Bacon’s Show and Tell

25 Mar


Hello Friends – Wasn’t last month Bacon’s Show and Tell full of fun and misadventure – snorts with piggy laughter.  I think it was a snort of a great time – especially seeing my daddy taking a potty break.  I mean heck, he’s caught me in film in plenty of embarrassing moments.

I think that since last month was a hoot with all of you too, let’s do a repeat.  Find another embarrassing picture or story of your humans and share with us on

This month the story is about mom and dad.  Hold on my friends – it’s hilarious.

You see mom and dad dated for a long time before they got married.  We all know that.  But this story happens when mom had been together say about five years.  Daddy’s mom/dad took mom/dad out to lunch one weekend.  So there they were at a local Bennigan’s.  They had finished dinner and was fixing to order a dessert.

Bennigan’s at the time had this dessert called Death by Chocolate.  Something so delicious looking – full of frozen ice cream and chocolate and whip cream.  Now as kids would do when they are dating, mom/dad were making goo-goo eyes at each other and flirting.  That’s all they did during their courtship days – rolls piggy eyes.  Out of the blue, dad says to mom, “That whip cream sure would look good on your nipples.”

What in the h-e-hockey sticks did he just say in front of God and everyone?!  I’m telling you my friends.  A mouse could have farted from the kitchen and you would have heard it from the silence that overcame at the table.  Bless mom’s heart because she wanted to be beamed up by Scotty right there.  Dad turned fifty shades of red when he realized that he said that out loud.  And poor dad’s mom/dad – they had to whip their tongues back into their mouths over their son’s sudden lack of judgment.

Of course, there was some explaining to do and years later we can all laugh about it now… somewhat.


Posted by on 03/25/2016 in Bacon, Bacon's Show and Tell


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15 responses to “Bacon’s Show and Tell

  1. franhunne4u

    03/25/2016 at 2:37 am

    Ooh-oh … now those “Did I say that out loud?”moments are really embarrassing!

    • Piglove

      03/25/2016 at 9:56 am

      OMP! Mommy said she thought she would shrivel up and die of embarrassment at the time. Now all of these years later, it is kind of funny and she can snort at it. XOXO – Bacon

      • franhunne4u

        03/25/2016 at 10:32 am

        But it was not even her who said it – it was your human male – who else …

  2. gentlestitches

    03/25/2016 at 3:24 am

    Well “God won’t condemn a man for telling his truth!” (but his relatives might!) LOL!

    • Piglove

      03/25/2016 at 9:56 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. You got that right Auntie Sharon. It was totally hilarious… now. XOXO – Bacon

  3. lapaylor

    03/25/2016 at 9:40 am

    On our walk yesterday, we saw a pig who looked just like Bacon! It was on someone’s porch and the guy said he likes to hang out on the porch but come in to visit in the evenings. The pig was licking the little dog at the time!

    • Piglove

      03/25/2016 at 9:57 am

      OMP – Squeals with delight. It could be my brother huh? That is too hilarious. Did you tell them about me and my talents? XOXO – Bacon

  4. easyweimaraner

    03/25/2016 at 9:49 am

    I wouldn’t care about the people around me… but I would care about the pawrents who were there too hahahaha …. that Scotty huh? he never is there when we REALLY need him to beam us up :o)

    • Piglove

      03/25/2016 at 9:58 am

      Amen brother. My mom said she turned fifty shades of red at that moment and never thought she could look at the parents in the face again. And you can imagine how much back tracking daddy had to do.. snorts. But this just goes to show you that dad has no filter on his mouth from way back – HA! XOXO – Bacon

  5. The Canadian Cats

    03/25/2016 at 2:51 pm

    MOL…get right to the point will ya Bacon’s dad. HAHAHA Love it.


    • Piglove

      03/27/2016 at 6:58 pm

      Hilarious. Mom thought the world would suck her up tight then and there she was so embarrassed. XOXO – Bacon

  6. evilsquirrel13

    03/27/2016 at 10:25 am

    One can only imagine what might have happened had it been the OTHER set of parents who’d invited Mommy and Daddy out…………….

    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:29 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Oh my evil. That would have been hilarious indeed. I could just picture moms dad and what he would have done. Squeals – it would have been great. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    03/27/2016 at 11:20 am

    All embarrassing photos at the ranch shall remain under heavy guard-never to be seen. 😉

    • Piglove

      03/28/2016 at 11:27 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. And that’s the way they should be… Unless you have me – ninja piggy – living there that can access everything. Evil snorts. XOXO – Bacon


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