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Moral of the Story

01 Aug

A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. He was so pleased with his donkey that he entered it a 2nd time and it won again. The local paper read: “PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.” The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: “BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTORS ASS.” This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, upon hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: “NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.” The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read: “NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.” This was too much for the bishop so he ordered the nun to buy back her donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:”NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.”

The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is – being concerned about public opinion can bring you grief and misery and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life..  You’ll be a lot happier and live longer.

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Posted by on August 1, 2016 in Bacon

 

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23 responses to “Moral of the Story

  1. All Things Collie

    August 1, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    Rofl – that was cute!

     
    • Piglove

      August 1, 2016 at 1:18 pm

      Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    August 1, 2016 at 12:38 pm

    hahaha absolutely… :o)

     
    • Piglove

      August 1, 2016 at 1:18 pm

      Amen huh? XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        August 1, 2016 at 1:22 pm

        yo. such an ass can cause a lot of trouble :o)

         
      • Piglove

        August 1, 2016 at 3:23 pm

        Snorts with piggy laughter. You have that right brother! XOXO – Bacon

         
  3. CarolMaeWY

    August 1, 2016 at 1:19 pm

    ROFLMAO!

     
  4. Photofinland by Rantasalot

    August 1, 2016 at 2:18 pm

    Oh my, the press actually killed the bishop. This made me laugh, thank you!

     
    • Piglove

      August 1, 2016 at 3:23 pm

      You are so welcomed my sweet friend. I couldn’t resist sharing this moral. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. databbiesotrouttowne

    August 1, 2016 at 4:34 pm

    bacon…dood….we iz ROTFLOCAO !!!!!!!! ☺☺☺♥♥♥ good one !!

     
    • Piglove

      August 1, 2016 at 8:12 pm

      Thanks my sweet friend. I thought it was hilarious too! XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. MichelleMarie

    August 1, 2016 at 5:22 pm

    LOL LOL LOL good one

     
    • Piglove

      August 1, 2016 at 8:13 pm

      Thanks beautiful! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    August 1, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    Hee, haw!!! Good one. 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      August 1, 2016 at 8:14 pm

      Thanks sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Charles Huss

    August 1, 2016 at 10:17 pm

    You got that right.

     
  9. evilsquirrel13

    August 1, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    And the next headline was…

    “BISHOP DIES FROM OBSESSING OVER ASS”

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 9:49 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Hilarious. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. gentlestitches

    August 2, 2016 at 2:43 am

    HaHaHaHa! Great story and TRUE! 😀

     
  11. The Canadian Cats

    August 2, 2016 at 1:04 pm

    hahaha….thanks for the laugh. It sounded almost like a Jimmy joke.

     
    • Piglove

      August 2, 2016 at 2:38 pm

      It did, didn’t it? It was too funny not to share. That’s for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Ladybuggz

    February 12, 2017 at 2:09 am

    Too funny my Bacon! Excuse me I have to feed my Ass!! LMAO!! 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      February 13, 2017 at 11:04 am

      Oh snorts and rolls with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       

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