Why I Gained Weight This Week

28 Apr


Okay I’m a big girl – okay not “BIG” girl but big in the way of I can admit failure from last week and not losing weight.  You see there was the Red Velvet Oreo cookies that I found in the store.  Red Velvet not being one of my favorite flavors but the hub unit’s favorite.  Of course I bought him a bag – what kind of wife would I be not too, right?

So I call him and tell him that I have something special for him that night.  Of course he is a guy with a one track mind so I have to tell him no not that – ha!  But something he will love more – something that is his favorite.

So I hurriedly rush home to give him his bag of Oreo’s.


img_6323So to heck with dinner.  Let’s open these bad boys up and try them.  That’s when we saw that the cookie part was the Red Velvet and the white part of the Oreo was the cream cheese.  We both grab one cookie – you know to test for taste.

At the same time we bit into our cookies.  That’s when we heard the angels sing.  Oh my heavens – these things are fantastic.  Not overly sweet but you can taste the Red Velvet and the cream cheese.  Yes we were hooked and – lowers head – no we didn’t stop at just one.  You can tell by looking at the size of my butt.  It is now the size of Texas.

And shakes head.  I would like to say that the madness stopped there but I would be lying.


Oh no.  That’s when I brought out exhibit 2 from my purchases earlier this day.  Chili Nut M&M’s.  Father, I have sinned.

Let me tell you something my friends.  If you see this in the store, buy them.  They freeze well… I’ve heard.  They are just like regular peanut M&M’s.  They taste wonderful…however, when you swallow you find a little heat coming your way.  Not so much that you run for cover to drink a gallon of milk but enough to say “Hey, welcome to the party.”

So you see my friends, I know why I didn’t lose weight this past week.  Admittance is the first thing, right?  Here’s to a better week this week.

#oreos #redvelvetores #M&M’s #chilinutM&Ms




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38 responses to “Why I Gained Weight This Week

  1. Trisha

    04/28/2016 at 12:58 pm

    Oh my. Red Velvet Oreos. That could be the reason I don’t lose weight next week, now that I know about them! 🙂

    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 12:59 pm

      Oh my friend. Mom/dad they are delicious! They didn’t stay in our house very long. So yummy! XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. And mom apologizes for any weight you might gain once they enter your home – snorts

  2. easyweimaraner

    04/28/2016 at 12:58 pm

    come on the dark side of oreo… they have cookies!!! I just bought oreo milk shakes and oreo cupcakes… but after 2.5 hours on grocery hunt I’m too lazy to make anything tonight… not even a milk shake :o)

    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 1:00 pm

      OMP – the Oreo cupcakes were delicious too – dad loved the white cream in the middle. And we know exactly how you feel after shopping after the market. I’ve heard mom say more than once after doing a big shopping haul, let’s go out to eat tonight – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. hailey and Zaphod

    04/28/2016 at 1:21 pm

    You are making me really, really miss sugar.

    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 1:58 pm

      I’m sorry my friend. Many apologies. Mom shouldn’t be having any either. But I gotta say it’s been a tough couple of weeks for her. XOXO – Bacon

  4. databbiesotrouttowne

    04/28/2016 at 1:34 pm

    guys…yur moms tryin…THATZ what counts ! N while we iz knot sweetz loverz heer, de cookeez due sound good !! ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 1:58 pm

      aaww thanks my sweet friend. She is trying for the most part with hills and mountains to climb. Hopefully things will even out soon and she can really try harder. XOXO – Bacon

  5. lexitheschnauzer

    04/28/2016 at 1:43 pm

    Bacon, I hope you got to sample, well, feast on, the Oreo’s too!

    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 1:59 pm

      Oh I got one. It was simply delicious – OMP! XOXO – Bacon

  6. onespoiledcat

    04/28/2016 at 1:59 pm

    My parents are desperately boring when it comes to snacks and goodies so Mom rarely buys things like that BUTTTTT (and I do mean BUT), these both sounds too delish not to at least SAMPLE. Although I suppose that’s what your parents THOUGHT they would do with them and wound up – well – you know – “over-sampling” !

    Hugs, Sammy

    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 2:03 pm

      Snorts – you are so right cousin. They were so delicious that mom bought extra on both, ziplocked them and hid them in the fridge for some upcoming guests to try. How sweet of mom huh? I just hope they are still in there when the guests get here. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        04/28/2016 at 2:18 pm

        I wouldn’t bet on those snackables being anywhere in sight when your mystery guests get there!!!

      • Piglove

        04/28/2016 at 2:21 pm

        Mom is being strong. It’s the daddy I have to watch out on these things. He has a HUGE sweet tooth. With knowing that, I don’t understand why me and him don’t get along more because you know I drop sweetness – evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • onespoiledcat

        04/28/2016 at 2:49 pm

        I know you drop sweetness dear cousin but it’s not nice to drop it in front of your Dad so he trips over it! 😉

      • Piglove

        04/28/2016 at 3:23 pm

        Snorts with piggy laughter. You know me only too well cousin! XOXO – Bacon

  7. franhunne4u

    04/28/2016 at 3:36 pm

    I think your female human should not feel bad for eating a few cookies and a few nuts – most weeks she is fine, most days of this special weeks she was fine, so it was a well deserved BREAK from the stress of dieting!

