Dear Bacon

17 May

Dear Bacon – Rolls my eyes.  Do you ever have that one sibling that just will not leave you alone.  They are always beside you, around you or heaven forbid like in this picture on top of you.  You just want to shake them off but the humans are always watching.  What can I do to make this pest go away?  Signed Big Brother

Dear Big Brother – Oh my pigs – that is one hilarious picture my friend.  I see your human in the background.  I know you are so doing your best not to go ballistic on your little friend.  Let me tell you something – I *know* your pain.  Houdini here is that pest.  He jumps on me, around me, under me, on top of me – like I’m his personal trampoline or something.  And the humans are always watching wanting to know what I will do.  I’ll tell you what I do.  I go to my bedroom and slam the door so he can’t come in with me – snorts.  Just take it one day at a time my friend.  In fact, I say although sometimes they get on your nerves, enjoy these little moments.  The little pests grow up so fast before your eyes.

Dear Bacon – OMD – OMD – OMD.  Look at that bitch on the dog show!  We all had to stop and run over to the television to watch.  I say she needs to win for our breed.  She’s beautiful!  She is representing us so well – go girl – work it!  Signed Dog Show

Dear Dog Show – Snorts – look at ya’ll so intent on watching her walk.  Dudes, I would think you were a bunch of construction workers whistling at girls going by the way you are looking at that classy lady.  I just love it!  I hope she won on your dog show for your breed.  There’s always too much bad news going on about your breed – it’s about time something nice is being done!

Dear Bacon – Barks!  Do you remember that movie called The Shining?  You know the favorite saying in it, “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”?  HA!  Well, the humans were watching the movie last night and totally freaking out about that part where Jack takes an axe and somewhat breaks down the bathroom door and says, “Here’s Johnny”?  So I’m taking care of a little surprise for the humans when they come sit on the couch.  What do you think?  Signed Johnny in Training

Dear Johnny in Training – OMP!  Your humans will pee all over themselves when they see you there in between the cushions.  You look just like Jack in that seen – the facial expression is down pact.  Oh my piggy heavens – to be in the room when your humans sit down – that will be priceless for sure.  Do me a favor and let me know how they react okay.  Can’t way to hear.

Dear Bacon – There I was in the neighborhood.  I was dressed in my jacket because it was a little cool outside.  I decided to go visit my pal next door to see if he wanted to go for a walk in the hood.  I knocked on the door like this and can you believe his human did nothing but stand there and laugh at me.  What was up with that?  I mean heck I was just being sociable.  After a while, I guess they got the meaning and let Skippy out to walk with me.  Weird huh?  Signed PB

Dear PB – Rolls my eyes.  Humans are so weird at stuff like that.  I don’t understand why she would laugh.  I mean don’t anipals go over for play dates like this all of the time?  The guy here Houdini never leaves the house without being dressed.  Why can’t humans understand that?  Anipals have feelings too huh?  Hope ya’ll had fun kicking grass.

REMEMBER MY FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue emailing me your letters and pictures ❤


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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. CarolMaeWY

    05/17/2016 at 2:49 am

    You give the best advice Bacon! ~ˆ..ˆ~

    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 9:44 am

      aww piggy blushes – thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    05/17/2016 at 3:03 am

    Big Brother can be happy… with the cat hat on his head he has double feline wisdom on board :o)

    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 9:45 am

      ooohhh totally true brother. XOXO – Bacon

  3. franhunne4u

    05/17/2016 at 4:16 am

    “The little pests grow up so fast”
    until they are big pests …

  4. hutchagoodlife

    05/17/2016 at 5:16 am

    You sure give the bestest advice Bacon!!


    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 9:45 am

      Thank you sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. lexitheschnauzer

    05/17/2016 at 8:26 am

    Priceless. They are all so great, we can’t even pick a favorite this week. 🙂

    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 9:46 am

      aaww thanks pal. Dear Bacon is always one of my favorite days. XOXO – Bacon

  6. evilsquirrel13

    05/17/2016 at 9:31 am

    LOL, you said bitch!

    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 9:48 am

      Looks around innocently… who me?! Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Don’t tell mom okay

      • evilsquirrel13

        05/17/2016 at 9:49 am

        You know me… I never snitch on friends!

      • Piglove

        05/17/2016 at 10:16 am

        Sighs – that was a close call… because you snitches get stitches – just sayin’ evil. Snorts! XOXO – Bacon

  7. dorysbackyard

    05/17/2016 at 10:01 am

    BOL…We know all about siblings invading our personal space in our house!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 10:16 am

      Snorts! I bet you do my sweet friends!! XOXO – Bacon

  8. jansfunnyfarm

    05/17/2016 at 10:34 am

    Can you believe it, Jan was laughing at the doggy dressed up for a play date. Humans! Good advice for all, Bacon.

    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 12:41 pm

      Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  9. databbiesotrouttowne

    05/17/2016 at 1:12 pm

    we iz crackin up at heeeeeeeeeeerz johnny !!! 🙂 ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      05/17/2016 at 2:01 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I loved him to… I can just picture him in the movie – too funny! XOXO – Bacon

  10. gentlestitches

    05/18/2016 at 12:42 am

    there is nothing like trying to relax while a little “darling” tries to sit on your head! 🙂


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