Come Closer – Go Ahead – Come Closer

Come closer my friends.  Mom is not home yet – she’s on the way so we have a few minutes to talk.  I’m in stealth mode, have my ninja outfit on and I’ve swept through the house.  Daddy is busy in the kitchen talking on the phone.  Mom is not here.  So I was thinking I could tell you who our secret guests are that will be visiting.  Now you can’t tell anyone okay.

Come closer… put your ear to the computer screen.

Okay, it is… what was that?!  That’s the doorbell.  I have to go my friends.  Talk to you later….

 

Paw Time with Houdini

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 Friends – can we bark?  Moms do the silliest things.  No reason – I’m being honest.  Now I’m a pooch and I’m *never* going to turn down a toy…not evah!  But sometimes, I think we need to discuss parameters.

Let’s take a look at this picture.  It’s called Silly Bums Junior.  Look closely at the picture… “Nothing BUTT fun for your dog”.  Shaking my Yorkie head.  Friends, this is the hind leg quarters of a chicken… two legs, the back side and big fluffy tail.  No head, no arms, no nothing – just the BUM.

Now when me and dad had “the” conversation a couple of weeks ago and he said one day I would like a bit of a$*!)$, this is not what I expected or the picture he drew.  What?  Don’t all anipals go through that ‘talk’?

But let me get back on point.  This is the stuffed toy that mom brought me home one day.  Now it has a squeaky toy.  It has crinkles.  It’s furry.  And let me just say that I tore that ass up because that toy is no more – barks with puppy laughter.

And with all of that talk behind me, I do kiss my mommy with that mouth.  See I love my mommy and she loves me.  She even closes her eyes when she kisses me.  That’s love, right?

So I hope your day is wonderful my friends and I hope that your weekend is even better.  We are all expecting a package here at the Hotel Thompson and I’m hoping that it comes tomorrow.  Keep your paws, fingers or hooves crossed that it gets here in time cause we can’t wait to get it.

I know that sounds mysterious but once we get it in hand, we will definitely share with you what it is.  Any thoughts?

And of course, I leave you with Jokes with Daddy.  Hope you enjoy! ♥

 

 

 

 

National Pick Strawberries Day

Journalist Rocky the Squirrel here –

Keeping his paws on the nuts of the world –

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May 20th is a wonderful glorious day.  It is National Pick Strawberries Day – what a great day to enjoy.  I know that this is a day that the pig Bacon can wrap those jowls around.  He absolutely LOVES strawberries and that’s a huge understatement.

Today, start a new tradition.  Go find a strawberry field and pick your own strawberries.  Start a family tradition.  I think Bacon’s mom is actually going to go and pick the little fellow a few of his own today. I wonder if they will let Bacon come and pick his own?  Chitter Chatter – that would be a picture for the blog!  Enjoy my friends!