Dear Bacon

12 Apr

 Dear Bacon – Really!?  Have you ever had one of those mornings?  There I was in the bathroom drinking out of my personal fountain when my pops got out of the shower.  Oh have mercy.  I threw my arms in the air like I just didn’t care and told him that I gave.  I mean really.  Should anyone be unfortunate to see their humans getting out of the wet shower… naked.  I think I may need psychiatric help for years after this.  I really thought he was trying to hold me up.  Shaking my purr head.  Signed Hands Up Among Other Things


Dear Hands Up Among Other Things – Thank you my friend.  Now I among all of my faithful readers will now be in psychiatric help right there along with you.  Once has been read can now not be unread and we will all have this visions in our mind.  Thanks for sharing my friend.  I hope therapy helps for all of us – snorts.


  Dear Bacon – Batcat lives.  My shadow says everything.  I am the real Batcat.  Be afraid.  Signed Batcat

Dear Batman – Well there you go then my friend.  The shadow never lies.  You are most definitely Batcat for sure.  Now be very still in that position.  I would hate to see you lose one of your lives since well you know since you are Batcat.


Dear Bacon – Day 3 and the pooches have no clue of my secretive undercover mission here.  I tell you my friend – I have the power!  I get to hear everything that they talk about.  It’s not as exciting as what I thought.  Meows.  Signed Purr Thing on the Downlow

Dear Purr Thing on the Downlow – WOW.  Really they don’t have interesting conversations?  You haven’t heard anything exciting.  Tell us.  What do dogs really think about all day.  You can tell us. It’s about licking themselves isn’t it?  Snorts with piggy laughter.

Dear Bacon – Help me.  If this picture doesn’t scream HELP – how many other ways can I say that?  What human in their right mind would ever think this was awesome or fun for us?  Really?  Tell me the advertising for this contraption didn’t have those words.  Because I’ll tell you something Bacon – it’s not fun.  It’s not awesome.  It’s confining.  It’s hot.  I think I will pee all over my human in disgust.  What say you?  Signed Pussy in a Bubble

Dear Pussy in a Bubble – I’m sitting here just shaking my head my friend.  What moron came up with this idea?  Squeeze a purr thing in a book bag?  Really?  You look like you are counting the ways of getting even.  I kind of agree with peeing all over your human.  Let’s see how water proof that bag is right now.  Betcha he wouldn’t do that again.  Let me know if he does though… oh my!


Dear Bacon – Look pig – even though I’m a dog I have to make my statement.  I’m not just an ordinary Yorkshire Terrier.  I’m much more than that.  I have personality.  I have to make my mark in today’s world.  What better way than having a creative hairstyle.  Hey, humans do it all of the time.  Why can’t us anipals?  Explain that to me huh.  What do you think.  Too Goth?  Not enough Goth?  Should I paint my nails black as well?  Signed Goth In Training

Dear Goth In Training – Let me tell you my friend.  I am impressed and slightly jealous.  I love your look. It gives you style.  It makes you stand out.  It gives you the umph that you need to say, “Hey, I am my own dog.”  I love it and think the little guy here Houdini needs to pay attention to this letter and make a stand for himself.  And yes why not to black nails.  I say you live once, live it to the fullest!


REMEMBER my friends, Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please remember to send me your pictures and letters to my email address.  ♥


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23 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. franhunne4u

    04/12/2016 at 1:05 am

    Dear Goth in Training, you should resign as Trump in Training …

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:46 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. pacificnorthwestgranny

    04/12/2016 at 1:25 am

    TY for the chuckles sweet Bacon.

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:46 am

      Thank you my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  3. nanacathy2

    04/12/2016 at 3:44 am

    Bacon you are the pig! Wisdom and wit I adore you.Batcat, purr thing in a bag seeking revenge and a goth in training. The tears are running down my face, you are hilarious;

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:49 am

      aaww shuffles hooves. Thanks my friend. I really appreciate that awesome compliment. ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  4. easyweimaraner

    04/12/2016 at 4:37 am

    hahaha I feel with you Dear Hands Up Among Other Things… it is a challenge to stand that :o) … I like the hairstyle of Goth in Training… maybe an idea for Houdini?

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:50 am

      Snorts brother! I thought the same thing about Houdini. I wonder what mom/dad would think of it? XOXO – Bacon

  5. Cupcake

    04/12/2016 at 6:04 am

    I never knew the BatSignal could come right inside! Way to go, BatCat!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:53 am

      I know! I was mystified too but the shadow never lies. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  6. Skyler Braveheart

    04/12/2016 at 7:50 am

    No black nails plueeese ! They make me nervous cause they look like dried blood. Of course, since you are Goth, that could be the look you want…….

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:55 am

      Snorts! I’ve seen some black nails with a glitter in them that look absolutely beautiful. But I know the black you speak of too that looks like icky dried blood – eeww. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Fozziemum

    04/12/2016 at 9:00 am

    Oh my Goth in training…looking very much like an 80’s glam rocker…baaaaaa Loves Fozziemum xxx

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:57 am

      Snorts! Don’t you just love that look? I think Houdini would bust a move in it. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  8. evilsquirrel13

    04/12/2016 at 9:47 am

    Pussy in the Bubble looks like the cat that won’t be let out of the bag…

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:58 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. OMP – I can’t breathe. XOXO – Bacon

  9. databbiesotrouttowne

    04/12/2016 at 12:08 pm

    bacon….theeze R sum grate dear bacon letters two day !!! we can total lee ree late ta hands up…last time we saw de food servizz gurl come outta de shower….. we all hurled ~~~~~~~~~
    🙂 🙂 ♥♥♥ talk a bout a waste oh good brekfest ~~

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 1:51 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I feel you my friends. I wanna do the same thing when I see dad. Eeww. XOXO – Bacon

  10. lexitheschnauzer

    04/12/2016 at 1:11 pm

    Dear Bacon, I don’t understand Hands Up, but Mom says she is still trying to shake the image from her head. Purr Thing doesn’t look very happy. Maybe it’s time to give up the undercover work and accept there is nothing to learn there – nothing in those big furry heads. And Goth is super stylish. Maybe Mom will let my eyebrows grow like that…
    Another great one, Bacon.

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 1:52 pm

      Aaww. Thanks my friend. I’m leaving pics of Goth around the Hotel Thompson for his next grooming visit – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  11. dorysbackyard

    04/12/2016 at 2:05 pm

    BOL…We wonder if those pups will ever find out about Purr think on the down low…BOL!!
    Dory. Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 3:22 pm

      Snorts! I know. That’s what I’m wondering. XOXO – Bacon

  12. gentlestitches

    04/12/2016 at 5:09 pm

    Na na na na na Batcat! The shadow knows!


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