Dear Bacon

29 Mar

Dear Bacon – What can I say?  The ladies love me. And you know what?  I love them too.  They flock to me and we hang out all of the time.  Do you have a following like this?  Signed Chick Magnet

Dear Chick Magnet – You do have the talent my friend.  That’s a lot of chicks chasing you.  There is no way I could please that many at one time  I’m more of a one piggy kind of man.

Dear Bacon – Bullies suck.  I was at the watering hole and a bunch of teenagers were picking on me calling me twerp and ugly.  How could they say I’m ugly?  Do I look ugly to you?  I came home and cried to my mom.  She told me that one day I would grow up to be bigger than them and then we should see who is ugly.  Have you ever been bullied?  Signed Rhino

Dear Rhino – Dude you are so not ugly or a twerp as they called you.  Bullies like to push us around because they have nothing else to do in their lives.  Yes I have been there my friend.  It is better to turn and walk away knowing that you are more classier than their childish behavior.


Dear Bacon – Oh my goodness!  I get it now why these humans play these video games.  Dude, they are so totally awesome.  I wait until my humans leave for work and then I play for hours.  They never know and think their ranking is all by their doing – purrs!  If you get a chance, you must play this game.  Signed Mario Cart

Dear Mario Cart – That does look like fun my friend.  I believe dad has a gaming system around here.  I must find it and play.  Thanks for the tip.  Happy carting!


Dear Bacon –  Sometimes you have days that you just don’t make it too far into the house betore you pass out.  This was one of those days.  I was just dead tired from chasing the mailman all day.  You ever have one of those days?  Signed Bluejean Bandit

Dear Bluejean Bandit – Yes.  I’ve had those days.  So has my human mom.  Usually they are followed by a glass of wine – snorts.  Get some rest my friend because tomorrow is another day!

REMEMBER FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send me your letters and pictures to my email address.


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12 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/29/2016 at 6:19 am

    Mario Cart – you have the right idea, buddy. Sometimes I lay on the remote and “accidentally” record Real Housewives on the DVR.

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 9:37 am

      Oh my sweets – don’t you just love these ‘accidents’? Sometimes those really make my day. XOXO – Bacon

  2. easyweimaraner

    03/29/2016 at 7:38 am

    I always thought to be a chick magnet is a cool thing… but this kind of chicks are too much for just one pup :o)

    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 9:38 am

      Tell me about it brother. All of those chicks – there just wouldn’t be enough bacon to go around – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  3. evilsquirrel13

    03/29/2016 at 9:36 am

    I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!

    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 9:39 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter! XOXO – Bacon

  4. The Canadian Cats

    03/29/2016 at 3:05 pm

    Bacon, these are so funny. The poor guys….problems for them are chuckles for us. Thanks my friend.


    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 4:20 pm

      I know my friend. Shaking head. Thankfully we are here to help. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

  5. dorysbackyard

    03/29/2016 at 3:18 pm

    We can’t pick a favorite again this week…although Rhino’s is pretty funny!!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 4:20 pm

      Snorts. Another wonderful selection of letters for sure! XOXO – Bacon

  6. Nylabluesmum

    03/31/2016 at 3:37 pm

    Mew mew mew ‘chick magnet’….too funny! An littul Rhino yur aoorabull…
    Grate collum Unccle Bacon……yur so clevurr!!!!
    **nose bumpsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

    • Piglove

      04/01/2016 at 8:14 am

      aaww thanks my nefkitty. These were a bunch of great letters this week for sure. XOXO – Bacon


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