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Everyone Needs a Good Laugh

27 Mar

Sometimes we just need a good chuckle, a great laugh – something that starts in your belly and makes your snort.  With that in mind, let me see if I can make you laugh, snort or pee on yourself just a tad little bit – snorts with piggy laughter.

Are you ready?  Okay – here they come. 🙂 ❤

  • Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
  • Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
  • Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
  • What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?
  • Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
  • Two pigs robbed a bank.  Why were they caught so quickly?  They squealed on each other.
  • How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
  • What was the name of the hog who was knighted by Sir Arthur? Sir Lunchalot
  • Farmer asked the pigs, “Who raided my vegetable patch?” Piglet says,“Beets me.”
  • What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake
  • What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks.

 

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22 Comments

Posted by on 03/27/2016 in Bacon

 

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22 responses to “Everyone Needs a Good Laugh

  1. speedyrabbit

    03/27/2016 at 2:17 am

    Hehehe some of these are good,xx Speedy

     
    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:42 am

      Snorts. Thanks my pal. I really tried. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    03/27/2016 at 3:05 am

    hahahha brother I love this name Sir LUNCHalot… that sounds promising :o)

     
    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:42 am

      Snorts. I think so too brother. Speaking of which, it’s almost Sir LUNCHalot time. I need to go beg daddy for some grub. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs

    03/27/2016 at 5:51 am

    that are some great jokes 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:41 am

      Snorts. Thanks my friends. I can’t have daddy being the only one with jokes here. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. lapaylor

    03/27/2016 at 10:26 am

    groaning…. oh my, thanks for the chuckle

     
    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:28 am

      Snorts. See daddy is not the only one with a funny bone. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    03/27/2016 at 10:30 am

    Hee, hee Bacon. Such fun. Here’s to a very ‘hoppy’ Easter ❤

     
    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:28 am

      Aaww. Thanks my sweet friend. Hope you had a marvelous Easter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. hailey and Zaphod

    03/27/2016 at 11:29 am

    BOL! Those are good in a bad way!

     
    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:26 am

      Snorts. Thank you. Ha. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. gentlestitches

    03/27/2016 at 8:05 pm

    They are good. I have to join in.
    What will you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
    Jurassic Pork. 😀

     
    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:12 am

      Oh snorts!! I love that Auntie Sharon. I must use it on daddy. Ha! XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Nylabluesmum

    03/28/2016 at 3:09 pm

    MEW MEW MEW oh Unccle Bacon those piggy jokess are so-o funny!!
    LadyMum an mee say #1 iss thee best!!!
    **hi5-ss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry =^,.^=

     
    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 9:02 am

      Snorts! Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. pattisj

    03/29/2016 at 1:50 am

    Who knew there was piggy humor?

     
    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 9:15 am

      Of course – you know me, right? What other piggy do you know does a blog? Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • pattisj

        03/29/2016 at 4:52 pm

        You’re one of a kind – and I mean that in a nice way. 😉

         
      • Piglove

        03/29/2016 at 4:57 pm

        Aaww. Thanks sweets. XOXO – Bacon

         
  10. 25castleson25clouds (@25cson25cs)

    03/29/2016 at 12:32 pm

    Brilliant, i needed those

     
    • Piglove

      03/29/2016 at 12:41 pm

      Snorts – I’m glad you enjoyed them my dear friend. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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