Table for Two Please

21 Aug

Like many people, Saturday night was mom/dad’s date night.  You might remember that a couple of week’s ago, they went to dine at the finest restaurant this south of Atlanta.  It was the Sam’s Warehouse – snorts with piggy laughter.  Daddy went in and asked for a table for two – rolls piggy eyes.  He’s the romantic isn’t he?  The previous night they had pizza.  You can read about that date night here.

Well mom must have enjoyed her fine dining experience because last night she wanted to go back.  But this time, they wanted hot dogs with the works.  By the works I mean sauerkraut, onions and mustard.  Dad also went the extra mile with a bag of chips.  Now you are probably asking yourself was this as awesome as the pizza night?  Nods head.  Mom said YES.  For a whopping $5.00 – they had dinner for two.  Big spenders huh?

Now after they were eating and were just sitting there talking, they saw some peeps they knew.  The peeps came over and sat with mom/dad asking them what they were doing.  Mom said they were on their date night.  The peep said, “Hogwash – you’re married now.  There are no date nights”.  What?  Mom/dad didn’t get that memo.  They always have weekly date nights.  Don’t your parents?


Posted by on 08/21/2016 in Bacon, Mom/Dad's Food Porn


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35 responses to “Table for Two Please

  1. CarolMaeWY

    08/21/2016 at 1:19 am

    Every night is date night for us. . .
    In reality it’s not always a night out. We like Sunday brunches, picnics, drives, movies on TV. (We have a very nice tv!) And of course Denver Bronco football, Win or lose, Thurs., Sat., Sunday afternoon or night or Monday night. . .

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:25 pm

      Exactly! Mom/dad have their ‘set’ television nights. In fact, they do everything together. You usually don’t see one without the other in public. I guess that’s why they get into trouble all of the time. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. speedyrabbit

    08/21/2016 at 1:33 am

    Date night sound good to me Bacon,xx Speedy

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:25 pm

      Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Fozziemum

    08/21/2016 at 2:05 am

    Ah date night..well Bacon we have rare date nights..more likely we are too tired ..but we do love our local as a place to go..problem is i freak at being on the road at night..roos and we have often date lunches..yesterday at Macca’s az we were busy on the fly ! Xxx Fozziemum

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:26 pm

      But you still make time for each other which is the most important thing I’ve heard to keep marriages new and long-lasting. And heck, mom/dad said they even had date night when ya’ll were here together. I’m sure there was a story about that and alcohol… here we go Wednesday in a Travels in the South – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  4. franhunne4u

    08/21/2016 at 2:45 am

    Those people seem to have made a mistake when they cannot enjoy the romance of a date night in a marriage! Of course you arrange date nights with both not having any work to do when going out, if you want to, some dressing up, doing something extraordinary, something lovely, giving yourselves a treat. That is a concept that every marriage should not forget about (though with children they take more effort and might be less than once a week).

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:27 pm

      This is true. But mom/dad they always try to go out at least once a week just the two of them – sometimes it might go two weeks depending on activities. But that’s the joy in keeping marriage alive. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Skyler Braveheart

    08/21/2016 at 3:51 am

    My PswPaw went to the Bridge four years ago last Sunday, so Mama and I are flying solo. But when she goes to Costco, she sees their hotdogs and lots of peeps enjoying them. She thinks she might get one, but she’s been thinking that for yeRs now…….

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:28 pm

      She needs to sweet friend – encourage her. It’s really good… so says mom/dad. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Charles Huss

    08/21/2016 at 8:26 am

    Your mom and dad are smarter than us because we had date night too last night and spent $76.

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:29 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Trust me, there have been date nights for mom/dad where they could match that. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs

    08/21/2016 at 8:37 am

    Mom and Dad didn’t get that Memo either – they have a date night every week too 🙂

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:29 pm

      Way to go! I think this is awesome. XOXO – Bacon

  8. Kate Crimmins

    08/21/2016 at 8:40 am

    I never saw sauerkraut in singles! That makes it easy peasy.

