Dear Bacon

03 May

Dear Bacon – I’m not sure what happened.  First the human was standing in front of the refrigerator door.  The next thing I knew, the human fell down like that Humpty Dumpty dude.  I have to admit the human made a pretzel look pretty everyday the way they curled up and bounced.  Do your humans ever do anything like this?  Signed I’ll Give That a 10 out of 10

Dear I’ll Give That a 10 out of 10 – First, I wouldn’t be any kind of friend without asking is your human okay?  Did they get back up after their yoga move?  I’m saying yoga move because humans put themselves in all kinds of weird positions when they do that stuff.  In fact, I have to admit that I’m pretty impressed with your move on top of the refrigerator.  What do you call that?  Upward kitty stance?  Just be careful.  I’ve heard that first step off of the refrigerator can be a booger bear – the floor doesn’t give.

Dear Bacon – This sucks.  Trust me – leave the work stuff to the humans.  Getting up at an ungodly hour is bad enough.  But then the humans have to dress up in these clothes – eeww.  How do they not pee on themselves wearing this stuff?  Signed Help Me!

Dear Help Me!  Oh I know my friend.  I don’t envy mommy going to the work place ever.  First you have to dress up then you have to drive there.  Then apparently you put up with a lot of crap and there are no treats.  What the heck do they work for?  Shaking my head.  Stay at home for as long as you can.

Dear Bacon – The humans are so fickle.  I hear them talking about this diet stuff all of the time and how they don’t eat and how the scales are nothing but lies and they don’t understand why they are not losing weight.  Breathe.  I know.  I know everything.  You see, I sit here on my perch in the dark at night.  I know why they are not losing any weight.  They are coming into the kitchen at night and eating out of the fridge and cabinets.  Doh – that’s why they are not losing weight.  Do your humans do this?  Signed The Watcher

Dear The Watcher – In a word – YES.  My humans do this too.  Then they yell at the scales at the end of the week.  Hilarious is what I call it.  My mom calls the scales a perpetual liar every week.  Of course, sometimes she doesn’t know that I have my hoof on the back of it – snorts.

Dear Bacon – You give a child an inch and they take a mile.  I told little Rusty he could play in front of the tree.  What does the little tyke do?  He climbs the tree.  Why do I care?  Because then he started squealing like someone was taking away his honey.  He was stuck and couldn’t get down.  What are we going to do with the children these days?  Signed Mommy Bear

Dear Mommy Bear – You know I feel you but you have to admit that the little guy is cute stuck on the side of the tree there.  Good thing he has those nice long nails to hang into the bark.  Give him a break this time okay.  He’s learning life and he’s still a kid.  Let him be a kid for as long as he can.  Kudos to you being a great mom!


Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue sending me your letters and pictures to my email address.  ♥


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20 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    05/03/2016 at 3:56 am

    no worries Help Me!… casual friday is soon, so you can go nekked :o) but I hope the humans on your workplace will not have the same idea LOL

    • Piglove

      05/03/2016 at 9:17 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Oh brother – can you imagine the humans going in for casual day like that? Too funny for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  2. lexitheschnauzer

    05/03/2016 at 6:20 am

    The cat on the fridge…how does he turn his head like that? Scary!

    • Piglove

      05/03/2016 at 9:17 am

      I know! For a minute I thought I should call a exorcist. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    05/03/2016 at 9:18 am

    I think that may be Rick Springfield’s pooch in the second picture…

    • Piglove

      05/03/2016 at 9:20 am

      Snorts! And those lovey dovey eyes were looking up at Jessie’s Girl? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        05/03/2016 at 9:21 am

        Jessie’s Girl always liked a sharp dressed dog…

      • Piglove

        05/03/2016 at 11:39 am

        Snorts with piggy laughter – Yep XOXO – Bacon

  4. Miss Harper Lee

    05/03/2016 at 10:02 am

    When my human daddy isn’t traveling, he works at home. I sort of love home-office days. I get my best sleep under the desk while Daddy yaks away on that phone. The harder the humans work, the harder I sleep. 😉

    • Piglove

      05/03/2016 at 11:40 am

      Oh I agree beautiful. I do the same thing with my dad. I sleep during the day so I’m awake when mom gets home. That way we can play 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  5. dorysbackyard

    05/03/2016 at 10:26 am

    BOL…We sooo understand the watcher. Our pawrents are always sneaking treats and then wondering why the scale doesn’t say what they want it too!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

    • Piglove

      05/03/2016 at 11:41 am

      Exactly! Humans are weird like that aren’t they? I’ve even caught my mom in the kitchen in the middle of the night before. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    05/03/2016 at 11:46 am

    Wait, what the heck? Is that cat for real??? Yikes, mom threw out her back just trying to figure out how the kitty twisted around like that and she does yoga! Holy Marjaryasana (otherwise known as cat pose)!! ღ

    • Piglove

      05/03/2016 at 11:50 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That cat highly impressed me as well my friend. I can’t possibly do that move! XOXO – Bacon

  7. databbiesotrouttowne

    05/03/2016 at 3:01 pm

    deer bacon….we iz wunderin what kinda ZOOM lenz de purrson had on de camera that taked de fotoz oh de bear !!!! we wood bee like ten miles a way !! ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      05/03/2016 at 3:22 pm

      I know! Children will be children for sure around the woods huh? XOXO – Bacon

  8. The Canadian Cats

    05/03/2016 at 6:48 pm

    MOL These guys make my mom and dad look average. MOL


    • Piglove

      05/04/2016 at 10:04 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! Too funny. XOXO – Bacon

  9. majormanafemale

    05/16/2016 at 6:53 pm



This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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