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Bacon’s Show and Tell

29 Apr

Thank you so very much my friends for making Bacon’s Show and Tell a great place to be every month.

This month for Bacon’s Show and Tell we are going to highlight what else but something embarrassing on your humans – snorts with piggy laughter!  Has your humans ever did something so embarrassing to each other that to this day it still stands out?  A joke?  Something that was suppose to be serious but turned out hysterical instead?

This month – I’m giving it to my mom for her tale – hope you enjoy it my friends – snorts with evil laughter.

This happened many, many years ago when I was still single and I was living in my first apartment.  After years of throwing rent out of the window, I decided that it was time to invest in buying my first house.  Jim of course said he would help me with the packing – so nice of him.  He came over after work one day and as I boxed items up, I would tell him what was in them so he could tape the box and write on the outside the items enclosed – you know the typical moving fashion.  He would then stack all of the boxes in my living room awaiting to be moved to their new home.  This went on all day long and we finally got everything boxed up – I was so happy!

The day of the move came and one of my girlfriends husbands owned his own company.  He got his staff to come over and move me down the road to my new house.  As they were moving the boxes, I heard snickers and laughs but I didn’t think of it.  As we got to the new house and was unloaded the boxes, I had them place them all in one of my spare bedrooms so I could unpack them at a later time.  Again, here was the snickers and laughter.

Finally my girlfriends husband took me to the side and he was laughing.  He asked me if I had packed the boxes.  I said that I did and that my boyfriend at the time taped them and wrote was in them.  That’s when my girlfriends husband bent over laughing so hard that he farted.  Yep he farted.  What in the world?!  He finally got himself together and said come here.

He took me to the spare bedroom where his workers were standing around laughing and pointing at my boxes.  My ever so helpful boyfriend instead of writing kitchen items, bedroom, bathroom, clothes or dining room had written such things as porn, soft porn, whips, leather, dildo’s, sex toys, lingerie, etc.

 
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19 responses to “Bacon’s Show and Tell

  1. franhunne4u

    04/29/2016 at 1:41 am

    Wonderful, so the moving men had a field day! And you should have been way cooler, telling them off, as you were sure they had forgotten the boxes with the rack, the handcuffs and the rubber masks, and most important the vaseline and the strap-ons. They would have howled with laughter and YOU would have ruled.

     
    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 10:03 am

      Snorts! Mom says she was so embarrassed she was hoping the ground would swallow her up. Too funny! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • franhunne4u

        04/29/2016 at 11:05 am

        She was not married to him yet. Meanwhile she would be cooler with that!

         
  2. easyweimaraner

    04/29/2016 at 2:46 am

    hahahahaha…. your Jim is simply THE BEST! imagine if you had a strange moving company and not your friends that time… I wonder what they would tell their families in the evening :o)

     
    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 10:05 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think mom mumbled she was going to find the furry handcuffs and use them on daddy and not in a fun way after this happened. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • easyweimaraner

        04/29/2016 at 10:11 am

        hahahaha…. my daddy walked the easy way once… he wrote “miscellaneous” on all boxes… uuuuh :o)

         
      • Piglove

        04/29/2016 at 11:12 am

        Snorts with piggy laughter. Your dad and my dad need a padded room all to themselves – snorts! XOXO – Bacon

         
  3. evilsquirrel13

    04/29/2016 at 3:55 am

    Ha! I wonder if any of them got curious enough to peek in the boxes to see if that’s really what was in there?

     
    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 10:06 am

      Knowing mom, they would have picked the box that contained all of her lingerie. Now *that* would have been hilarious. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. sheilaenglehart

    04/29/2016 at 7:28 am

    And you kept him. Classic.

     
    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 10:07 am

      shaking my head. Yep she kept him and married him. Hard to believe huh? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. hailey and Zaphod

    04/29/2016 at 2:20 pm

    Life lesson, always pack your own boxes. LOL!

     
    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 2:28 pm

      Tell me about it! To this date, mom *always* double checks anything she tells daddy to write on a box. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. gentlestitches

    04/29/2016 at 8:14 pm

    HaHaHaHaHaHa! 😀

     
  7. speedyrabbit

    04/30/2016 at 2:02 am

    Bwaaaahahahahaha that is just to funny,xx Speedy

     
  8. angelswhisper2011

    04/30/2016 at 6:01 am

    Hehehehehe….OMC, this is hilarious… 😀 Pawkisses 🙂 ❤

     
    • Piglove

      05/02/2016 at 1:17 pm

      Only my humans my friend – only my humans – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Tails Around the Ranch

    05/01/2016 at 3:44 pm

    So helpful! 😉

     
    • Piglove

      05/02/2016 at 1:39 pm

      Snorts – he really thought he was being. Heck mom said she couldn’t find her kitchen spoons for weeks afterwards because of the way the boxes were labeled – too funny. XOXO – Bacon

       

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