Dear Bacon – Okay I admit it. I’m in a predicament… some would say stuck between a limb and another limb. I blame it on these pesky squirrels that seem to have taken over my yard. I was
chasing showing one how to get out and he jumped in the tree. I followed. I know you have Journalist Rocky the Squirrel that lives in your backyard. Any suggestions on keeping the little rats squirrels out of my kingdom? Signed Hanging
Dear Hanging – Well you do look kind of uncomfortable there my friend. The first thing is to get to know those squirrels. I assure you they are not as pesky as you think. Really – I assure you. Make friends – you will be surprised what they will do for you think. Journalist Rocky the Squirrel and his clan keep out the other unwanted dogs and purr things from my kingdom 🙂
Dear Bacon – Honestly this is *not* what it looks like. I wasn’t kicking anyone. I wasn’t having a momentarily lapse of judgement. I wasn’t going crazy. You’re going to laugh when I tell you what I was doing. Really – are you ready? I was learning how to swing dance. Yep, swing dance. It works much better with a partner but I was practicing my moves. What do you think about that little pig? Signed Swinger
Dear Swinger – I am highly impressed my friend. Really I am. That is such a hard dance to learn and I’m impressed that you are doing it. If my hips could move like that, I would so join up for lessons with you.
Dear Bacon – I’m sitting in a pan I am. It’s the pan for the dog who is a hog (no offense). He chases me and tries to sting me like a bee. He no eat until he kisses my feet. Signed Seuss Without a Rhyme
Dear Seuss Without a Rhyme – Snorts! No offense taken. I get it. You and the dog are frenemies. You keep your enemies close to you to know what they are up to – usually no good. Instead of sitting in his bowl, perhaps hide that huge bowl. No bowl to fill, no food to eat and you can act all innocent like you don’t know what they are talking about when they ask what happened to his bowl. See where I’m going with this? Cause you know after a while, it’s going to get boring sitting in an empty bowl. Unless nature calls… then you have something to fill.
Dear Bacon – I’m telling you, I’m innocent! I got this pillow off of the master’s bed. He uses it every night and I thought it would help me sleep too. I went to sleep and then the next thing I knew the master was home asking me what I did. Really, I did nothing but sleep. The pillow must have exploded all by itself! Signed Innocent
Dear Innocent – I can see by the look on your face that you are not guilty at all. Nope. That is not the look of guilt. I do believe you. I think you were sleeping and minding your own business. What probably happened is that maybe your inner dog came out while you were sleeping during one of your dreams. I know this first hoof because I have a deviled ham side that comes out from time to time. Shivers – and trust me my friend. He is a little stinker. So, off you go now to explain that to your master. I know he will just have to understand.
Dear Bacon – Oh dear mercy to the heavens. Please help me. My humans have went over the deep end. Signed Fill in for Nicki Minaji
Dear Fill in for Nicki Minaji – Hubba – Hubba. Look at you my sweet friend. I think you got the looks and the skills to pull this off. I wouldn’t be upset with your humans – I would tell them that if they are going to dress you up like Ms. Minaji, then they have to treat you like the star she is!
REMEMBER FRIENDS – Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU. Please remember to send me your pictures and letters to my email ❤
02/02/2016 at 9:05 am
This seroiusly lightens up a very dark, cloudy, overhung, rainy, and windy day!
02/02/2016 at 10:14 am
aaww thank you my friend. I really appreciate that. XOXO – Bacon
02/02/2016 at 10:21 am
I always love all the effort you put into your “Dear Bacon”-posts. What do you need to as contribution – just a silly photo? Or a “question”, too?
02/02/2016 at 9:55 am
what a great ballet poster that would be. The words, dance for the fun of it!
Bacon, tell your mom she can get a fluffy hot pink sweater at Lord and Taylors on sale, and we’ll be twins. Leeanna
02/02/2016 at 10:15 am
Got it. I’m going to “borrow” dad’s credit card – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon
02/02/2016 at 10:15 am
Mew mew mew oh thee doggiess sure got themselves into sum purrdicamintss didn’t they Unccle Bacon??? An that Kat iss berry berry clevurr 😉
An can doggiess REELLY ‘Swing Dance’??????
***paw patsss*** neffkitty Siddhartha Henry xxxx
02/02/2016 at 12:26 pm
Snorts with piggy laughter. I think doggies can really swing dance – this guy seems to be doing a swell performance don’t you think? Kind of makes me want to try. XOXO – Bacon
02/02/2016 at 11:12 am
Love this! Made my day!
02/02/2016 at 12:27 pm
aaww thanks my sweet friend! XOXO – Bacon
02/02/2016 at 12:16 pm
We are laughing and laughing.
02/02/2016 at 12:30 pm
Snorts! Thanks my sweet friends. XOXO – Bacon
02/02/2016 at 12:25 pm
Dear Bacon are our favorite posts. Please keep them coming.
02/02/2016 at 12:31 pm
aaww thank you very much. I really appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon
02/02/2016 at 3:16 pm
02/02/2016 at 10:26 pm
Thank you for sticking up for us fine, upstanding squirrels who find it funny that dogs think that our territory is actually theirs!
02/03/2016 at 8:42 am
Amen to that. I have to take up for all the squirrels out there. Not all squirrels are bad – we know that first hoof. XOXO – Bacon