugh.  Shaking my head in confusion.  I’m minding my own business but of course I’m always looking for food.  I’m always hungry.  Then people stop on the street, point and then laugh.  I don’t get it. Can you help a dog out?  Signed Snooky

Dear Snooky –  Oh my friend.  I’m highly impressed.  Really I am.  I would hang with you anytime in your hood walking the streets.  Don’t worry about what those others think that are pointing at you.  They have no clue to the greatness in their presence.  Really they don’t.  But I have to ask you one itty bitty question.  Are you good at mysteries?


❤ Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to email me your letters/pictures. ❤


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26 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    09/06/2016 at 4:27 am

    Dear Two for Tea, the mama jumped with joy and she will look for fashion-twin stuff now….any suggestions where I can hide?

    • majormanafemale

      09/06/2016 at 9:08 am

      Just shake hard everytime tdys to put it on you she will get the hint

    • Piglove

      09/06/2016 at 9:52 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! Oh brother – can you believe the little guy Houdini here loves to match mommy. It’s so wrong on so many levels for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  2. majormanafemale

    09/06/2016 at 9:06 am

    Snooky I am sorry but you kind of look like a cartoon dog some ppl like. His name is scooby doo. It is bizzare but just look into it on youtube and you will get why ppl laugh at you. My opinion on scooby is whoever made show was high on something just like 90% of adults in 70’s and 80’s.

    • Piglove

      09/06/2016 at 9:53 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That’s what we thought too here but you know he’s great for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  3. Skyler Braveheart

    09/06/2016 at 9:37 am

    Two for Tea….Mama tries to dress like me, but thank goodness she doesn’t make me dress like her!

    • Piglove

      09/06/2016 at 9:54 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Amen my friend. I wouldn’t like it either. That’s what Houdini is for here. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Jovina Coughlin

    09/06/2016 at 10:10 am

    Love those glasses

  5. raisingdaisy

    09/06/2016 at 11:48 am

    You are wise and funny at the same time – a rare combo indeed! 🙂

    • Piglove

      09/06/2016 at 1:20 pm

      aaww piggy blushes. Thank you my sweet dear friend. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    09/06/2016 at 3:16 pm

    Oh my gosh…is there anything for adorable than Two for Tea? Those two are certainly dressed up to a tee! 😉

    • Piglove

      09/21/2016 at 10:50 am

      I know! Mom has some Ugg boots and she bought Houdini some matching ones for him…. rolls my piggy eyes. Thank goodness it’s him and not me. Hopefully he will wear them this winter. Can you imagine that? XOXO – Bacon

  7. Cupcake

    09/06/2016 at 8:15 pm

    I totally agree with you and Gingerlocks, B. The perfect bed (at my house it’s Mom’s bed) can only be made more perfect by milk and cookies.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      09/07/2016 at 6:34 am

      Not only are you beautiful but smart as well my sweet!! XOXO – Bacon

  8. cattitudechronicles

    09/06/2016 at 10:30 pm

    What a Pawsome idea!! Love it!!😺

  9. gentlestitches

    09/07/2016 at 9:20 pm

    Scooby Doo in the furs! ❤

    • Piglove

      09/08/2016 at 10:01 am

      YES!! We thought the exact same thing. Priceless huh? XOXO – Bacon

  10. Nylabluesmum

    09/08/2016 at 5:07 pm

    Mew mew mew….Barky Steinbeck….hee iss adoorabull…
    An Gingerlockss has thee rite idea fur sure!!!
    An thee Tee fur Too doggie an hiss Mumma with matchin shoes iss grate….
    An LadyMum iss inn LUV with Snooky an wantss to adopt him….no idea why!
    Fankss fur another grate collum Unccle Bacon…
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

    • Piglove

      09/09/2016 at 8:43 am

      You are too kind my sweet dear friend. Thank goodness mom doesn’t want me and her to dress up – shivers. I’ll leave that too Houdini. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        09/09/2016 at 2:11 pm

        Mee iss with you Unccle Bacon…mee likess mee walkin vest butt mee drawss thee line at that!
        LadyMum iss lookin fur a Winter walkin vest fur mee now…..oh boy…….

      • Piglove

        09/09/2016 at 2:11 pm

        Snorts with piggy laughter. I’m so sorry my little friend. I have a rain jacket but dear Lords – me don’t like it… heck I barely like outside. XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        09/09/2016 at 2:14 pm

        Can you emagin it Unccle?? LadyMum wants to get mee a Bommer jackit walkin vest so mee lookss like Jimmy Dean!!! Seereuslee??? Mee iss a Buudhist kat not a film star…mew mew mew…

      • Piglove

        09/09/2016 at 2:17 pm

        Snorts with piggy laughter. This is true but Jimmy Dean was awesome. I can see Jimmy Dean in you. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        09/09/2016 at 2:19 pm

        Reelly??? Like a Rebel without a pawss??? 😉

      • Piglove

        09/09/2016 at 2:20 pm

        oh snorts! I love that – you are so smart!! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        09/09/2016 at 2:21 pm

        Fankss Unccle!!! LadyMum an mee had watched thee movie an shee said if mee were a Hu’man mee wood bee Jimmy Dean, mew mew mew…..


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