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Dear Bacon

02 Aug

 Dear Bacon – Thank goodness for Pokemon GO!  While everyone is out looking for Pokemon, me and my bros are practicing our battle Corgi skills on an empty beach.  Talk about fun in the sun.  No one to watch us work our magic.  Corgi’s will rule one day !  We might even let you in on our team since your’e a cool pig.  Signed Corgi’s Unite!

Dear Corgi’s Unite – Oh my piggy heavens!  Look at ya’ll with your swords and everything.  Dudes, ya’ll have skills.  I just know I could fit in.  I have a powerful snout.  Trust me on that.  I put my head down and snout out and CHARGE!  Keep practicing and keep me posted okay.

 


 Dear Bacon – Hey.  You definitely need to join us for a drink the next time you are in our area.  We know this bar where everyone knows your pet and human name.  The tab is endless – they just bill our charges to the human folks when they come in – good deal, huh?  So the next time you are our way, stop in for a bowl of milk or popcorn or a pint… of ice cream that is.  Signed, Coon, Pug and Mutt

Dear Coon, Pug and Mutt – Now you are talking my language.  A anipal friendly bar where they know our names and don’t bill us but our humans.  I am so in on this fun ride.  Save me a pint please cause I’m off to map you on my Waze app.

 

 


Dear Bacon – You do realize that by the human dressing me up in this garb, taking my picture and then laughing like a jackass, there will be punishment repaid.  How embarrassing huh?  The human is even talking about me wearing this ridiculous outfit for Halloween in a couple of months.  Please make this stop.  What can I do?  Signed Oscar (and yes that’s my name – rolls kitty eyes)

Dear cough-cough Oscar – Dude, you have to admit the brilliance of your outfit.  I know – I know.  But look at you.  You are rocking the Oscar the Grinch outfit and it is priceless in the second picture.  I think you would definitely be a blast at Halloween in that costume.  But just say for pay back, maybe you can leave a fur ball on your humans favorite chair or on their pillow.  I think that would be plenty sufficient cause trust me.  In the end, you are the STAR!


 Dear Bacon – I don’t get it.  These Air Jordans are suppose to make you be able to jump and fly and dunk.  I can’t do any of these things still.  I say this is false advertisement.  I should sue that human.  What do you think?  Signed Skippy

Dear Skippy – Snorts my friend.  First off, I think in order to “jump and fly” you would actually need some on your back feet as well.  And then running with a little thrust, you might just be able to fly.  And hey, it might help if you lace them up.  I’m just saying.  You don’t want to be mid-air and lose your shoe.  But until then, maybe you should watch this movie called, “White Men Can’t Jump”.  You know just for research purposes.  You might be able to make some money on the side if you take careful notes.  Let me know okay and I can be your manager one day.


 Dear Bacon – I win again this year!  This is me in my championship picture of hide and go seek.  Awesome huh?  Every year in my county, they have a contest with anipals hiding in their environment.  I won again!  That’s two years back to back.  So, you got any wonderful hide and seek pictures?  Signed Winner

Dear Winner – OMP – I had to take a double look there to find you my friend.  You do blend – very well!  I say conpigulations on your win.  And it’s never too early to start working on next year’s winning picture.  I just know you can make it three years in a roll!  You go!

 

 

 


REMEMBER FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep emailing me your pictures and letters.

 

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21 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    August 2, 2016 at 1:48 am

    oh my the pirates of the caribbean really exist :o) I guessed it… and dear Skippy that boots are not really made for walking huh?

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 9:51 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I kind of feel sorry for Skippy. So much potential. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. nanacathy2

    August 2, 2016 at 2:55 am

    Bacon you are so wise!

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 9:52 am

      aaww shuffles hooves. Thank you so very much. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Fozziemum

    August 2, 2016 at 10:16 am

    Poor baby…those Air Jordans are a rip off 🙂 🙂 hahaga…i know..i can’t jump…loves Fozziemum xx

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 12:28 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    August 2, 2016 at 10:36 am

    Wow, that came cat is something else!

     
    • Tails Around the Ranch

      August 2, 2016 at 10:37 am

      Dumb auto correct changed my comment. That’s camo you stupid bat-not came! Ugh.

       
      • Piglove

        August 2, 2016 at 12:30 pm

        Hey no problems. I knew *exactly* what you were saying. Just goes to show that I know my friends huh? Snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Tails Around the Ranch

        August 2, 2016 at 1:14 pm

        🙂 Perhaps we all get hijacked by the auto correct gods equally? LOL

         
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 12:30 pm

      Yes it is my friend. yes it is. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. The Scottie Chronicles

    August 2, 2016 at 10:50 am

    THIS is hilarious!

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 12:31 pm

      Thanks my sweet friend. Every Tuesday I try to help my fellow anipals out with their problems. Snorts and oinks. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. lexitheschnauzer

    August 2, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    You got 5 winners again this week!

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 2:37 pm

      aaw thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. databbiesotrouttowne

    August 2, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    awesum dear bacon letterz this week dood !! ☺☺☺♥♥♥

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 2:39 pm

      Thank you my sweet friends! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. gentlestitches

    August 2, 2016 at 7:38 pm

    Awww those Corgis will indeed rule some day! 😀

     
    • Piglove

      August 3, 2016 at 10:01 am

      We know they will! Look at those moves! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. evilsquirrel13

    August 2, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    I will gladly buy that coon at the bar a drink…. he’s so cute!

     
    • Piglove

      August 3, 2016 at 10:03 am

      Snorts – he really is. I would love to go to that bar for a pint… of ice cream. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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