Dear Bacon

05 Apr


   Dear Bacon – Every night I get into my giant bed, cover up and the most amazing thing happens after that.  Can you believe that my humans try to get in bed with me?  What is up with that?  Sometimes, I let them sleep with me – of course on their own side.  While other nights, I try to push them off.  I mean after all, this is my bed.  Signed Kittybed

Dear Kittybed – How dare your humans try to get into your bed.  Do they at least make the bed every day for you?  I mean heck you know you should be pampered like that.  And it is awfully nice of you to let them in your bed every once in a while.  I wouldn’t make a habit of it though – snorts.

  Dear Bacon – I read last week on Paw Time with Houdini that his football exploded all by itself in the living room of the Hotel Thompson.  Oh I can relate to that problem.  See, I was sleeping on the sofa and when I woke up my bed had exploded all over the living room floor.  Honestly, how do we survive these blow ups?  Shaking my head.  It’s hard being a dog.  Signed Bed Blow Up

Dear Bed Blow Up – WOW!  I’m surprised that you survived this blow up my friend.  Look at all of that in your living room.  I would be screaming your name to make sure you were okay.  And perhaps you need to take a sleep study my friend.  If you slept through all of that, you might have a sleeping problem for sure.  Be safe okay.

Dear Bacon – Help.  This barky thing is highly confused here at my crib.  See, that’s me on the top of *my* cat tree.  Yep, you read that right.  CAT tree.  Why pray tale is there a mutt on my CAT tree?  There is the entire floor for him to lay upon.  Get off of my TREE.  Any advice to get him down?  Signed Cats Rule Dogs Drool

Dear Cats Rule Dogs Drool – What the cream cheese is he doing on your tree?  Even I know that a CAT tree is made for purr things and not barky things.  No way!  I guess you could come down and scratch at him to get him off your tree… maybe some well placed kitty nails will make him think twice about knowing who is really in charge of the tree.  Maybe drop a couple of bombs – hey – whatever you need to do my friend… evil snorts.

   Dear Bacon – Rolls doggy eyes.  I hate this situation my friend  You gotta help me.  Okay, I admit that I was caught peeing… on the cat.  But hey the cat started it.  But the cat didn’t get caught – I did.  So I had to sit on the sofa and listen to the ‘talk’ from my humans on how not to pee on the cat.  Really?  Don’t they know that the problems all started with that purr thing being brought into the house?  Signed Dog in Trouble

Dear Dog in Trouble – You poor thing.  I do relate to this look and almost the same position on the couch.  Those darn purr things are always the vain to our existence.  I really can say that having the two here at the Hotel Thompson.  Don’t worry.  I’m sure you will think of an awesome pay back for your beloved purr thing there… call me if you need help.

Dear Bacon – I don’t understand why my humans were all up in a roar.  I was hungry.  I thought I would fix myself a sandwich.  I can do amazing things with my tongue.  I think personally they are just jealous.  They walked in and caught me in action.  Heck, I offered to fix them one too.  Signed Hungry Hungry Lizard

Dear Hungry Hungry Lizard – Oh my piggy heavens.  Shaking my head my friend.  I just don’t understand why your humans didn’t find your gesture overwhelming.  Really.  What’s a little lizard juice on their sandwich?  It’s so unappreciated for sure.



Remember friends – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please remember to send me your letters and pictures to my email address.  ♥


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28 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Charlie

    04/05/2016 at 2:09 am

    Crikey Bacon ….. sure glad you got them all sorted. They were some tricky problems to advise on, aye?? I think that dog bloke on the cat tree was a bit confused. You’re supposed to chase ’em up those tree things not just sit there like a stuffed dummy.

    • Piglove

      04/05/2016 at 10:15 am

      Snorts! I really do try to help out my fellow anipals. We all have problems, right? We just need to help each other out. And climbing a cat tree – no way. That dog has to be taking something for sure – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  2. evilsquirrel13

    04/05/2016 at 2:12 am

    I’ll bet that lizard gets its own bed just like the cat in the first picture. There’s plenty of room for the humans in the cage…. plus, heat lamp!

