Dear Bacon – Now listen up little pig. I read about your antics at different times there at the Hotel Thompson. You need to nice to those purr things. Listen to your nana now okay. Signed Nana Purr Thing
Dear Nana Purr Thing – Ma’am I’m as nice to the purr things as they are to me. Really – you don’t know how they act to me at times. They can be devious beyond belief. And hey thanks for the advice. I do appreciate it. And you might want to wash your face – there’s something on it. Helpful piggy see 🙂
Dear Bacon – Help. I know it’s my birthday but please explain why my humans just can’t give me a dog biscuit or a bond or something. Why do they have to dress me up in this ridiculous hat ensemble? Please explain that to me. Please and help. Signed Happy Birthday To Me
Dear Happy Birthday To Me – Trust me my friend. It could always be worse. Last year for Houdini’s first birthday he got the works. Mom dressed him up with a similar hat, a t-shirt and even threw him a party with the neighborhood anipals. Shaking my piggy head. It was a rough day for him. Just take it in and smile. This day should pass.
Dear Bacon – Look at me, I’m a cow. MOO – MOO – MOO. Do you think I will pass when I go and interview with the Chick-Fil-A cows this afternoon? Signed Moo in Disguise
Dear Moo in Disguise – Pass what? I think you are a lovely cow my friend. Just be careful out in the fields okay. I’ve heard that cow tipping is a sport these days and humans love to do it.
Dear Bacon – Oh yes my faithful human. I’m in a position that I can’t get out of but you go right ahead. Take a picture, post it on Facebook and share it with your friends. Make sure the picture shows me in my moment of disgust. We wouldn’t want you to have a bad picture. I’ll just sit here with this contraption on my head. We all know it’s about you and your friends. I’ll wait patiently sharpening my claws. You just get back to me as soon as you can okay. Signed Kitty Waiting for Payback
Dear Kitty Waiting for Payback – Amen my purr thing. I feel your pain. Well, not your pain all twisted up in that slinky contraption. But the pain of the humans taking pictures first and not just any picture – the perfect picture to share on line with everyone. I think those claws should be sharpened to their finest for a little display of your unhappiness. Can I send you a file to help you out? Just let me know okay.
REMEMBER my friends. Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please continue to send me your letters and pictures to my email. ♥