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Dear Bacon

12 Jan

Dear Bacon – What are friends?  Friends let you have the soft spot so that you can snuggle down and sleep.  This is my pal Henry.  He is the bestest friend in the entire world.  I was so tired and he didn’t want me to sleep on the hard ground so he offered his back just like a perfect gentleman.  I want your readers to take note – always put your friends first.  Signed Betsy

Dear Betsy – That is absolutely wonderful and delightful to see.  Friendship is so important and that my friend is awesome to see in today’s time and day.  I know that if someone wanted a soft place to sleep, I would gladly give up my back for a couple of hours or so.  I say spread the news – more love and less hate!


  Dear Bacon – Hey pal.  This is me at the spa.  I love the spa treatments but I hate water in my ears.  So my spa lady, she came up with the best idea – a shower cap.  Might I say this is genius!  And yeah, if you look closely in m picture you will also see my spa buddy – my rubber ducky – hanging out with me.  Do you have this much at the spa?  Signed Dewey

Dear Dewey – WOW – No my friend.  I can’t say that I personally have that much fun at the spa.  Now my little brother Houdini, he might.  Last time he went to the spa, mom walked in on him chatting up with a cute little poodle that he met.  I’ve heard that the spa is the next best thing to Animal Harmony in meeting other anipals.  Let me know – have you found love there at your spa?


  Dear Bacon – I admit it.  I didn’t jump hard or far enough.  I was shooting for the table where there was some food.  I may have underestimated and hit the garbage can.  Yep the humans heard.  Nope they didn’t help.  Of course they had to take a picture of my unfortunate landing for Facebook before rescuing me.  Isn’t that some kind of goat abuse or something?  Signed Merlin

Dear Merlin – Really?  Your humans took a picture of your unfortunate landing huh?  Well, might I suggest the next time your humans get – what does my mommy call it – tossed, take their picture.  What?  You don’t know what tossed is?  That’s when the humans drink that alcohol stuff too much and act whacky.  My mom calls it tossed.  Apparently they act worse then some anipals we know when they do this.  Have your camera aimed and ready to shoot their pictures my friends.  Karma is payback – snorts.


Dear Bacon – What?  The humans left me alone all day long in this tiny little area to entertain myself while they went to work.  First up, no toys.  Therefore I had to find my own.  I can’t help it that those paper towels decided to blow up during our adventures together.  At least I didn’t destroy what the humans call their crap paper.  See, I’ve read on your Dear Bacon issues how important those rolls are to humans.  I still don’t get it.  We just crap and kick over it – done.  End of discussion.  Second up, there were lots of interesting wires and tube looking things behind the so called washer and dryer.  At least they didn’t start anything with me to finish.  So basically, I was a good dog, right?  So where’s my treat?  Signed Jinx

Dear Jinx – I like the way you think my friend.  If those towels had not talked back, they would still be worthy opponents this day.  I find no fault with that whatsoever.  And I do agree with you on the other.  I myself find the “crap and kick over” method worthy of moving along.  I mean heck I think if more humans did that, they would be a lot less stressed.  Maybe we can start a campaign or something?


  Dear Bacon – Get in the car and let’s go!  I heard that Petsmart is giving out free cat treats to the first 100 customers.  They didn’t say those customers had to be humans.  We can do this – I can drive this car – sure I can.  BEEP BEEP Get out of the way humans.  Signed Felix

Dear Felix – You know I think I’m with you.  That’s honesty in advertising.  If they didn’t say humans, why not?  I wonder if I can pick up a few treats and toys while we are there.  I’ll grab dad’s credit card just in case.  I’ll be ready in five minutes!

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REMEMBER my friends, Dear Bacon can’t happen without YOU.  Please continue to send me your letters and pictures via email. ❤ 

 
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19 responses to “Dear Bacon

  1. Giovannoni Claudine

    01/12/2016 at 2:31 am

    🙂 really cute photographies! Thank for sharing… by the way, I’m sure we can learn so much from the animal about caring for each other… sharing… compassion…
    Serenity :-)claudine

     
    • Piglove

      01/12/2016 at 10:32 am

      Yes we can. We all have to support each other – humans and anipals. Thanks for reading! XOXO – Bacon

       
  2. easyweimaraner

    01/12/2016 at 6:39 am

    no worries Felix you can maneuvre that ride, I’m sure… and I bet you are better than some two-leggers… wait … like ALL two-leggers, my momma said all are idiots around her :o)

     
    • Piglove

      01/12/2016 at 10:33 am

      Snorts with piggy laughter. You know I tend to agree with some of those humans – I’ve seen them drive. Sometimes I just want to snort to mommy, “Get me home alive please.”. XOXO – Bacon

       
  3. Charles Huss

    01/12/2016 at 7:41 am

    Very intriguing content today Bacon. 🙂

     
    • Piglove

      01/12/2016 at 10:34 am

      Thank you so much my dear friend. XOXO – Bacon

       
  4. Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs

    01/12/2016 at 10:26 am

    nothing better than anipals getting into mischief

     
    • Piglove

      01/12/2016 at 10:37 am

      Amen to that my dear friend! Snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       
  5. lapaylor

    01/12/2016 at 11:04 am

    Bacon, thanks for coming to look at the poodle bag… you might need a piggie bag… Pink and black are good for pigs too! LeeAnna

     
    • Piglove

      01/12/2016 at 11:25 am

      Squeals! That would be piggy fantastic – snorts with piggy laughter. XOXO – Bacon

       
  6. Tails Around the Ranch

    01/12/2016 at 11:07 am

    As always great column, Bacon! ღ

     
    • Piglove

      01/12/2016 at 11:25 am

      Thanks my dear sweet friend. I really appreciate that! XOXO – Bacon

       
  7. Genevieve Petrillo

    01/12/2016 at 5:08 pm

    OMG, Dewey. That shower cap is genius. I dare a drop of water to get through that thing.

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

     
  8. gentlestitches

    01/13/2016 at 3:20 am

    That Cat Felix looks he is concentrating which is impawtant and not everyone seems to know that! 😀

     
    • Piglove

      01/13/2016 at 12:15 pm

      He does! I really didn’t think that when I saw it but he does now. So cool Auntie Sharon. XOXO – Bacon

       
      • gentlestitches

        01/13/2016 at 5:47 pm

        He could be a campaign star. “Be like Felix and concentrate when behind the wheel!” 😀

         
      • Piglove

        01/14/2016 at 9:49 am

        Snorts – that would be totally awesome in this day and time Auntie Sharon! XOXO – Bacon

         
  9. evilsquirrel13

    01/13/2016 at 9:37 am

    Naturally, my Mecca eyes had to get a closer look at those paper towels. I don’t recognize the brand, but it obviously looks like one of the cheap knockoffs, so I don’t think that paper towel explosion was any great loss. Next time, those folks might want to buy a smaller package than the 18 roll bundle…. there’ll be less collateral damage that way when it goes off.

     
    • Piglove

      01/13/2016 at 12:21 pm

      This is true and great advice. One time, my mom bought this ginormous bundle of cheap knock-offs. They really weren’t great for cleaning but they did save dad’s life. How you ask? While he was bringing them in, he was also carrying a bag with a pickle jar in it. He accidentally missed his stepping and went down hard. Thank goodness the cheap knock offs stopped his fall. Too bad they didn’t save the pickle jar – snorts. XOXO – Bacon

       

This piggy would love to snort with you :)

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