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Dear Bacon

21 Jun

 Dear Bacon – Who says that humans get to have all of the fun?  Us anipals can appreciate a good movie too.  For instance, one of the best movies ever made – can you guess it?  Star Wars of course!  I mean come on piggy – don’t you love it?  The lights, the action, the fights, marrying Hans Solo – what is there not to like?!  What do you think about the movie?  And what is your favorite movie.  You can tell me.  Signed Princess Leia Kitty

Dear Princess Leia Kitty – Well I can see my friend from your outfit that you really, REALLY like to get into your character and enjoy your movies.  I’m piggy enough to admit that I’ve never watched any of the Star Wars movies.  Now before you hiss too loudly, remember I’m only 4.5.  My dad hasn’t introduced me yet.  But I can guarantee you that after I read him your letter, he will.  Lucky me.

My favorite movie?  Of course Charlotte’s Web.  What’s not to like?  Snorts and oinks!


 Dear Bacon – I know you have a pesky cat at the Hotel Thompson.  I have one here too.  Shaking my head.  Why are cats so evil?  They say their misunderstood.  Barks – as if.  They have the humans completed snowed – completely!  Us anipals know the truth.  You see, our humans were at work.  The pesky fur ball got onto the coffee table, looked at me and started to push the bowl of flowers towards the end of the table.  I was like NO! – but of course why listen to me – I’m just the dog as he puts it.  As he knocked the bowl off the table, I couldn’t help it with my expression and of course the turd took my picture.  Guess who got blamed for it?  Yep, moi.  Because we all know the cute little kitty would never do such a thing.  Help me my friend.  Signed OMD!

Dear OMD! – That pesky no good for nothing flea bag!  Yes I understand your situation completely.  Hemi here thinks he is the master and does things very similar.  Like smacking me hard on the fanny when no one is looking and when I try to take a nip at him squealing to the high heavens.  Heck, I wasn’t going to eat him – I was cleaning him… yeah that’s the story.  So you see, I know your pain.  I think perhaps your little friend should have some payback.  Call me – I’m sure we can come up with something like honey or peanut butter accidentally of course being left out for him to be covered in… or maybe a swift bath in the toilet.  What?  I would never hurt kitty – nope not at all 🙂


Dear Bacon – We have this cool thing in our hood called doggy daycare.  It is like the total bomb in the summer!  The bus comes to our house, picks us up and takes us on field trips and play dates and the doggy facility.  OMD!  I so highly recommend this.  We go twice a week and this is our picture from the bus – it’s so cool.  This was our “we aren’t doing anything-sweet-and-innocent” looks on the way home.  Dude, you gotta check it out and see if they have one in your hood.  Signed Summer Fun

Dear Summer Fun – Oh my piggy heavens!  That sounds like so much fun for sure!  You get out, your humans get a break and you make lots of friends and see things all over.  Oh my gosh!  I’m so green with jealous.  I gotta check this out.  Thanks my friends for letting me know of this awesome experience.  I wanna go on field trips too!

 


Dear Bacon – We were set up!  We found several notes in the woods saying there was going to be a party here at the house and that cover charge was a buck.  We came but we were set up – there was no party!  The room was dark and no one was at home.  What a joke!  We were hoping for a great time and a full keg.  Should we stand here until someone comes home?  Signed Buck Party

Dear Buck Party – OMP!  The cover charge was a buck?  Shaking my piggy head.  Oh my friends – you were definitely set up on this one.  I’m so sorry but in a way you have to admit it was kind of funny.  Should you stand there until the family comes back?  Probably not.  I wouldn’t want to see what they have in store for you if you do.  I say chalk this one up to experience and keep tracking the woods to see if the familiar smell of the person that set you comes back.

Take care my friends.


Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to email me your letters and pictures.

 

 
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17 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    06/21/2016 at 3:44 am

    I’m glad the bucks buggered off… that was probably a dark room pawty and there the weirdest things can happen… I saw that in tv once…

     
    • Piglove

      06/21/2016 at 10:35 am

      Brother, I think you might be right. Most definitely a good think they left. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. angelswhisper2011

    06/21/2016 at 4:59 am

    MOL..the bus drive looks amazing…I wonder if the driver was a doggie too..MOL 😀 Pawkisses for a lovely day 🙂 ❤

     
    • Piglove

      06/21/2016 at 10:42 am

      I know! Can you imagine going to daycare in the summer? I think it would be kind of cool. I wanna go for sure! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Fozziemum

    06/21/2016 at 9:07 am

    Now that is one bus i would get on Bacon 🙂 i mean looks like a first class ride 🙂 Loves Fozziemum xxx

     
    • Piglove

      06/21/2016 at 10:42 am

      aaww doesn’t it my friend? I’m ready for piggy daycare any time for sure on that bus. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Fozziemum

        06/21/2016 at 10:43 am

        Yep..fun times 🙂 xxx

         
  4. databbiesotrouttowne

    06/21/2016 at 3:19 pm

    we hope thoz deer iz knot vizshuz……deer round heer tried ta steel de food serviss gurlz car !!! 🙂 ♥♥♥

     
    • Piglove

      06/21/2016 at 4:11 pm

      Oh no! We can’t have that happen at all my little friend. No way! XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Cupcake

    06/21/2016 at 5:36 pm

    Cats can be sneaky, OMD. I feel you. I don’t live with a cat, but I see them outside hiding under cars and trying to kill me.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      06/21/2016 at 6:42 pm

      We have one here beautiful if you ever want to borrow it. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. lexitheschnauzer

    06/21/2016 at 6:50 pm

    I’m safe from cats…Dad’s allergic. So the only cat friends I can have are those I meet and love here. The Princess looks so cool! And can a dog really get that expression on his face? OMD!

     
    • Piglove

      06/22/2016 at 9:58 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Don’t worry friend – you can borrow Hemi anytime. I’ll send him to you and we won’t even tell your dad. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. gentlestitches

    06/21/2016 at 8:03 pm

    I would love to work in doggy day care! ❤

     
    • Piglove

      06/22/2016 at 10:00 am

      Mommy says she would too… it would be a blast! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Nylabluesmum

    06/24/2016 at 6:39 pm

    Grate collum again Unccle Bacon! That Purrincess Leia kittygurl iss so-o cute!
    An that poor doggie beein set uppy bye thee kat! Givess us doggie luvvin katss a turribull name!!! Notty kitty!
    An thee poor deerss lookin fur a pawty…they should come on down to yur place rite??? 😉
    ~~head rubss~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~

     
    • Piglove

      06/26/2016 at 1:38 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Thanks my sweet nefkitty. Yep, those deers are always welcomed in magical backyard for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       

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