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:30 pm

      Snorts! Sam’s has them in singles for the dogs. Daddy loves that stuff – mom not so much. It makes daddy happy in this situation so all was good. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Hailey and Zaphod

    08/21/2016 at 9:54 am

    Lady says never stop dating!

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:30 pm

      Amen! XOXO – Bacon

  10. lexitheschnauzer

    08/21/2016 at 10:21 am

    Mom and Dad used to go dancing all the time, but since Dad sprained his ankle, they cuddle on the couch and watch their favorite Netflix show(s). I am glad they are staying home with me, since I have started getting anxious when they – especially Mom – leaves.

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:30 pm

      I so can understand my little friend. Mom/dad have those nights too where they camp out on the sofa with popcorn and watch movies. Of course all of us anipals join them. XOXO – Bacon

  11. sheilaenglehart

    08/21/2016 at 1:11 pm

    Never ask what the dogs are made of, Bacon. (They are not made of real dogs.) Our date nights are usually movies., but there hasn’t been a great many decent ones.

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:34 pm

      Snorts – I will never ever ask. Thanks for the heads up on that. And mom was just saying the other day that there hasn’t been any good movies out lately. XOXO – Bacon

  12. gentlestitches

    08/21/2016 at 8:03 pm

    Date nights are a key to a successful relationship. If the memo turns up, ignore it! ❤

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:39 pm

      Amen Auntie Sharon! XOXO – Bacon

  13. pilch92

    08/21/2016 at 10:40 pm

    That is so sweet that they still have date nights. Our folks won’t leave us 13 cats alone without a babysitter ( Grammie) so they rarely go anywhere. XO Phoebe

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:40 pm

      Oh no. But I’m sure your mom/dad do things together around the house. That counts too for sure my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  14. Tails Around the Ranch

    08/21/2016 at 11:52 pm

    Hmmm, sauerkraut. [Lips smacking good] My mom says date nights are definitely impawtant, be they done with a spouse, a special fur-iend or even just by yourself if that’s what you want. It’s important to do things you enjoy with those that matter the most to you. 😉

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:41 pm

      Well said my sweet friend. Well said! XOXO – Bacon

  15. Nylabluesmum

    08/22/2016 at 2:37 pm

    Mee-you Unccle Bacon sum Hu’manss are not row-mantick are they??? Wee fink ‘Date Nite’ iss thee gratest! LadyMum sayss shee an hubby kevin used to have ‘Date Nite’ weeklee when they were married all so. Shee missess Kevin so-o much an those speshell nitess…..
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

    • Piglove

      08/22/2016 at 2:51 pm

      aaww I know she does my sweet friend. If we were closer, I would take her out for date night. Of course it might be a picnic in the park but it would still be a date, right? XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        08/22/2016 at 3:03 pm

        Mee-you Unccle guess what?? LadyMum bursted inn to tearss when mee showed her yur reply….shee said yur thee sweetest, kindest 4 legged EFURR!!! An shee wood LUV to go on a ‘date’ with you….
        Shee iss smiling thru her tearss… just made her day….
        **HI-5’ss** neffkitty =^,.^=
        Pee S: Could mee go on date nite with LadyMum an you??? Mew mew mew…

      • Piglove

        08/22/2016 at 3:17 pm

        It would be a fantastic time if we all went on a date and had a picnic together my sweet nefkitty! XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        08/24/2016 at 2:38 pm

        😉 It sure wood Unccle…
        Or it “Sherwood” like thee Forrest, mew mew mew….
        Mee made a funny!!!!!

  16. jansfunnyfarm

    08/23/2016 at 10:22 pm

    How sweet your mom and dad still have date night. Good for them. Keep hiding the memo from them.

    • Piglove

      08/24/2016 at 9:49 am

      I certainly will my friend! XOXO – Bacon


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