    • Piglove

      04/05/2016 at 10:16 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Hey if that lizard was here at the Hotel Thompson, he could have anything he wanted. Just stay far, FAR away from me with that tongue. XOXO – Bacon

      • evilsquirrel13

        04/05/2016 at 10:56 am

        Just think… if he was a chameleon, that might be all you’d see of him was his tongue! Why, you’d never even know he was next to you until…… slurp!

      • Piglove

        04/05/2016 at 12:38 pm

        Oh my piggy heavens above – shivers to mergatroid. Just thinking about it wants me to move – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  3. Cupcake

    04/05/2016 at 6:36 am

    OMGoodness, Cats Rule… If I had a cat and a cat tree here, I would definitely take a shot at sharing it! That thing looks like a blast!

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      04/05/2016 at 10:18 am

      I bet you would beautiful. You could have the first limb and I would dare a purr thing to say anything to you. I would definitely protect you ❤ XOXO – Bacon

  4. Skyler Braveheart

    04/05/2016 at 6:41 am

    Bacon, you are really good at this!

    • Piglove

      04/05/2016 at 10:18 am

      aaww – thanks so much my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  5. easyweimaraner

    04/05/2016 at 9:09 am

    you peed on the cat? … that’s a Cat-astrophe….:o)

    • Piglove

      04/05/2016 at 10:19 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I thought that was great… and daring for sure. XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Did you get my email?

      • easyweimaraner

        04/05/2016 at 10:22 am

        yup… but i got no link… maybe wp needs a little longer?

      • Piglove

        04/05/2016 at 10:44 am

        I just sent another one. See if this one works. Keeping my hooves crossed. XOXO – Bacon

      • easyweimaraner

        04/05/2016 at 10:48 am

        got it!!!! & LOVE IT!!! do you really have such a cool pic on your wall?

      • Piglove

        04/05/2016 at 12:38 pm

        Snorts with piggy laughter – yes I do brother. Daddy jokes about it all of the time. I sent you another email so we can pick a date 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  6. databbiesotrouttowne

    04/05/2016 at 11:18 am

    deer bacon…..we iz kinda scared oh reptilez when they iz az big az uz; sew if we saw that dood in R kitshun WE wood moove !!!!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 ♥♥♥

    • Piglove

      04/05/2016 at 12:40 pm

      I’m with you my friend. Reptiles make me shiver. XOXO – Bacon

  7. dorysbackyard

    04/05/2016 at 11:51 am

    BOL…We agree with Kittybed. Why do humans insist on invading our big bed??! BOL
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

    • Piglove

      04/05/2016 at 12:40 pm

      Amen to that my friends. XOXO – Bacon

  8. lexitheschnauzer

    04/05/2016 at 8:47 pm

    Dear Dog in Trouble, join the crowd. It’s been that kinda day. *sigh*

  9. gentlestitches

    04/06/2016 at 5:24 am

    What a sweet kitty in his big kitty bed. ❤

    • Piglove

      04/06/2016 at 10:54 am

      I know! I just want to climb up and join the party for sure Auntie Sharon. There’s room for all of us, right? XOXO – Bacon

  10. Tails Around the Ranch

    04/06/2016 at 10:38 am

    OMD, Bacon…the Cat Tree Dog is too hilarious. Who’d have thunk it? 😉

    • Piglove

      04/06/2016 at 10:58 am

      I know! That dog has skills that we need to know more about for sure. XOXO – Bacon

  11. The Canadian Cats

    04/06/2016 at 7:06 pm

    I’m alikin’ the cat at the very beginning. She looks similar to Kali and acts like Kali too. I can understand where she is comin’ from cause every night mom gets in the bed beside us and procedes to pet us….we should be petting her and saying it’s ok to come to bed with us….just don’t roll around or we’ll poke you with our needle claws.


    • Piglove

      04/07/2016 at 8:12 am

      You got that right! I mean hey – the beds our ours, right? Just like the sofa, the chaise, the chairs – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon


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