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Dear Bacon

22 Mar

Dear Bacon – I can explain.  Really I can.  You see, I was really helping my mom out. She kept talking about how much she hated the wallpaper in the hallway.  I just thought I would help her out with it.  You understand, right?  Signed Busted

Dear Busted – I understand completely my friend.  You see, my mom was like that last year about the linoleum in the kitchen.  She talked about how much she hated it – just as imagine your mom did about the wallpaper.  One day, I used my powerful snout and helped pull up a HUGE piece in the middle of the kitchen floor when daddy wasn’t looking.  Like your mom, mine was not too happy with me in the beginning.  But in the end when she had the floor re-done professionally she told me I did a great job in pushing her to get it done.  Give your mom some time.  Surely she will see the bigger picture later and thank you.


Dear Bacon – Have you ever been so tired that you just sleep where you are?  Like in this picture, it just *hit* me out of the blue and I couldn’t move another paw.  I was just tired out.  Signed Balancing Act

Dear Balancing Act – You do have some unique powers there my friend.  I could *never* balance my little piggy body like that and sleep without fear of falling.  Although, I have been known to just tumble over in pure exhaustion… usually after chasing the purr things here at the Hotel Thompson.  Snorts.


Dear Bacon – My humans are crazy.  You don’t believe me?  Look at this outfit.  Have you ever seen something so outrageously stupid?  I’m so embarrassed.  A onesie maybe – but this covering my head/ears… help.  Signed Help Me

Dear Help Me – I get it.  I really do.  One or the other – not both in the same outfit.  But you know in a way, you kind of remind me of a giraffe.  Not that I’m hating on you.  I think it’s kind of adorable.  Maybe safe the outfit for Halloween – it’s not too far away.  Yes I think that is it.  Use that outfit to your advantage for Halloween.  Stay cool my friend and have fun.

.


Dear Bacon – OMD!  Every time I get in the car with my human dad, this is the look I get on my face.  You gotta help me pig.  My dad thinks he is the all time best driver in the world and wants to drive Nascar.  I’m telling you, you are safer in the streets than on the sidewalks with him coming down the road.  Help me!  Signed Frozen in Shock

Dear Frozen in Shock – Dude, your dad has got to be a really bad driver with that look of fear on your face.  Are you sure he wasn’t like doing a movie or something.  Priceless my friend – just priceless.  Maybe you should hide his keys next time.  Maybe you should beg your mother to drive instead.  Maybe you should say you didn’t feel up to a drive and stay home.  I know I would if my mom drove like your dad – snorts with piggy laughter.  But if you must go, buckle up and close your eyes tight.  Stay safe!


Dear Bacon –  Shaking doggy head.  I didn’t think I would end up like this but I have.  I needed to make some extra money to keep me in treats.  So, I did what every respectful dog would do. – I started a babysitting job.  I have sunk so low.  Five purr things a day – five days a week.  They are wearing me out!  They think I’m their own personal jungle gym.  Any suggestions?  Signed Sit for You

Dear Sit for You – How about a game of hide and go seek… of course inside so the little tykes can’t get into much trouble.  That way, they are off of you and hiding – hopefully for hours – snorts with piggy laughter.  Have fun my friend!


REMEMBER FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send your letters and pictures to me at my email. 🙂

 

 
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27 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. easyweimaraner

    03/22/2016 at 3:22 am

    Dear Busted… please come over and help my momma with removing the wallpapers…we need you… and we have treats… so hop over asap :o)

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 8:58 am

      Treats brother? Heck, I’ll start packing a bag now to help your mom out. This snout of mine is a powerful tool. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. The Florida Furkids

    03/22/2016 at 5:24 am

    Dear Frozen,
    we get the same look when Dad is driving!!

    The Florida Furkids

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 8:58 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Me too with my dad – XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Genevieve Petrillo

    03/22/2016 at 6:14 am

    I feel you, Help Me. Moms have no understanding of how important our ears are. They canNOT just be tucked away in a random giraffe sweater! Ugh. Humans!

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 8:59 am

      Exactly. Ears are precious to us. We have super power hearing with them. How dare a human prevent us from hearing that potato chip bag being opened from two states over – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. angelswhisper2011

    03/22/2016 at 6:23 am

    OMC We are having a blast… 😀 We look up on you, Sit for you 😀 Pawkisses for a Happy Spring 🙂 ❤

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 8:59 am

      Snorts – he is a totally cool babysitter… or should I say kitty sitter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. lexitheschnauzer

    03/22/2016 at 6:30 am

    Dear Busted: You missed a piece.

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 9:00 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Sarge

    03/22/2016 at 8:48 am

    Hey Bacon!
    Wow, I thought I had troubles! Holy moley.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 9:01 am

      Snorts – I know my friend. Me too. XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Tails Around the Ranch

    03/22/2016 at 11:32 am

    Yikes, Busted! You’re a 4 paw wallpaper wrecking crew. That said, it WAS kind of gross wallpaper so at least you have excellent design sense. 😉

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 12:04 pm

      Snorts – I thought so too. Just like my incident with the kitchen linoleum. We are just trying to help out with the disgusting – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  8. Skyler Braveheart

    03/22/2016 at 12:12 pm

    Dear Busted & Bacon, Let us all rejoice that Busted wasn’t ” helping” with lead based paint….. Yours in good health, Skyler Braveheart

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 12:14 pm

      Snorts! Amen to that my friend – AMEN! XOXO – Bacon

       
  9. dorysbackyard

    03/22/2016 at 3:17 pm

    BOL!! What a fun collection of letters this week!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

     
    • Piglove

      03/22/2016 at 3:50 pm

      Thanks my sweet friends. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon

       
  10. evilsquirrel13

    03/22/2016 at 10:23 pm

    Backseat drivers like that are always overreacting to everything!

     
    • Piglove

      03/23/2016 at 10:22 am

      But of course they are. Can you imagine if they were in the front passenger seat. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  11. gentlestitches

    03/23/2016 at 8:27 am

    oh those kittehs are so squeeeee! I wanna be their baby sitter! 😀

     
    • Piglove

      03/23/2016 at 10:25 am

      I know! They are so adorable acting. Heck, I want to be their jungle gym. XOXO – Bacon

       
  12. Nylabluesmum

    03/31/2016 at 3:46 pm

    Thee doggies have IT Unccle Bacon! LadyMum sayss her Husky/Shepherd used to strip wall papurr off thee walls to assist all so!
    An thee Husky inn thee last foto sure has his pawss FULL!!!!! 😉
    Furabuluss collum again….
    ~~head rubsss~~ neffkitty Siddhartha Henry~~

     
    • Piglove

      04/01/2016 at 8:17 am

      Snorts! Hey – we are here to help our humans, right? I helped mom get the linoleum off of the kitchen floor before our reconstruction last year. Hey – anything we can do to help. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • Nylabluesmum

        04/01/2016 at 2:03 pm

        😉 Mee told LadyMum mee scratchin thee screen iss so shee getss propurr pet furendlee screenss inside….so thee bedroom gotted dun….it will cost ALOT MORE fur thee patio screen so maybe mee not ‘help’ so much! An mee iss werkin on thee drapes so shee buyss neww black-out drapess, mew mew mew…mee iss all about home deck-oratin Unccle! Just like you!!

         
      • Piglove

        04/04/2016 at 9:29 am

        Snorts me smart nefkitty. You got the plan worked out totally. We gotta help our humans within reason or to just put a little fire under their feet. XOXO – Bacon

         
      • Nylabluesmum

        04/04/2016 at 3:11 pm

        Wee sure do Unccle…have to ‘help out’…
        Mew mew mew….

         

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