Paw Time with Houdini

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 Friends – can we bark?  Moms do the silliest things.  No reason – I’m being honest.  Now I’m a pooch and I’m *never* going to turn down a toy…not evah!  But sometimes, I think we need to discuss parameters.

Let’s take a look at this picture.  It’s called Silly Bums Junior.  Look closely at the picture… “Nothing BUTT fun for your dog”.  Shaking my Yorkie head.  Friends, this is the hind leg quarters of a chicken… two legs, the back side and big fluffy tail.  No head, no arms, no nothing – just the BUM.

Now when me and dad had “the” conversation a couple of weeks ago and he said one day I would like a bit of a$*!)$, this is not what I expected or the picture he drew.  What?  Don’t all anipals go through that ‘talk’?

But let me get back on point.  This is the stuffed toy that mom brought me home one day.  Now it has a squeaky toy.  It has crinkles.  It’s furry.  And let me just say that I tore that ass up because that toy is no more – barks with puppy laughter.

And with all of that talk behind me, I do kiss my mommy with that mouth.  See I love my mommy and she loves me.  She even closes her eyes when she kisses me.  That’s love, right?

So I hope your day is wonderful my friends and I hope that your weekend is even better.  We are all expecting a package here at the Hotel Thompson and I’m hoping that it comes tomorrow.  Keep your paws, fingers or hooves crossed that it gets here in time cause we can’t wait to get it.

I know that sounds mysterious but once we get it in hand, we will definitely share with you what it is.  Any thoughts?

And of course, I leave you with Jokes with Daddy.  Hope you enjoy! ♥