    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 3:54 pm

      aaww you are so sweet to say that. Thank you my dear friend!!

      • franhunne4u

        04/28/2016 at 3:57 pm

        We all need a break now and then when we set high standards for ourselves – and she should not think she is especially bad just because she was having that break last week. She took a break from the diet and now she is back and all is fine. No weight loss last week? That can have a thousand reasons – sometimes when on a diet you stay on the same level for longer – that is a very hard time. Do not give up!

      • Piglove

        04/28/2016 at 4:58 pm

        Thanks my sweet friend ❤ I'm definitely not giving up. I appreciate your thoughtfulness and your inspiration ((HUGS))

      • franhunne4u

        04/29/2016 at 1:33 am

        The most surefire way to fail is to only eat what you hate and never have the tiniest amount of goodies.

  8. The Canadian Cats

    04/28/2016 at 6:04 pm

    haha…lordy me….we don’t have either of those here in Prince George….don’t know about the rest of Canada. The red velvet oreos sound awesome and I might just break my calorie count for them. You can keep the M& M’s though. I started watching calories on Saturday and limit myself to 1300- 1500 caloric intake per day. I have lost 3 pounds already and only need to lose about another 20 some odd pounds…ONLY…this will be hard.


    • Piglove

      04/28/2016 at 6:30 pm

      Oh sweet friend. I need to get back to counting calories. It’s just been really stressful here lately. I need to shrug it off and destress. You up for another vacation? LOL. LOVE YA June

  9. sheilaenglehart

    04/28/2016 at 6:44 pm

    This kind of stuff rarely enters my house. I try to only eat it when out. That way I eat less of it because there are witnesses.

    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 9:53 am

      We know exactly how you feel with that my friend – snorts XOXO – Bacon

  10. speedyrabbit

    04/29/2016 at 1:57 am

    oh well here is to another week,I have stayed the same which is frustrating the last few weeks,I shall check today to see if anything has come off,xx Rachel

    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 10:04 am

      Hey my friend – staying the same is a good thing. You hang in there and keeping doing what you are doing. It will come off (hugs) XOXO – Bacon’s mom

  11. gentlestitches

    04/29/2016 at 2:53 am

    I never had an Oreo but I can guarantee if i tried one we would be “going steady” immediately. 😀

    • Piglove

      04/29/2016 at 10:06 am

      Oh my Auntie Sharon. Nodding my head up and down. I think you would be so very right. Mom says she has never met one that she didn’t love. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  12. Nylabluesmum

    05/01/2016 at 12:14 pm

    Oh June there is far too much temptation out there isn’t there? I am allergic to Red Velvet anything so that solves THAT problem for me & I can’t tolerate spicy anything so I will never try those M&M’s.
    However if I EVER find that new Reese’s Mix G-D help the world!!!!
    Oh & chocolate covered pretzels>>>>>never liked them before. Now I can’t get enough of them.
    Forgive me Father I have sinned & I think I just took my friend with me!
    (((Hugs))) Sherri-Ellen

    • Piglove

      05/02/2016 at 1:36 pm

      YES.YOU.DID.SIN! Now I must find the Reese’s Mix and more chocolate covered pretzels. I’ve had the biggest sweet tooth lately with a lot of stress and vacation plans. And of course, keeping secrets. Keeping secrets stress you out don’t they? But good secrets to come so it will all be worth it in the end 🙂 June

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/02/2016 at 1:39 pm

        Yes. We. Did. Sin. ROFWL!!!!!
        Reese’ Mix might only be in th states. Have not seen it here yet….I am waiting….patiently, lol…..
        You like chocolate covered pretzels also? Remember that fabulous snack package you sent a few years ago?? That was AMAZING! It lasted 9 days which was a world record for me, hehehe….
        your secret that you are keeping a secret is safe with me girlfriend!
        (((hugs))) Sherri-Ellen

      • Piglove

        05/02/2016 at 1:50 pm

        Snorts! This is like the mother of all secrets my friend. When it blows, it’s going to blow all over – sounds intriguing huh?

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/02/2016 at 1:52 pm

        When will the secret be revealed?

      • Piglove

        05/02/2016 at 2:02 pm

        End of this month for sure 🙂 It’s HUGE.

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/02/2016 at 2:07 pm

        Should I be worried or happy?

      • Piglove

        05/02/2016 at 4:07 pm

        Happy. Definitely happy and excited. 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

      • Nylabluesmum

        05/02/2016 at 4:50 pm

        OK I can ‘do’ happy!!!!!


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