Dear Bacon

19 Apr

   Dear Bacon – Now listen up little pig.  I read about your antics at different times there at the Hotel Thompson.  You need to nice to those purr things.  Listen to your nana now okay.  Signed Nana Purr Thing

Dear Nana Purr Thing – Ma’am I’m as nice to the purr things as they are to me.  Really – you don’t know how they act to me at times.  They can be devious beyond belief.  And hey thanks for the advice.  I do appreciate it.  And you might want to wash your face – there’s something on it.  Helpful piggy see 🙂

Dear Bacon – Help.  I know it’s my birthday but please explain why my humans just can’t give me a dog biscuit or a bond or something.  Why do they have to dress me up in this ridiculous hat ensemble?  Please explain that to me.  Please and help.  Signed Happy Birthday To Me

Dear Happy Birthday To Me – Trust me my friend.  It could always be worse.  Last year for Houdini’s first birthday he got the works.  Mom dressed him up with a similar hat, a t-shirt and even threw him a party with the neighborhood anipals.  Shaking my piggy head.  It was a rough day for him.  Just take it in and smile.  This day should pass.

  Dear Bacon – Look at me, I’m a cow.  MOO – MOO – MOO.  Do you think I will pass when I go and interview with the Chick-Fil-A cows this afternoon?  Signed Moo in Disguise

Dear Moo in Disguise – Pass what?  I think you are a lovely cow my friend.  Just be careful out in the fields okay.  I’ve heard that cow tipping is a sport these days and humans love to do it.

 Dear Bacon – Oh yes my faithful human.  I’m in a position that I can’t get out of but you go right ahead.  Take a picture, post it on Facebook and share it with your friends.  Make sure the picture shows me in my moment of disgust.  We wouldn’t want you to have a bad picture.  I’ll just sit here with this contraption on my head.  We all know it’s about you and your friends.  I’ll wait patiently sharpening my claws.  You just get back to me as soon as you can okay.  Signed Kitty Waiting for Payback

Dear Kitty Waiting for Payback – Amen my purr thing.  I feel your pain.  Well, not your pain all twisted up in that slinky contraption.  But the pain of the humans taking pictures first and not just any picture – the perfect picture to share on line with everyone.  I think those claws should be sharpened to their finest for a little display of your unhappiness.  Can I send you a file to help you out?  Just let me know okay.

REMEMBER my friends.  Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send me your letters and pictures to my email.  ♥


Posted by on 04/19/2016 in Bacon, Dear Bacon


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23 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Gama

    04/19/2016 at 1:29 am

    Nice pics👍

    • Piglove

      04/19/2016 at 9:15 am

      Thank you sweet friends. These were exceptional letters this week for sure. XOXO – Bacon

      • Gama

        04/19/2016 at 9:18 am

        It’s my pleasure👍

  2. franhunne4u

    04/19/2016 at 1:33 am

    You know, Nana IS right – you should be nice to purr things – REALLY nice. After all they are your feline overlords!

    • Piglove

      04/19/2016 at 9:18 am

      Yeah okay. Sure. Be nice to the purr things. Alrighty then… snorts. XOXO – Bacon

      • franhunne4u

        04/19/2016 at 9:24 am

        The first lesson is: Do not call your feline overlords purr THINGS – or would you like to be reduced to a THING? Or like to be called fillet on legs?
        The next thing is: learn that their claws are SHARP … and you are not faster than them.
        The third lesson is:
        They LIKE being assholes, better not to provoke it!

  3. nanacathy2

    04/19/2016 at 3:01 am

    Tuesday morning with you dear Bacon is one of the highlights of the week! Have a good week.

    • Piglove

      04/19/2016 at 9:18 am

      aaww thanks for that my friend. I really appreciate that sweet comment. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Genevieve Petrillo

    04/19/2016 at 6:24 am

    Happy Birthday, HappyBirthdayToMe. Enjoy it. There’s probably going to be a treat or two, too. Probably not a bond, sadly….

    Love and licks,

  5. Skyler Braveheart

    04/19/2016 at 8:20 am

    Bacon, this weekly piece reminds me of of good I have it! The only time I get accessoried is at my Groomers. After that, a classic jacket in cold weather, or a simple raincoat. Phew, I dodged that bullet, didn’t I. There are other Scotties who are not as fortunate ( and they have loving Hoomans)

    • Piglove

      04/19/2016 at 9:21 am

      aaww thanks my sweet friend. I understand completely about being accessorized. I would rather not but that Houdini here – he really thinks he’s naked without his clothes – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    04/19/2016 at 9:12 am

    Oh my heavens, Bacon…that kitty stuck in the slinky thing is hilarious (with apologies to kitty-land for laughing). Hope they don’t stalk me and cause mischief.
    Your friend,

    • Piglove

      04/19/2016 at 9:21 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter my friend. I have to admit that I snorted too on that one. The poor guy! XOXO – Bacon

  7. easyweimaraner

    04/19/2016 at 9:20 am

    I first thought Mrs. Wildenstein did “it” again as I saw Nana Purr Thing LOL

    • Piglove

      04/19/2016 at 9:22 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! Hilarious for sure. Hope your family is feeling better brother. XOXO – Bacon

  8. lexitheschnauzer

    04/19/2016 at 11:56 am

    Hi Bacon. Mom’s eyes got real big when she saw Nana. Kinda scary, huh? Moo looks great in his cow costume! And I couldn’t help but wonder if Payback Kitty’s humans did that to him just to get the picture….

    • Piglove

      04/20/2016 at 9:32 am

      Snorts – I know! These were awesome letters this week – weren’t they my friend? I kind like Moo – I think he needs to come visit me here at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon

  9. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs

    04/19/2016 at 2:58 pm

    we could make that pig an honoree Cowspotdog 🙂

    • Piglove

      04/20/2016 at 9:34 am

      Squeals! I bet he would love that my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  10. gentlestitches

    04/19/2016 at 8:26 pm

    kitty pay back will be poo in da shoe!

    • Piglove

      04/20/2016 at 9:37 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. eeww – daddy knows that feeling – ha! XOXO – Bacon

  11. evilsquirrel13

    04/20/2016 at 11:08 am

    Nana cat is creeeeeepy! But she’d be worth the eyesore if she’d keep my two cats in line…

    • Piglove

      04/20/2016 at 11:09 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter… as long as she doesn’t come here. Shivers. XOXO – Bacon


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