Dear Bacon – What can I say? The ladies love me. And you know what? I love them too. They flock to me and we hang out all of the time. Do you have a following like this? Signed Chick Magnet
Dear Chick Magnet – You do have the talent my friend. That’s a lot of chicks chasing you. There is no way I could please that many at one time I’m more of a one piggy kind of man.
Dear Bacon – Bullies suck. I was at the watering hole and a bunch of teenagers were picking on me calling me twerp and ugly. How could they say I’m ugly? Do I look ugly to you? I came home and cried to my mom. She told me that one day I would grow up to be bigger than them and then we should see who is ugly. Have you ever been bullied? Signed Rhino
Dear Rhino – Dude you are so not ugly or a twerp as they called you. Bullies like to push us around because they have nothing else to do in their lives. Yes I have been there my friend. It is better to turn and walk away knowing that you are more classier than their childish behavior.
Dear Bacon – Oh my goodness! I get it now why these humans play these video games. Dude, they are so totally awesome. I wait until my humans leave for work and then I play for hours. They never know and think their ranking is all by their doing – purrs! If you get a chance, you must play this game. Signed Mario Cart
Dear Mario Cart – That does look like fun my friend. I believe dad has a gaming system around here. I must find it and play. Thanks for the tip. Happy carting!
Dear Bacon – Sometimes you have days that you just don’t make it too far into the house betore you pass out. This was one of those days. I was just dead tired from chasing the mailman all day. You ever have one of those days? Signed Bluejean Bandit
Dear Bluejean Bandit – Yes. I’ve had those days. So has my human mom. Usually they are followed by a glass of wine – snorts. Get some rest my friend because tomorrow is another day!
REMEMBER FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please continue to send me your letters and pictures to my email address.
03/29/2016 at 6:19 am
Mario Cart – you have the right idea, buddy. Sometimes I lay on the remote and “accidentally” record Real Housewives on the DVR.
Love and licks,
03/29/2016 at 9:37 am
Oh my sweets – don’t you just love these ‘accidents’? Sometimes those really make my day. XOXO – Bacon
03/29/2016 at 7:38 am
I always thought to be a chick magnet is a cool thing… but this kind of chicks are too much for just one pup :o)
03/29/2016 at 9:38 am
Tell me about it brother. All of those chicks – there just wouldn’t be enough bacon to go around – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
03/29/2016 at 9:36 am
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!
03/29/2016 at 9:39 am
Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon
The Canadian Cats
03/29/2016 at 3:05 pm
Bacon, these are so funny. The poor guys….problems for them are chuckles for us. Thanks my friend.
03/29/2016 at 4:20 pm
I know my friend. Shaking head. Thankfully we are here to help. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon
03/29/2016 at 3:18 pm
We can’t pick a favorite again this week…although Rhino’s is pretty funny!!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
03/29/2016 at 4:20 pm
Snorts. Another wonderful selection of letters for sure! XOXO – Bacon
03/31/2016 at 3:37 pm
Mew mew mew ‘chick magnet’….too funny! An littul Rhino yur aoorabull…
Grate collum Unccle Bacon……yur so clevurr!!!!
**nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx
04/01/2016 at 8:14 am
aaww thanks my nefkitty. These were a bunch of great letters this week for sure. XOXO – Bacon