Dear Bacon

01 Mar

Dear Bacon – Darn that pesky cat.  She dared me to stick my head under the privacy fence to look at Bob.  Well you know I’m not one not to take a challenge so I did it.  Well guess what?  My head is stuck.  Bob tried everything he could to get me un-stuck but nothing.  I know I heard that pesky purr thing clicking pictures to post on line.  This does mean war.  Any suggestions?  Signed Stuck Between a Rock and Hard Place

Dear Stuck Between a Rock and Hard Place – Here’s what I would do… not that I’ve done anything like this before – looks innocent.  When the purr things goes to sleep, find the camera and change your face picture of being stuck to the purr things face.  Then put that picture all over the place.  Fair is fair, right?  Snorts.

  Dear Bacon – OMC – Make the winter go away please.  It is so cold in my part of the world – this is how you will find me every night – trying to touch the heat waves.  Is it still cold there in your part of the world?  Signed Stretch

Dear Stretch – Shaking my piggy head.  I am so with you my friend.  Some days are great – perfect temperature and skies.  While other days, the rain is falling and it is cold.  Hopefully soon Mother Nature will make up her mind and pick one season to stick to… I hope.

  Dear Bacon – What’s up?!  I just know you are eating or drinking something wonderful on the other side of this fence.  Just put it right there okay… right there on my tongue.  Many thanks!  Signed Beggar

Dear Beggar – If only I had something my friend, I would surely share with you.  Heck, if you lived closer, I would go get you an poochie ice cream.  Mom always makes sure that Houdini has some in the freezer.  They don’t taste that bad at all – I know cause I’ve had one.  Hope you get something soon.  Hang in there… well don’t hang.  Maybe take your tongue out of the hole.

  Dear Bacon – I tell my human this all of the time.  “Oh no don’t stop.  I love hearing all about your break ups and fights with your boyfriend.  You have my solid attention – do go on.  I’m sitting here just totally enthralled.  I would give you a hug but look – I’m caged.”  Signed Attention

Dear Attention – Snorts with piggy laughter.  Does this work?  Does your human take you out for a little hug?  I mean heck they should because you do look like you are giving them your full attention.  I’m really touched – snorts.


 Dear Bacon – My human thought he was dreaming last night but it really was me in person scaring him.  Evil Purrs.  I dressed up like a doctor and put a light over his face.  Surely he thought he was going into surgery.  It was really hilarious.  For a human, he can’t jump pretty high.  Have you ever fooled your humans like this?  Signed Mischief

Dear Mischief – I like the way you think my friend.  Every chance I get it, you know I pick on my human father.  Our relationship is deep and has many levels.  Both of us think that we are the alpha here at the Hotel Thompson.  But we all know who that really is, right?  Keep up the great work my friend.  I’m highly impressed with your young abilities.



REMEMBER MY FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please keep sending me your letters and pictures to my email.


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18 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. franhunne4u

    03/01/2016 at 2:07 am

    “Both of us think that we are the alpha here at the Hotel Thompson. But we all know who that really is, right? ”
    Yes, that purr thing that can beat the sh** out of you, Bacon, that is the real alpha!

    • Piglove

      03/01/2016 at 10:05 am

      OMP – Bravo – Bravo – you are so right my friend. Lowers head – Hemi is the alpha good and solid – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  2. Cupcake

    03/01/2016 at 5:32 am

    Great advice for Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place, B. That’ll teach that kitty a lesson….

    Love and licks,

    • Piglove

      03/01/2016 at 9:56 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I think it just might. XOXO – Bacon

  3. easyweimaraner

    03/01/2016 at 7:11 am

    to call that “bad karma” would be an understaement, right Stuck?

    • Piglove

      03/01/2016 at 9:57 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. I can just imagine what that pay back picture will look like brother. XOXO – Bacon

  4. Nylabluesmum

    03/01/2016 at 1:19 pm

    Mee reelatess to hee orange kittyboy about thee cold! Is sfreezin an snowin here still….. An mee should try to bee a Kitty Docktur…that wood bee heelareuss!!
    Mee finkss that littul critter iss adoorabull…..iss hee a Hammyster?? Mee should get one fur LadyMum so it could lissen to her 😉
    Just sayin……..mew mew mew…..
    Fankss fur a grate colum Unccle Bacon!
    **paw patsss** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxx

    • Piglove

      03/01/2016 at 2:29 pm

      Snorts! Oh my nefkitty – you always bring a smile to my piggy face. That is a hamster. He listens so intently doesn’t he? My mom would like that too – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

  5. Tails Around the Ranch

    03/01/2016 at 2:40 pm

    Oh my, being stuck like that could be ‘pawblematic.’

    • Piglove

      03/01/2016 at 3:17 pm

      Snorts – oh yes indeed it could. Poor guy. XOXO – Bacon

  6. lexitheschnauzer

    03/01/2016 at 3:54 pm

    Still lovin’ these. Not that I would ever have an embarrassing antic, or need help….

    • Piglove

      03/01/2016 at 4:08 pm

      Snorts with piggy laughter. Thanks my friend. XOXO – Bacon

  7. Skyler Braveheart

    03/01/2016 at 8:28 pm

    Well here’s my “problem”. When Mama gets a package, the post lady leaves me a dog treat. So how can I get Mama to get more packages? I do get plenty of treats, but there’s always room for more……..

    • Piglove

      03/02/2016 at 10:35 am

      oohh I so believe you my friend. One can *never* have too many treats or friends. I say mail yourself a bunch of packages 🙂 You can do this with the help of friends. It’s a win-win situation for you and your mom, right? XOXO – Bacon

      • Skyler Braveheart

        03/02/2016 at 12:23 pm

        BINGO Bacon! I knew I could count on you for the best way to handle the situation! Gratefully, Skyler B

      • Piglove

        03/02/2016 at 12:49 pm

        Anytime my dear sweet friend – anytime 🙂 XOXO – Bacon

  8. evilsquirrel13

    03/03/2016 at 2:37 am

    Given the way cats clean themselves, I would question whether Dr. Mischief is truly sterile or not before the operation…

    • Piglove

      03/03/2016 at 9:40 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. That is very true. I wouldn’t want to be the patient on that table. XOXO – Bacon


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