The Most Useless Utensil

16 Jun

It’s flimsy.  It bends when you don’t want it to bend.  It breaks when you don’t want it to break.  It’s not a spoon.  It’s not a fork.  Do you stab your food?  Do you scoop your food?  t’s made by the devil himself.  The spork.

They serve the spork in a lot of fast food restaurants.  Can you tell me how you eat chicken with it?  Can you tell me how you eat a salad with it?  It can’t stab your salad the way a fork would.  Why oh why is there a spork?


Posted by on 06/16/2016 in Bacon


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24 responses to “The Most Useless Utensil

  1. Trisha

    06/16/2016 at 12:33 pm

    “It’s made by the devil himself.” LOL! So funny! Sporks are pretty useless.

    • Piglove

      06/16/2016 at 1:18 pm

      Yes they are. I think the devil came up with them to see how much more he can torture the humans. That way he can point and laugh at their attempt to use them. Which if you have ever been in a restaurant is quite comical… so I’ve heard from mom. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. sue ellen....Lucy & Mac scotty dogs..

    06/16/2016 at 12:35 pm

    YES !!!! I agree 100%. I have been known to carry my own flatware for that very reason !!

    • Piglove

      06/16/2016 at 1:19 pm

      High fives! My mom says she is going to start doing this. She hates those devil produced sporks. XOXO – Bacon

  3. ruth7933

    06/16/2016 at 1:01 pm

    OH man this things are totally useless.

    • Piglove

      06/16/2016 at 4:43 pm

      TOTALLY. Mom says they are of no use in getting food into her mouth quick enough. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Tails Around the Ranch

    06/16/2016 at 6:26 pm

    Oh Bacon, some things were created to vex and perplex us. Sadly sporks are near the top of the list. ღ

    • Piglove

      06/17/2016 at 8:58 am

      You said it so correctly my friend. Bravo! XOXO – Bacon

  5. Charles Huss

    06/16/2016 at 9:14 pm

    That reminded me of this very funny shirt I saw a year or so ago.

    • Piglove

      06/17/2016 at 9:08 am

      OMP! That is totally awesome! I need to buy mom that shirt. That’s how she feels right about now with sporks. XOXO – Bacon

      • Charles Huss

        06/17/2016 at 12:58 pm

        Yeah, I thought it was funny.

  6. evilsquirrel13

    06/17/2016 at 1:50 am

    You don’t eat a chicken with a spork…. that’s what the hands are for! “It’s spork lickin’ good” would have never made a good slogan…

    • Piglove

      06/17/2016 at 9:11 am

      This is true. And nobody wants to see mom eat chicken. Grease is flying, hands are flying and food can’t get quick enough into her mouth. Shaking my head. Trust me on that – it’s scary. XOXO – Bacon

  7. angelswhisper2011

    06/17/2016 at 3:11 am

    Hehehehe…we always wondered, Bacon 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

  8. gentlestitches

    06/17/2016 at 3:14 am

    Sporkalicious? No! 😃

    • Piglove

      06/17/2016 at 9:12 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. So not a word. XOXO – Bacon

  9. easyweimaraner

    06/17/2016 at 7:21 am

    it could be interesting to eat soup with that thing… you need probably 87 hours lol

    • Piglove

      06/17/2016 at 9:15 am

      Hey brother – maybe that is the cure for this DIEt thing that our moms are on? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        06/17/2016 at 9:37 am

        I’m afraid then the soup would land on the wall lol

      • Piglove

        06/17/2016 at 10:26 am

        Snorts. But just think it would be fun to watch and our moms might rethink this DIEt thing, you think? Of course, I might suggest this to daddy and let him replace all of our utensils in the Hotel Thompson to these devil made sporks. That should be helpful to mom and he can say that he did it – snorts an evil snort. XOXO – Bacon

  10. Lassie and Benji

    06/17/2016 at 11:36 am

    Sporks. LOL (We usually don’t see sporks, but probably now that we saw this blog post, there will probably be sporks everywhere.)

    • Piglove

      06/17/2016 at 11:53 am

      I’m sure there will be my friends. This things are insanely devilish and hostile. Be forewarned okay. XOXO – Bacon

  11. The Canadian Cats

    06/23/2016 at 8:34 pm

    hahaha…the bendable fork..or the breakable spork? Call it what you want but you’d be better off witj s-spoon. hehe


    • Piglove

      06/24/2016 at 9:38 am

      So true – so very true. This is the most useless creation ever made. Mom absolutely despises them. XOXO – Bacon


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