Unanswered Questions
Oh snorts! I recently saw this on mom’s Facebook account and I just had to share my friends. How many of you can relate to this too?
I am 40 and I just realized I still have so many unanswered questions!?!?!
I never found out who let the dogs out… the way to get to Sesame Street… why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps… why we don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”… why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed… why “abbreviated” is such a long word… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons… why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune… why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret? …and do you really think I am this witty ?? … I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it from his brother’s girlfriend’s, Uncle’s cousin’s, baby momma’s Doctor.
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Piglove 
easyweimaraner
08/24/2016 at 12:46 pm
good questions… I stumbled over the 2 cents and the penny too… I always thought thoughts are free :o)
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 12:48 pm
Exactly brother! I never knew some of these things that humans stumble over every day. Thanks goodness we anipals don’t. XOXO – Bacon
katsrus
08/24/2016 at 1:24 pm
Those questions really make you think.
Sue B
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 1:49 pm
Yes they do. Will we ever know the answers? Of course not! LOL. XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
08/24/2016 at 1:55 pm
I’m still singing. . .
😜
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 3:08 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. Sing loud and sing on my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon
CarolMaeWY
08/24/2016 at 3:11 pm
Twinkle, twinkle little Star, How I wonder. . .
Can you hear me now? 😎
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 3:20 pm
Alright everyone together now….
Kate Crimmins
08/24/2016 at 2:25 pm
I do put on mascara with my mouth hanging open. Somehow it helps????
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 3:09 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. My mom does and it is hilarious!! XOXO – Bacon
Skyler Braveheart
08/24/2016 at 2:37 pm
Back away from the bottle, Brother!
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 3:09 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon
pilch92
08/24/2016 at 3:06 pm
Those are great questions, I am 47 and still don’t have the answers.
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 3:10 pm
Amen! That makes you and my mom. The answers will never be found. XOXO – Bacon
Photofinland by Rantasalot
08/24/2016 at 3:31 pm
These are very serious questions, and we need answers, or do we. I am really old, and I have not the answers. Victoria’s Secret, maybe she doesn’t use underwear…
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 3:43 pm
That could be my friend. That could be! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
Nylabluesmum
08/24/2016 at 4:50 pm
LadyMum iss 60 an shee has no answers fur yur Mumma Unccle Bacon…shee sayss Victoria’ss Secret iss shee barelee eatss so shee can wear that skimpee clothin..ok that is one questshun answered…..mew mew mew…
**nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx
Piglove
08/24/2016 at 6:00 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. Mommy says those Victoria Secret model people need to eat a biscuit or 12. They are way too skinny! Maybe that’s the secret – they need to eat! XOXO – Bacon
charlie Downunder
08/24/2016 at 7:56 pm
Crikey ….. my Mum’s 70 and she still hasn’t got any of those answers. Hilarious. Her favourite …. why DO they sterilise the needle for lethal injections. What the heck??????
Piglove
08/25/2016 at 10:45 am
Exactly! My daddy says the same thing. Who the heck cares -they are going to die anyway. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
pattisj
08/25/2016 at 1:12 am
I figured it out, Victoria has no secrets. Have a lovely day!
Piglove
08/25/2016 at 10:46 am
Amen to that! Mom said Victoria is a witch… but she doesn’t use the w in that word…maybe it starts with a b – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
pattisj
08/25/2016 at 11:19 am
LOL
gentlestitches
08/25/2016 at 2:34 am
LOL. I guess there are some things we will never know.😆
Piglove
08/25/2016 at 10:49 am
Nods piggy head. Yep I think you are so right Auntie Sharon. XOXO – Bacon
Charles Huss
08/25/2016 at 8:37 am
Or why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. 🙂
Piglove
08/25/2016 at 10:51 am
Exactly! XOXO – Bacon
Tails Around the Ranch
08/28/2016 at 11:28 am
Ha, ha…and despite sit coming from around the bend, twice removed, etc. it made me smile. Thanks, Bacon for the chuckle!
Piglove
08/28/2016 at 2:24 pm
You are so welcome my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon