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Changing…

11 Apr

Yawns.  What was that noise?  What woke me up?  I lay here in my bed and stretch.  Oh my – either my legs are getting longer or my bed is getting smaller.  What is up with that.  Surely I can’t still be growing.  

Oh yeah…what woke me up?  I opened one eye and looked around.  It’s still dark in here.  Surely it was just my imagination.  That’s when something strange happened.  I had this strong urge – kind of like an internal clock ticking to wake up mom for breakfast.  What?  When did that start happening?  The urge was strong too.  I opened the other eye, sat up and stretched.  Okay – this has to be a dream.  Where the heck am I?  I let my eyes adjust to the darkness and looked around.  No wonder my feet kept hitting the bottom of the bed.  What is this – a toddler bed?  Where am I?  This is not my bedroom.  I look over at a wall – what does that say?  It’s a picture of a pig wearing cow house shoes and states “Moo Shoe Pork Palace”.  Que diable?!

Again, the strong urge to wake up mom.  I don’t wake up mom like this, especially before the birds start singing and it’s still dark outside.  But for some reason the pull is strong to my bedroom door.  That’s when something so weird happened.  I opened my mouth to bark and it didn’t happen.  Instead of a bark it was a squeal and an oink?!  What in the world!  

A few minutes later, my bedroom door opened and I heard a voice say, “Thanks Bacon, time for breakfast.”  Okay, something weird is going on.  First, a cheerful voice telling me it’s breakfast time?  But the voice called me Bacon… then again who cares because they mentioned food.  

I take off down the hallway and stop in my tracks.  What?  Where are my stairs?  There’s nothing here but a long hallway.  I go into the living room and look around but my nose tells me there is food coming from the kitchen.  I poke my head into the kitchen and walk through sniffing.  That’s when the voice tells me, “Hey Sunshine.”  I tell you, I had to look around.  Who is Sunshine?  I’m Easy.  That’s when the voice puts down an amazing looking array of food – eggs?  Oh yeah – I like this room service.  Eggs with spinach and some kind of nuggets.  I quickly snarfed it down and looked up. Now to think of it, the call of nature is like calling big time.  I was at the point of crossing my legs by this time.  Can’t this woman see the whites in my eyes floating?  I need to use the facilities BIG time.  I walk through the kitchen and see the back door.  I brush up against it and plead to this woman.  Finally she gets the drift.  “Oh Bacon, you want to go out and play this early?”  No woman – I need to PEE – let me out – let me out – let the weimaraner out!

I run out the back door and almost fell down the stairs of the porch.  Where am I?  This isn’t my backyard.  Although it does look magical – what is that over in the corner?  Is that a squirrel?  I gotta go meet him and I take off running towards him.  Can you believe the guy doesn’t move.  It’s like he knows me or something.  He even talked!  “Hey Bacon, how’s it going this morning?”  Who is this squirrel?  Before I could say anything he further said, “Well have a great day pig, I gotta go work on some important holidays for your blog.”  What?  Who does he think is, Journalist Rocky the Squirrel – barks atcha my friend.

A talking squirrel – now I’ve seen everything.  I shook myself, marked some territory and went back to the door.  What the heck did I eat last night to give me these illusions?  Those mushrooms had to be psychedelic mushrooms – yeah that’s it.  Remind me to never eat those again – ever!

I went back inside and the woman said, “Time for snuggle time” and kept looking at me.  What?  You think I’m a trained pup or something?  Darn this body – where are these guttural movements coming from?  Before I could stop myself, I jumped up in this woman’s lap and started oinking.  Shaking my head.  I gotta stop eating after 8pm.  It definitely had to be the mushrooms last night?

After a while, she said she had to go to work and did I want my television on in my bedroom?  What a television all to myself in a room all to myself.  You have got to be kidding.  Now this part of the nightmare I could get used to… snorts – I mean barks.  I gotta get my barky thing checked out.  I’m going back to bed.

Something is definitely wrong.

But before I could go back to bed, this man appeared all magically delicious and said, “Hey Bacon, you want a snack?”  What?  I tell you at least my dreams have great room service.  The man gives me this piggy plate full of goodies.

Okay – what is up with this?  I mean there’s all kinds of bacon and piggy stuff.  Sure I know my brother across the pond but why give this kind of stuff to the weimaraner?

If anyone figures out this freaky stuff, please let me know okay and thanks!

 

 

 

 

 

 
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37 responses to “Changing…

  1. onespoiledcat

    04/11/2016 at 3:26 am

    Oh my! Some kind of space warp??? You’ve turned into Bacon and now I must wonder if HE has turned into the WEIM????? EEEEEEK! Looks like you are getting some good food out of the deal but I have to wonder if Bacon will enjoy some of your Mom’s magical cooking???? As long as she doesn’t make cheesecake purrrrrhaps all will survive??????

    Hugs, Sammy

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:18 am

      This is so true. I’m not sure what happened here but yet here I am in the south. The room
      Service is fantastic for sure. XOXO – Easy

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    04/11/2016 at 3:41 am

    hahahaha amazing what things can happen over night, huh? but we are big boys and can handle that much better than Lindsay, right?

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:19 am

      I hope so brother. I’m digging the no stairs and room service. A Weim could get used to this for sure. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. pacificnorthwestgranny

    04/11/2016 at 3:41 am

    Think you two changed bodies in your dream.

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:20 am

      How in the world did this happen? It had to be the mushrooms on my pizza last night. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Animalcouriers

    04/11/2016 at 4:17 am

    So Easy, you enjoyed Bacon’s food, lucky you. Mushrooms sure are dangerous though 😀

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:20 am

      You telling me! Never again will I partake in mushroom land. No way!

       
  5. Charles Huss

    04/11/2016 at 6:08 am

    I have cats that are pigs. I think you will get used to it Easy. 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:21 am

      What in the world happened last night!?

       
  6. Cupcake

    04/11/2016 at 6:14 am

    It’s Freaky Friday, except it’s Monday! My head hurts.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:21 am

      My head is about ready to explode. Someone make it go back. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. The Florida Furkids

    04/11/2016 at 6:43 am

    OMC this is so strange….we can’t imagine what’s happened to you….definitely must be the mushrooms!!

    The Florida Furkids

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:22 am

      It has to be my friends. So freaky indeed. Barks! Dad says its almost lunch time. I’m loving that dude. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. dorysbackyard

    04/11/2016 at 11:00 am

    OMD…Sounds like a Freaky Friday story on Monday!! Could you and Easy have switched bodies???
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 11:23 am

      You think? It’s so weird. I wonder how he’s handling my crib in France? XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. Skyler Braveheart

    04/11/2016 at 12:14 pm

    Did you read Easy’s saga ? He had a very similar adventure…great collaboration!

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 1:15 pm

      I tell you something was so going wrong. Thanks my sweet friend!! XOXO – Bacon or is it Easy today?

       
  10. hailey and Zaphod

    04/11/2016 at 12:28 pm

    Does this mean I have 2 boyfriends now? Hailey, Easy’s gal

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 1:17 pm

      Sure why not. Hogs and snout kisses. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. Tails Around the Ranch

    04/11/2016 at 1:26 pm

    Beam me up Scotty! Sounds like an ‘epawsode’ of Star Trek! ❤

     
  12. speedyrabbit

    04/11/2016 at 2:48 pm

    OMB Easy/Bacon Dream warp,xx Speedy

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 3:05 pm

      Yes it was my little friend. Snorts… Or should I say barks. XOXO – Bacon

       
  13. Nylabluesmum

    04/11/2016 at 3:36 pm

    LadyMum says shee iss goin to stop eatin Choccie Easter Eggss because not onlee did shee see Unccle Bacon on Easy’ss bloggie shee iss seein Easy on yur bloggie Unccle! WAIT!!!!
    MEE iss seein Easy here on yur bloggie!
    WHAT THEE BUUDHAKAT ISS HAPPENIN???????
    Mee an LadyMum are toe-tallee confused now!!!!
    ~~head rubsss~~ Unccle Bacon or iss it Unccle Easy????
    Siddhartha Henry~~

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 7:32 pm

      Snorts….or should I say barks. I think it was something we ate last night. Somehow we ended up in our different places. It’s so weird living the southern life here at the Hotel Thompson.

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        04/15/2016 at 2:43 pm

        It sure seems weerd Houdini an Unccle Bacon…
        LadyMum eated sum more choccie eggss!!! 😉
        ***nose bumpsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

         
  14. The Canadian Cats

    04/11/2016 at 6:57 pm

    MOL….we love it! Two of our favourite guys trading places. Easy will be hooked on southern food now.

    Shoko

     
    • Piglove

      04/11/2016 at 7:34 pm

      I really am my sweet friend. Lots of good munchies here all throughout the day.

       
  15. Fozziemum

    04/12/2016 at 2:09 am

    I think my brain exploded my friend..i mean thos defies gravity..belief and maybe the laws of physics..i need a Bex and a lie down …let me know if you get back to where you are..or were..or could be 😉 loves Fozziemum xxc

     
    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:47 am

      Oh snap! Yesterday was just weird. I know it was the mushrooms on that pizza I had the night before. This morning I woke up and I’m me again – thank goodness. Not that I didn’t have a great time but WOW! XOXO – Bacon

       
  16. gentlestitches

    04/12/2016 at 3:40 am

    I am more confused than ever! I was confused about times and dates around the world, but now I am not sure where everyone is at! o_O

     
    • Piglove

      04/12/2016 at 9:49 am

      Oh Auntie Sharon. It was such a weird day! I remember having pizza the night before with cheese and mushrooms. Then I went to bed and BAM I woke up in France and Easy was here in the south. It was so weird indeed! But today I’m back to being me again. Snorts and oinks! XOXO – Bacon

       
      • gentlestitches

        04/12/2016 at 7:38 pm

        Oh dear! You have to be careful with mushrooms! Some are rumored to be magic! 😀

         
      • Piglove

        04/12/2016 at 8:13 pm

        Snorts. Apparently mine were. Ha! Who knows the next time I have some where I would end up. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • gentlestitches

        04/12/2016 at 8:14 pm

        Oh you might end up in aussieland with fozziemum or me!

         
      • Piglove

        04/12/2016 at 9:34 pm

        Now wouldn’t that be a snort of a good time Auntie Sharon! Just think of the fun we could all have. XOXO – Bacon

         

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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