Dear Bacon – Hiding Special

08 Mar

Dear Bacon – The dog – he’s so pesky here at my house.  He is always following me around, sniffing at me and touching me with his doggy cooties.  I’ve found the perfect spot to hide from him.  He can’t find me – honestly.  This must be like the invisibility cloak or something.  He just whimpers around looking… silly dog.  Signed You Can’t See Me

Dear You Can’t See Me – What?  I don’t see you in the picture my friend.  It has to be the perfect hiding spot.  And I agree with you about the dog things.  They can be pesky.  I have one here too.  I’ll have to remember your invisibility cloak and see if that can work for me.  Oh my goodness – if it does – you are a God!  Take it easy my friend.

Dear Bacon – Believe it or not but I stood here in the corner of mom’s bedroom like this for almost an hour while she was ‘looking’ for me.  I thought it was hilarious.  She even brought out the treats but I stood still just to see what kind of detective she is.  Trust me.  She is not Agatha Christie.  Meows.  Gotta run now so she doesn’t discover my ‘new’ spot of hiding in the open.  Signed HA Meow

Dear HA Meow – I have to give this to you my friend.  You cats are like the best in hiding – you are silent stalkers.  I could just see you standing in that corner and then swiping out at your mom and her jumping on the ceiling.  WOW – to have that kind of power.  I bow at you.  I really do.

Dear Bacon – Sometimes the best defense is an open defense.  Sometimes humans are always wanting to ‘look’ for you but they never really ‘look’ in the open.  Do you follow me pig?  Sometimes if one just sits quietly enough you are overlooked.  When you are overlooked then your eyes are opened to your surroundings.  Does that make sense?  Trust me on this.  So the next time it’s kind of wild there at the Hotel Thompson, sit back, be quiet and still and watch ever so gently at others.  You’ll learn a lot of things.  Signed Confucius

Dear Confucius – Deal.  I followed you completed on that my friend.  I shall do just the same and see what enlightening I partake.  Thanks for the awesome advice.

Dear Bacon – Sometimes a girl just needs a little lace in her life to make her feel so pretty.  What better way than a curtain, right?  If you don’t think it makes you feel pretty, maybe you should try it and see.  I won’t tell.  Signed See No Evil

Dear See No Evil – Okay – but don’t tell anyone.  I will try this tonight when everyone is asleep.  You do kind of look pretty…. for a purr thing.


Dear Bacon – The perfect hiding spot – under the bed.  You can’t see me.  My head is hidden.  This means that the humans will *never* find me.  Signed Hiding Tail

Dear Hiding Tail – I hate to tell you this my friend but I can see that tail of yours.  You do realize what that means, right?  If I can see your tail, you are not hiding – snorts with piggy laughter.  Happy better hiding place.



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21 responses to “Dear Bacon – Hiding Special

  1. easyweimaraner

    03/08/2016 at 12:52 pm

    I bet all that cats read Hercule Purr-iot, the courtains are a pawsome hiding place… eggs-cept they are transpawrent, right Ha Meow ?

    • Piglove

      03/08/2016 at 1:31 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Brother – these cats *know* they are invisible. We are much smarter than them, right? XOXO – Bacon

  2. databbiesotrouttowne

    03/08/2016 at 1:03 pm

    we catz due lovez R curtinz……. ♥♥♥ 🙂 shredded ones de best !!!!!

    • Piglove

      03/08/2016 at 1:31 pm

      Snorts! Now that I would like to see you do my friend… 🙂 XOXo – Bacon

  3. Micki Allen

    03/08/2016 at 1:22 pm

    HA! Adorable “hidden” kitties.

    • Piglove

      03/08/2016 at 1:31 pm

      Thank my friend. This was indeed an exceptional week for Dear Bacon letters. XOXO – Bacon

  4. CarolMaeWY

    03/08/2016 at 1:49 pm

    Jasmine hides behind a plant. But if I sent a pic it would just look like a plant. ~^..^~

    • Piglove

      03/08/2016 at 2:38 pm

      Snorts! Jasmine is very talented… unlike some of these cats I’ve seen around here today… looking innocent. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs

    03/08/2016 at 3:54 pm

    wonder what it was that was hiding – we couldn’t see anything 🙂 🙂 🙂

    • Piglove

      03/08/2016 at 4:32 pm

      I know – for real huh? These guys are good… I think. Snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  6. hairballexpress

    03/08/2016 at 8:21 pm

    Mol!😸 Love it! Great job, Bacon!

    • Piglove

      03/09/2016 at 10:34 am

      Thanks my sweet friend. XOXO – Bacon

  7. lexitheschnauzer

    03/08/2016 at 9:21 pm

    When it’s bath time I hide in my kennel – way, way back in my kennel.

    • Piglove

      03/09/2016 at 10:34 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I saw MouseGirl – our girl purr thing here – hiding in the way back of my kennel the other day. She was hiding from mom who wanted to take her to the kitty spa. Hilarious! XOXO – Bacon

  8. franhunne4u

    03/09/2016 at 1:55 am

    Last Saturdy my tom was hiding under the cover of the sofa. My guests were surprised when he came out indeed – they thought he must have come out earlier and hid in the bedroom, the fold of the blanket looked so unoccupied! I kind of KNEW he was still under there so I warned them not to sit on the sofa …

    • Piglove

      03/09/2016 at 10:42 am

      Too fun!! I love how these purr things can hide so indiscreetly. Our purr things here try but Mouse Girl is so big she can’t hide much – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  9. evilsquirrel13

    03/09/2016 at 3:25 am

    The pus… er, cat hiding behind the see through curtain picture has just stirred up the dirty portion of my mind!

    • Piglove

      03/09/2016 at 10:47 am

      Snorts – you are an evil little creation aren’t you my friend? I like it! XOXO – Bacon
      P.S. Did you get my email I sent to you?

      • evilsquirrel13

        03/09/2016 at 11:04 am

        Yes, I see one from you! I finally checked the 2 day backlog in my email this morning, but still haven’t gotten around to reading any of it! I’ll check it out when I get back from lunch…

      • Piglove

        03/09/2016 at 11:28 am

        Awesome – we thought about you in one of our Travels in the South. Snorts. XOXO – Bacon


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