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National Tell a Joke Day

16 Aug

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel

Keeping my paws on the nuts of the world!

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Today, August 16th, is National Tell a Joke Day.  YAY!  Today should be filled with chuckles and laughs all around.  Participate in this laughable day and tell some jokes.  Do it in person, pass it along in a few emails or blog about it.  The more jokes you tell today, the more fun today will be.  Start the laughter and keep it flowing.

In honor of this day, Bacon has decided to tell a few jokes that he has heard.  Get ready to laugh friends.

Joke 1 –

One of my neighbors owns several cats.  On a recent visit, she introduced them to me.  “That’s Astrophe, that’s Erpillar, that’s Aract and that’s Alogue.”

“Where on earth did you get such unusual names?” I asked

“Oh, those are their last names,” she explained.  “Their first names are Cat.”

Joke 2 –

Why are sharks mostly salt water creatures?

    –  Because pepper would make them sneeze.

 

Joke 3 –

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    –  Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

Joke 4 –

What do you get when you cross a flower and a dog?

    – A Collieflower (cauliflower) – snorts

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16 responses to “National Tell a Joke Day

  1. franhunne4u

    August 16, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    I don’t know many jokes in English, but one stuck
    Why do Germans call the TV a medium?
    Because it is neither rare nor well done.

     
    • Piglove

      August 16, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    August 16, 2016 at 12:50 pm

    hahaha love the cat names :o) … seems astrophe lives here too LOL

     
    • Piglove

      August 16, 2016 at 3:01 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. The Canadian Cats

    August 16, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    hahahaha MOL MOL Very good jokes and so applicable.

    Shoko

     
  4. databbiesotrouttowne

    August 16, 2016 at 3:49 pm

    dood…we could see number one comin !!! theeze R good…thanx for sharin !! ♥♥☺☺☺

     
    • Piglove

      August 16, 2016 at 3:59 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. CarolMaeWY

    August 16, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    Q: What would you find in Dickens’s kitchen?
    A: The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
    #NationalTellAJokeDay
    (via ow.ly/Ikue303ghXF)

     
    • Piglove

      August 16, 2016 at 5:15 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. OMP – I love this!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. CarolMaeWY

    August 16, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    Many years ago as a student I took a summer job working in my local greengrocers shop. Towards the end of a busy day, a hatchet-faced lady came in and after looking around, she looked down her nose and said “I’d like a savoy cabbage please.”. I replied, ”I’’m sorry madam but we’’ve run out of cabbage today, would you like a cauliflower?” The lady huffed and puffed and said “But I want a savoy cabbage”. I tried to sound sympathetic and replied, “I am sorry, its been a very busy day and we have no cabbage, would you like to try some broccoli”? Once again the lady huffed and puffed and repeated now in a very cross tone that suggested the shortage was my fault, “I said I wanted a savoy cabbage”. “I am sorry madam” I responded, again trying to be helpful, “what about some spinach or chard ?” Now the lady became very angry and almost spat out the words, slowly and meanly…”I told you I wanted a savoy S.A.V.O.Y cabbage you idiot”. I looked at her carefully, “Madam, I told you we have no C.A.B.B.A.F.G.E cabbage!”
    She glared at me. You idiot, there’s no F in cabbage!
    I replied very slowly, “Madam, that’s what I’’ve been trying to tell you for the past five minutes!” 
Tony Hastings, London, UK

     
    • Piglove

      August 16, 2016 at 5:17 pm

      Rolls with piggy laughter. TOO hilarious!! I had to explain it to daddy – that made it even funnier! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • CarolMaeWY

        August 16, 2016 at 5:18 pm

        Explain to Daddy? OMP! I have a short tasteless one, but I better not share here. . .

         
      • Piglove

        August 17, 2016 at 9:34 am

        OMP – Daddy absolutely loved your ‘tasteless’ one and matched you one. Hilarious my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

         
      • CarolMaeWY

        August 17, 2016 at 10:24 am

        Did you send me “Daddy’s’ tasteless joke? 😎 Hubby and I had great fun with our jokes.

         
      • Piglove

        August 17, 2016 at 11:08 am

        Snorts – I’ll resend it to you… ha XOXO – Bacon

         
  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    August 17, 2016 at 12:40 pm

    Bwahaha. Good one(s), Bacon. Especially the cat names.

     

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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