Dear Bacon

12 Jul


Dear Bacon – I read your columns.  I follow your blog.  I think you are like the coolest pig ever representing all of us other pigs in the world.  There’s no reason why us piggies can’t be spoiled just like a pooch or a kitty.  We have feelings too.  I’ve even got my humans following you now so they can see that spoiling us piggies is the ‘in’ thing to do now.  I just wanted to throw a shout out to you and say thanks dude.  Signed Hamhocks

Dear Hamhocks – Thank you my friend.  I’m honored that you and your humans follow my blog and columns.  That means a lot to me and touches my little piggy heart.  Keep getting spoiled my friend – it’s the way life should be for us oinkers!

Dear Bacon – I made a grave mistake.  I wanted out.  My humans let me out without looking.  Mr Stupid … I mean Mr. Bear was out there waiting for me.  I want back in now but the humans went on to do something else and don’t hear me screaming.  Help.  Signed In and Out Cry for Help

Dear In and Out Cry for Help – Oh my friend.  Hopefully that fence between us will keep Mr. Bear away from cute little you.  Seeing how this happened, you might want to rethink in the future, the in and out situation of driving the humans crazy.  When something bad happens, they ignore you.  Kind of like the boy who cried wolf.  Stay sweet my friend.



Dear Bacon – There I was minding my own business and the tomcat next door starting singing to me ,watching me like a voyeur and trying to get my attention.  He is so like weird.  I think my face says everything I do believe.  He needs to hit the high trails and go hit on some other kitty.  This kitty is so not interested.  Signed Hit the Road Jack

Dear Hit the Road Jack – Snorts with piggy laughter.  I think your beautiful face says everything my sweet friend.  You are *so* not interested.  Perhaps he will get the drift soon.



Dear Bacon – I was minding my own business.  I’ve been watching my humans play with this computer like thing for days pounding keys and laughing like a jackass.  I thought when they went to the adult potty, I would jump over to see what was so funny.  I don’t see anything that is so hysterical.  The pounced the keys with my claws and didn’t get it.  I jumped down before the human came back.  But unfortunately the computer thing told on me and captured me in the middle of my investigation.  How rude huh?  Signed Busted

Dear Busted – Oh I hate those computer things that tell on us.  Who do they think they are?  Perhaps bring it something wet and toss it on those stupid key things.  Maybe then it will learn to respect you.  I’m just saying – snorts with piggy laughter.



Remember my friends.  Dear Bacon can’t happen without *you*.  Please remember to email me your letters and pictures ❤



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16 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/12/2016 at 3:56 am

    I agree with Mr. Hamhocks, it’s so the in-thing to have an oinking best friend :o)… and I feel sorry for the kitty… a bear is more than we can bear :o)

    • Piglove

      07/12/2016 at 10:27 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. A bear unbearable. I Love it brother. XOXO – Bacon

  2. angelswhisper2011

    07/12/2016 at 4:55 am

    Life is to be spoiled indeed, Bacon 😀 Hit the road Jack-face says it all..MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a wonderful day and one Extra for the laugh 🙂 ❤

    • Piglove

      07/12/2016 at 10:29 am

      Isn’t the face spectacular. You tell straight off that the kitty is so not interested – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Charles Huss

    07/12/2016 at 6:08 am

    I love that picture with the bear. So funny.

    • Piglove

      07/12/2016 at 10:30 am

      I think kitty has made a grave mistake in that picture. He didn’t ask for no bear to be outside. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    07/12/2016 at 6:29 am

    That happens, Busted! Once I fell asleep on Mom’s iPad and typed QQQQQQQQQ with my ear. At least your computer caught you looking ADORABLE!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      07/12/2016 at 10:30 am

      aaww that did indeed. But I bet you were just as cute asleep beautiful! XOXO – Bacon

  5. jansfunnyfarm

    07/12/2016 at 1:49 pm

    Hey, we’d be trying to climb through the window too if we had a bear outside waiting for us.

    • Piglove

      07/12/2016 at 1:53 pm

      Amen to that my friend! XOXO – Bacon

  6. lexitheschnauzer

    07/12/2016 at 4:18 pm

    I bet Mr Romeo thought the object of his attention was playing hard to get. I hope she got her pointed look across, BOL! What a pretty (handsome?) piggy.

    • Piglove

      07/13/2016 at 9:49 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think he might get the hint with that picture. She is so not interested for sure. And you know I have a personal love for piggies. I don’t get enough of letters from my piggy pals. XOXO – Bacon

  7. databbiesotrouttowne

    07/12/2016 at 4:30 pm

    bacon…last time we had a bear in trout towne de bass terd stole 83 fresh caught salmon ~~

    🙂 ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      07/13/2016 at 9:50 am

      OMP! But at least he didn’t harm any friendly anipals, right? Snorts with piggy laughter. Now I’m hungry. XOXO – Bacon

  8. gentlestitches

    07/12/2016 at 7:40 pm

    I wanna a piggy on my couch! ❤ ❤ ❤

    • Piglove

      07/13/2016 at 9:50 am

      I would gladly sleep on your couch Auntie Sharon. And you could scratch my back. And I would oink for you. XOXO – Bacon


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