Everyone Needs a Good Laugh

Sometimes we just need a good chuckle, a great laugh – something that starts in your belly and makes your snort.  With that in mind, let me see if I can make you laugh, snort or pee on yourself just a tad little bit – snorts with piggy laughter.

Are you ready?  Okay – here they come. 🙂 ❤

• Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop? He called it “Ham Hocks”.
• Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day? What did they do? They threw a sowprize party.
• Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
• What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?
• Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
• Two pigs robbed a bank.  Why were they caught so quickly?  They squealed on each other.
• How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.
• What was the name of the hog who was knighted by Sir Arthur? Sir Lunchalot
• Farmer asked the pigs, “Who raided my vegetable patch?” Piglet says,“Beets me.”
• What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake
• What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks.