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Let’s Talk About Loans

01 Jun

I have a great read for you this afternoon.  Really I do.  Something I heard and just simply can’t resist sharing.

I know it may be weak but after you read it you have to admit it is kind of funny .

A frog goes into the bank and approaches the teller.  He can see from her name plate that her name is Patty Whack.  “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”  

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.  The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.  

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.  The frog says, “Sure, I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.  

Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.  She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who says his dad is Mick Jagger, who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000 AND he wants to use this as collateral.”  She then holds up the tiny pink elephant.  “I mean what the heck is this?”  

The bank manager looks backs at her and says without missing a beat, “It’s a knickknack Patty Whack.  Give the frog a loan.  His old man’s a rolling stone.”

(I won’t tell anyone that you’re singing that last line – snorts and rolls with piggy laughter!)

 
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20 responses to “Let’s Talk About Loans

  1. easyweimaraner

    06/01/2016 at 12:38 pm

    done… the mama sang it… and the berds fell off from the trees :o)=

     
    • Piglove

      06/01/2016 at 12:47 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Oh my brother. I can almost visualize that. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. lexitheschnauzer

    06/01/2016 at 12:39 pm

    OK, so Mom really WAS singing the last line! BOL!

     
    • Piglove

      06/01/2016 at 12:48 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! So funny!! XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. databbiesotrouttowne

    06/01/2016 at 1:19 pm

    bacon….THIZ……IZ…….BRILLIANT !!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ♥♥♥

     
    • Piglove

      06/01/2016 at 2:27 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Thanks my sweet friend ❤ XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. CarolMaeWY

    06/01/2016 at 1:32 pm

    Bear & Sammy are rolling in the grass laughing. . .

     
    • Piglove

      06/01/2016 at 2:28 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter! And congrats on guessing Sammy’s Tuesday Teaser. More to come on that picture next week. It’s hilarious! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • CarolMaeWY

        06/01/2016 at 2:30 pm

        Looking forward to it. I got lucky!

         
  5. Skyler Braveheart

    06/01/2016 at 3:35 pm

    You hit the jackpot with that one, Bacon! Rock on, Dude!

     
    • Piglove

      06/01/2016 at 4:28 pm

      aaww thanks my sweet friend. My daddy is not the only one with jokes huh? XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. ruth7933

    06/01/2016 at 5:32 pm

    love it and hubby and I are both chuckling.

     
    • Piglove

      06/02/2016 at 9:36 am

      Thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. charlie Downunder

    06/01/2016 at 6:39 pm

    Crikey Bacon ….. that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Mum rolls around laughing every time she hears it and yes she sings along too. There’s a retired cricket player in Australia (Kerry O’keefe, nickname ….. the Skull) who does the funniest version ever. He laughs at his own jokes and his laugh is really contagious.

     
    • Piglove

      06/02/2016 at 9:37 am

      OMP! I must look him up for daddy. Daddy laughs so hard the house shakes – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. speedyrabbit

    06/02/2016 at 2:03 am

    Hehehehe Mum is curled up on the floor laughing…..hehehe I think you did her in with that one Bacon,xx Speedy

     
    • Piglove

      06/02/2016 at 9:39 am

      SCORE FOR THE LITTLE PIGGY! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. gentlestitches

    06/02/2016 at 4:50 am

    LOL! 😀

     
  10. Nylabluesmum

    06/02/2016 at 11:17 am

    Mew mew mew mew mew…
    That ISS berry funny Unccle Bacon…..
    **Hi-5’sss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     
    • Piglove

      06/02/2016 at 11:23 am

      Thanks pal – high hooves! XOXO -Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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