Dear Bacon

05 Jul

Dear Bacon – I’m not sure about you but my accountant really bites.  He’s got a bad attitude and is always thinking numbers.  I don’t get it.  Why can’t accountants have pleasant personalities – maybe joke around a bit.  I think that would really show a better enthusiasm for their job.  I mean we are talking about my money, it may not be a lot but it is mine.  I thought I would show you a pic of my guy.  I have to admit though, he’s good.  He chomps down and sets to work on that keyboard.  He looks for everything he can find to deduct.  If you ever need a good accountant, let me know okay.  Signed Frogger

Dear Frogger – Well my, my, my.  Your ‘guy’ does look very – how can I say it – professional in what he does. I see what you mean by his serious look.  He does have a stern don’t mess with me kind of disposition.  Maybe the numbers bring it out in him?  Maybe bring him a gift next time – some swamp water or some Lubriderm lotion.  I’ve heard that lotion does wonders for tough skin.

Dear Bacon –  My favorite time of the day is in this picture.  It’s early morning and it’s breakfast time!  They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  Trust me.  It is.  And you know what.  Milk does a body good.  My little legs will grow strong and my ‘moo’ will be coming out soon.  Cause you know what they say?  You got to moo-moo it.  HA!  I made a funny.  I told you breakfast is important – it starts my day like awesome.  Signed Tina

Dear Tina – Shaking my head.  You are right.  Breakfast is very important not to miss in starting your day.  That’s why every day, I start off with my piggy chow and Cheerios.  I gotta keep my figure in check and my cholesterol down.  This piggy has places to travel!



Dear Bacon  – Don’t you hate it when uninvited solicitors show up at your door?  Take for instance, I was settled down reading my magazines and newspaper.  You know the typical Sunday leisure day.  Then Bob showed up selling God only knows what.  I told him I wasn’t interested in and he kept on roaring.  How rude!  I finally just had to turn and walk away.  Maybe he got the hint then.  Geez, some anipals huh?  Signed Tigger

Dear Tigger – Please don’t send Bob my way.  It’s bad enough when solicitors come into our hood.  They don’t even come to our crib anymore.  Too many times they have showed up and after seeing moi answer the door, they got scared and turned away.  I don’t get it.  I was just in the doorway with daddy answering the door.  Who cares that he was wearing his Sponge Bob underwear.  Shakes head.


Dear Bacon – Be glad that you don’t have a desk job little piggy.  In this picture, it was a Friday at 4:45 pm – almost time for the weekend to start.  The head guy showed up in my doorway and wanted a report that was going to take at least an hour to finish and he needed it that night.  WTD?  Really?  You waited all day to tell me this at 4:45 pm?  Shakes dog head – some people have no tact.  Signed Bruiser

Dear Bruiser – OMP!  I so understand.  Mom has been done this way a time or two.  I’ll tell you what I tell her when she calls and tells us she is going to be late.  It sucks and it’s unfair!  I hope you got some overtime for staying over my friend.

Remember my friends.  Dear Bacon can’t happen without *you*.  Please continue to email me your letters and pictures ❤ 


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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    07/05/2016 at 12:34 pm

    Tigger I hear ya… and the worst is that no one will believe that a lion in on your door… the mama understands that, the police laughed at her as she said that a camel eats her geraniums…but it was the howly truth…

    • Piglove

      07/05/2016 at 2:14 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I feel your mom – I really do. Sometimes the po-po have a hard time believing us. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Skyler Braveheart

    07/05/2016 at 12:40 pm

    Ya know Frogget…it could be worse. Your CPA could be a total shark……..

    • Piglove

      07/05/2016 at 2:14 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter – that is too true my friend! XOXO – Bacon

  3. insanitybytes22

    07/05/2016 at 12:52 pm

    Ha! Totally. 🙂

  4. Indira

    07/05/2016 at 1:31 pm

    Sorry dear. After a long time I’m here to hear your sound advises. Hope you are keeping fit and fine, watching your cholesterol. Good wishes.

    • Piglove

      07/05/2016 at 2:14 pm

      aaww thank you my sweet friend. I’ve missed you! Sending you massive hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon

      • Indira

        07/05/2016 at 2:44 pm


  5. databbiesotrouttowne

    07/05/2016 at 2:07 pm

    tigger…..him lookz like one oh R gram paws !!!!!!!! 🙂 ♥♥♥

  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    07/05/2016 at 2:23 pm

    Uh. Dear Frogger, things could be worse, your accountant could have been a lawyer. 😉

    • Piglove

      07/05/2016 at 4:15 pm

      Exactly what I was thinking sweet friend – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  7. jansfunnyfarm

    07/05/2016 at 3:34 pm

    After reading these big tough problems, we realize we don’t have any.

    • Piglove

      07/05/2016 at 4:16 pm

      Amen to that! XOXO – Bacon

  8. pattisj

    07/05/2016 at 10:19 pm

    Excellent advice, as usual, Bacon.

  9. gentlestitches

    07/06/2016 at 8:33 pm

    Daddy wears Mr Square Pants underwear? Does he know the “now that we are men we can do anything? ” song. heehee!

    • Piglove

      07/07/2016 at 9:41 am

      YES! Auntie Sharon my dad is weird – you know that now. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  10. lexitheschnauzer

    07/06/2016 at 9:01 pm

    Oh, I can feel for Bruiser. This happens to me at work too. The fat clock hand is on the 5 and the long one is sticking straight up and I know it is time to go. I’ve gotten up and packed up my things and am standing in the doorway when the boss comes in and wants to talk. You know what I do? I bark so loud and so long that she can’t even remember what she wanted, and says “good night!”

    • Piglove

      07/07/2016 at 9:44 am

      Amen to that my sweet friend. It seems like some bosses get their 2nd and 3rd winds right at closing time. Mom’s brain shuts down closed at 5pm. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  11. evilsquirrel13

    07/07/2016 at 2:48 am

    At least Bruiser’s boss didn’t catch him looking at doggie porn when he barged in…

    • Piglove

      07/07/2016 at 9:46 am

      You do have a point there my evil friend. I wonder how many bosses have caught employees doing just that? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon


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