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I Gotta Know Friends

Go ahead.  You can be truthful with me my friends.  This is a picture that mom took of me playing in my magical backyard.  Do you see it?  Do you think I have too many fat rolls/!  Daddy called me chunky monkey this morning when he was scratching my back.  He even went as far as to say I was – are you ready for this? – pudgy.  What the pig heavens.  Me pudgy?  Surely, he is mistaken, right?  That’s not fat rolls.  That’s gotta be extra hugging material – extra loving – extra heat – extra storage space for my tummy.  Right?

 
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